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If not splush, then what is?

By Davezilla 25 April, 2017Observations

MOM: "What's your favorite shellfish." DAUGHTER: "Salmon!" FAMILY: "OMG, totally! Salmon is the BEST shellfish." DAD: "Not even a contest."

Salmon is the new crustacean

Rejected Campbell’s Soup Flavors

By Davezilla 30 December, 2016Observations3 Comments

Cream of Twine Ghost Pepper Pot Soup Chicken Poodle Soup Italian Mafia Wedding Cream of Sand New England Cthulhu Chowder Plaster Bisque Fiesta-Style Fire Ant Soup Savory Duct Tape Cream of Asperger's

Separated at Birth #202

By Davezilla 14 December, 2016Observations

This cannot end well

By Davezilla 30 November, 2016Observations

Informed!

By Davezilla 25 November, 2016Cartoons, Observations

Avocado. Or pumpkin spice.

By Davezilla 20 November, 2016Observations

One horcrux down, 6 to go

By Davezilla 02 November, 2016Observations

Separated at Birth: Hydra and Custom Ink

By Davezilla 15 September, 2015Observations1 Comment

Separated at Birth: The Marvel Hydra and Custom Ink logos

Little Known Historical Fact…

By Davezilla 30 July, 2015Observations1 Comment

LIZZ: "Phaedra? Would you like some chicken?" PHAEDRA: "No! I don't like chicken anymore today. I'd rather eat myself."

Not chicken

DAUGHTER: "Daddy? I need a new diaper." ME: "You do? OK, I think we can handle that." ME: "Oh, this is a bad one." DAUGHTER: "Don't worry, Daddy. It's only poop. It not bite you."

Don’t Worry