Complete this Sentence, #28

1. mikeB

   02 June, 2005, 12:51 am

   Scream in pain. :wtf:

2. Darrell

   02 June, 2005, 12:53 am

   Color-coordinate my outfit to them. I’m so gay.

3. Spud

   02 June, 2005, 1:01 am

   empty the colon

   *brrrrrrptttt

   😈

4. TinaMarie

   02 June, 2005, 1:36 am

   …do the hamster dance.

5. Esther

   02 June, 2005, 1:37 am

   “Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to get a bikini wax.”

6. casey

   02 June, 2005, 1:58 am

   make a little boogie in my pants

7. Christopher

   02 June, 2005, 2:40 am

   Purchase some aloe.

8. Hugh J Arss

   02 June, 2005, 2:40 am

   “Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to pee
   And then I get a warm feeling
   all the way down to my knee
   .”

9. Anna

   02 June, 2005, 6:29 am

   IF I were a guy, I’d say it was time again to shave my balls.
   Since it’s me, I’d have to say: “wow, finally SOME action in my pants”

10. Mungo

    02 June, 2005, 6:55 am

    “Every time I find hedgehogs in my shorts, I feel the urge to fart a lot.”

11. Richard@Home

    02 June, 2005, 8:46 am

    Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to… feel a little prick.

    many, many, apologies…

12. cliche

    02 June, 2005, 8:48 am

    …beat it

13. Nikki

    02 June, 2005, 10:15 am

    … sell the pants on ebay to the highest bidder.

14. zedzdead

    02 June, 2005, 10:16 am

    Nurse it back to health on bread, milk and slugs that I’ve peeled off the bottom of my socks, before releasing it back into the wild next to the M62 and wishing it luck..

15. Kat

    02 June, 2005, 11:03 am

    hedge my hog

16. rust

    02 June, 2005, 11:09 am

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants I feel the urge to put a really heavy-duty lock on my closet door. It’s bad enough with the MOOSE next door borrowing my MOOSEPANTS all the time, but this! is too much.

17. Cornell Finch

    02 June, 2005, 11:38 am

    use them to scratch my piles…

18. Lung the Younger

    02 June, 2005, 11:52 am

    …sit next to YOU on the bus. Just like all the crazy perverts always do.

19. Esther

    02 June, 2005, 1:52 pm

    😆 @ Anna!

20. :twisted:

    02 June, 2005, 2:51 pm

    :-?:boxers::idea::boobs::boobs::twisted:

21. Mandy

    02 June, 2005, 4:22 pm

    … figure out what I drank last night that possessed me to put a hedgehog in my pants. 😳

22. jessica

    02 June, 2005, 5:00 pm

    bite back.

23. Dante

    02 June, 2005, 6:07 pm

    Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to copulate.

    OR: Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to take out their spikes and sell them as cats to old ladies.

24. Heatheranne

    02 June, 2005, 6:58 pm

    …pet my beaver. 🙄

25. Roscoe

    02 June, 2005, 7:05 pm

    …pet Heatheranne’s beaver.

26. DK

    02 June, 2005, 8:02 pm

    Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to… open a copy of my church hymnal and break into “We shall overcome…:grin:

27. frank

    02 June, 2005, 8:38 pm

    davezilla must be running out of ideas…lame

28. JFLY

    02 June, 2005, 8:59 pm

    Esther 😀

29. Davezilla

    02 June, 2005, 9:22 pm

    davezilla must be running out of ideas…lame
    They can’t all be gems. In truth though, I am working on a killer post. Will take a few days to complete. 😈

30. M&M

    02 June, 2005, 9:25 pm

    Depends on the colour of the hedgehog….

31. rust

    03 June, 2005, 12:08 am

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to CHOKE THE CHICKEN!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to GO BACK HOME TO MOOSONEE!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to MAKE DISGUSTING MONKEY LOVE TO A SHEMALE IMPERSONATOR!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to MAKE UP RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH REALITY, AND DO IT ANNOYINGLY IN ALL UPPER CASE!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to tell my psychiatrist all about the aliens inhabiting my left ear, and how I wish they would turn down the music!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to call up Dinsdale to let him know I found “Spiny Norman”!

32. Esther

    03 June, 2005, 12:51 am

    Rust, stay off your meds. I like it.:twisted:

33. EvilSimon

    03 June, 2005, 2:20 am

    …wonder just what the hell I was doing last night.:wtf:

    …beat my head on the wall as I realise that somewhere some furrie is doing this sort o’ think for fun 😡

34. Natasha

    04 June, 2005, 2:55 pm

    . . . buy a new hedgehog just like the adorable little one we used to have as a family member. His name was Pokey – he was so cute and I miss him.

35. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    04 June, 2005, 10:15 pm

    … throw them back into my 16-bit Sega Genesis?

    (Ok, I got nothin’.)

36. Sheharazade

    04 July, 2005, 2:59 am

    wonder how they got there, also how long they were there before I noticed them.

37. Sheharazade

    04 July, 2005, 3:01 am

    wonder how they got there, also how long they were there before I noticed them.

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