Complete this Sentence, #28

At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his ________ .

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49 responses to “Complete this Sentence, #28”

  1. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his banana bunker. :wang::wang::wang:

  2. Esther Avatar

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his photo of me wearing my pink, fuzzy, bunny thong at the Alpaca Lover’s parade.

  3. Cbatdux Avatar
    Cbatdux

    At the the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his break dancing fingers.

  4. Chris J Avatar
    Chris J

    …Barry Manilow’s “Christmas in Baghdad” records (only available through K-Tel).

  5. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his 8mm home movies…

  6. Merth Avatar

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his… photos from his African safari all the while asking, “Do they know its Christmas time at all?”

  7. Nikki Avatar

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his one-eared elephant gag.

  8. b-dizzy Avatar
    b-dizzy

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his Fisher Price nativity scene aline with bad hairday dolls.

    http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2003/ChildNativity.jpg

    https://www.artistor.com/store/bad-hair-day-dolls-ss3.html

  9. jules Avatar
    jules

    crackpipe

  10. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his semi-automatic and killing everyone

  11. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    Esther, you wear pink, fuzzy, bunny :thong:s too?

  12. April Swartz Avatar

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out a glossy photograph of Robin Williams rubbing nacho cheese all up in his chest hair.

  13. Craig Avatar
    Craig

    At last years christmas party, i WAS the assistant and there wasn’t much anybody could do to keep me from taking out my :wang: and chasing all the :undies: & :boobs:

  14. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Esther, Mandy it’s not like we don’t believe you, but I think we’re going to need proof.

  15. nessa Avatar
    nessa

    ….collection of shrunken elf heads:wtf:

  16. April Swartz Avatar

    (ps- thanks a lot for the link, jackass. I just bought 5 banana bunkers! WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH FIVE BANANA BUNKERS?!)

  17. Esther Avatar

    Actually, Mandy, mine are lavender w/deer antlers.:undies:

  18. logan Avatar
    logan

    at the last office christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out the print out of of me online screwing a very fugly woman:hurl:

  19. betty endicott Avatar
    betty endicott

    his grandmothers nude pic:hurl:

  20. rust Avatar

    … autographed photo of him and Dubya giving the “thumbs up” — MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

  21. Brad Avatar
    Brad

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his fruit log.

  22. Mikel Avatar
    Mikel

    …….cock and balls!!!

  23. Nikki Avatar

    Mikel didn’t dance around that one.

  24. mitch smith Avatar
    mitch smith

    At last year’s Christmas party it was all we could do to stop our assistand from pulling out his “pink slip” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge):wang:

  25. Fran Avatar

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his 401(k).

  26. Nikki Avatar

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his spleen.

  27. rust Avatar

    … his karaoke machine and doing a solo “BORN TO BE WILD” in drag.

  28. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    say no more… :hurl:

  29. jayray Avatar
    jayray

    GOOD JOB MIKEL, I DIDNT KNOW IF ANYONE WAS GONNA PULL THAT ONE “OUT” OR NOT:idea:

  30. Mechelle Avatar
    Mechelle

    mikel… read the definition of pithy
    funny though

    “sleigh”er and two tiny reindeer.

  31. Kenn Avatar

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his moosepants full of delicious cheesy goodness.

  32. jamie Avatar
    jamie

    flowbee

  33. cody Avatar
    cody

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his…
    k-y and lots of little rubber buddies.

  34. Natasha Avatar

    . . . finger out of his nose.

  35. dwayne leduc Avatar
    dwayne leduc

    …..COWKILLER:roll:

  36. House of Java Avatar
    House of Java

    😈

  37. reggie Avatar
    reggie

    :wtf:picture of chicken shit

  38. Be Avatar
    Be

    Uvula

  39. Debra Avatar
    Debra

    …Lube and carrots:mrgreen:

  40. hippychick Avatar
    hippychick

    banana condoms…what will they think of next? Any how the hell can they fit CD’s into a banana condom anyways? Makes ya go hmmmm. 😕

  41. bo Avatar
    bo

    :limp: from pulling out his holiday sausage

  42. tawana Avatar
    tawana

    his newly circumcised noodle!:limp:

  43. Paul Avatar

    hair. Because office parties are so full of ass kissing and brown nosing that it makes the most sane of people want to kill themselves.

  44. colin Avatar
    colin

    …his secret santa present a sailing ship in a glass.
    Jeez- banana bunkers- well I suppose it was just a matter of time:roll:

  45. net-surfer22 Avatar
    net-surfer22

    :wtf:

  46. Paige Avatar
    Paige

    Banana Bunker??????? Why didnt I think of that????????????I wonder if you could use it for recreational purposes:wtf:

  47. ringo Avatar
    ringo

    ….teeth & blowing the boss:kiss:!!

  48. Oleg Avatar
    Oleg

    …..his one eyed trouser snake…..or was that his purple headed yogurt slinger??? Choke on that boss!

  49. Daniel Avatar
    Daniel

    …Mr. Winky, his magical cock-puppet!!!:wang::wtf::twisted:

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