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LIZZ: "Phaedra? Would you like some chicken?"
PHAEDRA: "No! I don't like chicken anymore today. I'd rather eat myself."
Not chicken
DAUGHTER: "Daddy? I need a new diaper."
ME: "You do? OK, I think we can handle that."
ME: "Oh, this is a bad one."
DAUGHTER: "Don't worry, Daddy. It's only poop. It not bite you."
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