Shout out
I noticed today that in my Wordpress stats, it said I have some followers who have been there for six years. That's not accurate. I have some followers, like April, Minnie, Pablo, Lung, and Faith that have been following my site for over a decade, in some cases, over two. I want to thank you for staying with me. No, this is not a sign off, rather it is a recommitment to you. All of you. More posts, fewer memes. More Dave.
Whenever my sister comes over, Jeremy licks his balls
"Mary no longer sleeps with me. She’s taken to spending her evenings staring out the front window, or curling up in the bath tub.” “I don’t know where Michelle goes every night. She begs to out out and comes back late, covered in burrs, and mud.” “Every time Antonio gets upset, he shits on the bed. He’s nearly 18 years old and he’s still doing it.” “Jessica refuses to take a bath. I have to hold her down in the backyard to hose her down. Sometimes I have to get some of the neighbors to hold her still.” “It’s so…
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