Category: Bad Ideas

  • Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

    Love this! Each State’s Most Embarrassing Google Searches. My state of Michigan’s searches were: MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars (pizza chain) / Lou Bega—Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of) Analysis: If you can lure Bigfoot out of the woods with pizza and catchy songs you can probably convince him to…

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  • Sleep, you black-eyed pig.

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  • Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

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    What fantasy movies did you think up?

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  • Holiday Gift Ideas

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    Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won’t buy for me. Today, the talking Red Foxx doll.

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  • Criminal Minds Profiles Nursery Rhyme Characters

    What if the agents on Criminal Minds were to profile characters from children’s nursery rhymes? I mean, hey why not? Most classic children’s rhymes are gory and psychotic. Hotch: “Gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The killer goes by the name, ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’. Not much is known apart from this. We know he’s psychopathic. His…

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    Criminal Minds profiles Jack and Jill

  • Concert Ticket Generator

    I forgot all about this Concert Ticket Generator that I linked to back in 2006. Amazed it’s still there!

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  • My easily attainable 2014 New Years Resolutions

    I make resolutions with the bar set really low, so I can attain them. I resolve never to purchase a Perfect Polly™ this year. Or any year. I resolve not to eat my fellow travelers if we’re stranded in the Arctic. Expanding on that last one, I resolve not to go anywhere I could possibly…

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    Bored

  • This is why I am against GMO foods

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  • I wish I was kidding about this

    EDM-Date is—wait for it—a raver dating community. No really.

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    EDM Date

  • TV Shows I’d Like to See

    America’s Got Two and a Half Men Barefoot Contessa Hunters VH1’s Top 100 Sexiest Bigfoot Videos It’s Always Sunny in the First 48 Monsters Inside Me Real Ghost Hunters of Beverly Hills Property Virgins: Criminal Intent Hillbilly Confidential Agents of South Park Ancient Aliens of Atlanta How I Met Your Moonshiner Man vs. Teen Mom

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  • The Best Star Wars Furniture That Imperial Credits Can Buy

    No, really

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  • Rejected Names for Cereals

    So this post originally appeared here in 2008, but as I have been going back through older posts, I keep finding horrible spam injections—some of which cannot be removed with out deleting the entire post. This is a shame because some of these posts had dozens of comments. This one had 72 comments, so I…

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    Funny Bunches of Goats