Category: Observations
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Salmon is the new crustacean
MOM: “What’s your favorite shellfish.”
DAUGHTER: “Salmon!”
FAMILY: “OMG, totally! Salmon is the BEST shellfish.”
DAD: “Not even a contest.” -
Rejected Campbell’s Soup Flavors
- Cream of Twine
- Ghost Pepper Pot Soup
- Chicken Poodle Soup
- Italian Mafia Wedding
- Cream of Sand
- New England Cthulhu Chowder
- Plaster Bisque
- Fiesta-Style Fire Ant Soup
- Savory Duct Tape
- Cream of Asperger’s
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This cannot end well
This cannot end well -
Informed!
Why Caillou doesn’t have hair -
Avocado. Or pumpkin spice.
Put avocado on racism so white people will pay attention -
One horcrux down, 6 to go
One horcrux down, 6 to go -
Separated at Birth: Hydra and Custom Ink
Separated at Birth: The Marvel Hydra and Custom Ink logos
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Not chicken
LIZZ: “Phaedra? Would you like some chicken?”
PHAEDRA: “No! I don’t like chicken anymore today. I’d rather eat myself.” -
Don’t Worry
DAUGHTER: “Daddy? I need a new diaper.”
ME: “You do? OK, I think we can handle that.”
ME: “Oh, this is a bad one.”
DAUGHTER: “Don’t worry, Daddy. It’s only poop. It not bite you.”
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