Captiontime #227

Captiontime #227

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30 responses to “Captiontime #227”

  1. Infernos Avatar
    Infernos

    Everyone likes a nice piece of tail now and then.

  2. Supercharged_goddess Avatar
    Supercharged_goddess

    THIS PUSSY TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

    You just hold the tail………

    I prefer my pussy shaven, or nearly so… :wang:

  3. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Wet pussy and dry tail ….. an oxymoron, this could be for the birds. 😆 :wtf:

  4. echo Avatar
    echo

    NO! DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!

  5. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    …just a little bit, thees iz all I want, joo have enuff to share… just a little bit.

  6. will Avatar
    will

    “dang it! i’m still alive!” :dead:

  7. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Always remember to floss after roadkill.

  8. Chris S. Avatar
    Chris S.

    Not realizing this would be the last time they ever spoke, Heckyl eagerly watched his best friend Jeckyl make good on his double-cat dare.

  9. Tina beans Avatar
    Tina beans

    now fluffy, seven for us then you can go. deal is seven or we are eating you……

  10. tanderny Avatar
    tanderny

    The tortoise and the pair.

  11. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    No, Verne – ya gotta lookat dis. He gotta spot on his ass the shape O Illinois. I say he sell him on e-bay….

  12. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    REACH, THROW, ROW, TOW, GO, GRAB IT WITH YOUR BEAK! in that order stoopid cat savin’ magpie mo fo.

  13. Penguin Pete Avatar

    That reminds me, it’s been a while since I dipped my beak in some wet pussy. makes note on calendar

  14. Lung the Younger Avatar

    LOLCATS meets LOLSCAVENGERS

    IZ BHIND U EATIN UR TAILZ!

  15. AnnieB Avatar

    Hurry up and grab what you can before that stupid cat figures out that’s just his reflection and not a fish!

  16. StevieC Avatar

    Jake & Elwood Magpie show Patches how to shake his tailfeather.

    Is it just me or does the black patch on the cat’s back look like Dumbo? Maybe the birds saw it too and are going to sell him on ebay.

  17. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    it could be dumbo……like it’s trunk might have just painted a picture of the cat under the real cat in the water…….i’d have to see more of the other side of the cat/dumbo to know it’s not a human that did the water colour before i can fully commit to my belief……. :dead:

  18. Dragonhose Avatar
    Dragonhose

    Hey you big pussy, I was talkin to you!

  19. Nicolette Avatar

    “PUSSY! HEY, I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S THE PUSSY!” 😛

  20. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    What’s a matter? You never see poking a pussy with a pecker before? 😈

  21. AnnieB Avatar

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    LOL!

    StevieC – it’s just you! 😛

  22. Spud Avatar
    Spud

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    Once again, brilliant!

  23. Meagan Avatar

    The birds from the Windex commercial dupe another one. “Yeah cat, just lean in. We won’t push you.” 😛

  24. shytr Avatar
    shytr

    wowowoowow :undies: :thong: :thong:

  25. rust Avatar

    To quote a certain cartoon:

    PUSSYCAT: I’m so hungry I could eat a (looking at Woody’s mailbox) a WOODPECKER!

  26. rust Avatar

    Much better:

    Tastes like CHICKEN!

  27. Russ Avatar
    Russ

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    We’re waiting…

  28. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    “Hey, Myrtle, watch me make this cat learn to swim!” 🙄 😳 :wang: :thong:

  29. Astryd Avatar

    This don’t taste like pussy at all… 😕

  30. red_dragon Avatar
    red_dragon

    “There Will Be Blood”