Category: Observations
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Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging
COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills at the prospect of knowing with certainty that bugs will be fixed, lives will be spared, and hope restored to mankind. COMPANY: Mint UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes. REVIEW: The glove…
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Pudding
Millennials and Silent Generation: This is a Pink Floyd joke. As you were.
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Salmon is the new crustacean
MOM: “What’s your favorite shellfish.” DAUGHTER: “Salmon!” FAMILY: “OMG, totally! Salmon is the BEST shellfish.” DAD: “Not even a contest.”
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Rejected Campbell’s Soup Flavors
Cream of Twine Ghost Pepper Pot Soup Chicken Poodle Soup Italian Mafia Wedding Cream of Sand New England Cthulhu Chowder Plaster Bisque Fiesta-Style Fire Ant Soup Savory Duct Tape Cream of Asperger’s
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Separated at Birth: Hydra and Custom Ink
Separated at Birth: The Marvel Hydra and Custom Ink logos
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