Category: wtf

  • Like one does

    You know when you wake up from a dream that you were assisting Robert Smith solve a cold case that it will be an interesting day.

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    Robert Smith solves another cold case!

  • Tarot of the Unexplained! The deck Fox Mulder would have used.

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    Available Everywhere August 5th Longtime readers will know that I had been working on a tarot deck and writing a book for the past two years, which is why I haven’t been posting much anymore. The deck is not like other decks because, duh! It’s from me. I based it off cryptids, ghosts, portals, paranormal…

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    Tarot of the Unexplained

  • Hither and Yon

    Some more useless items that make the Web great.

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  • Flotsam and Jetsam

    McSweeney’s has been on fire lately, and this gem is no exception. I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NOT BE CANCELING MY PLANS WITH YOU TONIGHT Some random flotsam and jetsam images that have been floating around my laptop. I had to see them, so now you do, too.

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    Sausages!

  • “UFO-Shaped”. Uh huh. Sure. UFO.

    A giant, flying vagina was seen over Turkey last week. Several Turkish incels died trying to jump high enough to have wanton sex with the cloud that “owed them” and “was asking for it.” Several news outlets misidentified the cloud as being “UFO-Shaped” when it was clearly a gigantic vagina taunting the residents of Bursa,…

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  • I am losing the will to live

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  • HUG WE THE BEAR

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  • Got nothing

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  • Karen? That damned squirrel is back.

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  • Shudder Pig is your friend

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  • You know, for kids

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  • Milk your bitch

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