Chuck Norris
Conversation between any group of males in 1978 “Chuck Norris could beat anyone.” “No way could Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee.” “Yeah, Bruce Lee ripped the heart from a live…
New Scents for Yankee Candles
If Yankee Candles actually smelled like things from the Northern US, the candle scents would change up a bit. Brown SnowdriftHoboken HoboLeftover Pizza in the FridgeWarm IPAOverpriced, Overly-Sweet Cocktail that…
Skunked
Last night I was almost sprayed by a skunk. It was tiny. Not much bigger than a baby squirrel, but the sight of its raised tail made me shriek and…
Siri is the devil
Was just in a client phone conference when SIRI popped up from my AppleWatch with this: SIRI: “Did you accidentally summon me?” ME: “Summon you? What are you, a demon?”…
Call me Treebeard
FOUR YEAR OLD: "You know what would be so cool, Daddy?" ME: "What?" FOUR YEAR OLD: "If instead of a beard, you could grow a tree on your face." THREE…
People we can safely dislike #26
People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it's always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who…
Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging
COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills at the prospect of knowing…
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