Caption Time #54

1. Esther

   12 May, 2005, 12:22 am

   Watermelon Man was distraught that he had cut the holes in the wrong place. No shakuhachi for him!

2. Dante

   12 May, 2005, 1:01 am

   Now Jimmy, this new “Watermelon Therapy” is relatively new so we don’t know if it will hurt or not. As long as you don’t inhale any seeds, you should be fine.

3. Christopher

   12 May, 2005, 1:12 am

   Jason XXI: Fruit to Kill.

4. Spud

   12 May, 2005, 1:26 am

   Melon Man … he’s everywhere he’s everywhere…

5. tian

   12 May, 2005, 1:43 am

   “The Man in the Watermelon Mask”, starring Leoretardo Decrappio.

6. andrea

   12 May, 2005, 2:02 am

   “Damn, Freddy! I told you to stop hiding my mask.”

7. Lung the Younger

   12 May, 2005, 3:27 am

   Quick hand me the machete NOW!
   Murder alibis like this don’t happen very often.

8. Andy M

   12 May, 2005, 5:08 am

   Ned Kelly’s younger brother Jeff was not as well known, nor quite as successful at bank robbery.
   🙁

9. mikeB

   12 May, 2005, 6:35 am

   “I coulda been a V8!”

10. Anna

    12 May, 2005, 6:44 am

    One of the few remaining prototypes for Darth Vader’s mask

11. Merry

    12 May, 2005, 7:26 am

    “Pippin! The watermelon talked to me!”
    “It’s not a watermelon. It’s a melon herder.” :wtf:

12. Mike

    12 May, 2005, 8:11 am

    Who you calling a fruit?!!

13. mikeB

    12 May, 2005, 8:16 am

    “Come back here! Green knights never lose!”

14. Jeffro

    12 May, 2005, 8:56 am

    hey! i can’t hear the ocean in here!

15. cliche

    12 May, 2005, 8:56 am

    dumbass of the opera

16. Sel

    12 May, 2005, 9:29 am

    Can anyone else smell watermelon?

17. Robusto

    12 May, 2005, 11:32 am

    alright, mom, there’s no more seeds!

18. Happy

    12 May, 2005, 12:38 pm

    Halloween Y2K+5: Jason vs Gallagher

19. rust

    12 May, 2005, 1:17 pm

    This guy showed up with his girlfriend for Empire Day celebrations in Guelph. She had a couple of real nice watermelons on her and he was packing the liquor cabinet. He started making Southern Comfort coolers out of a couple of plastic jugs, big ones too, with crushed ice. Then he takes off his shirt to soak up some sun on his pathetic pallor blinding half the attendees. He finally got into his girlfriend’s watermelons, wolfing it down, seeds and all. He was flying. He was on his second bottle of Comfort when he got it into his head it would be good to act as his hero, “Tony the Stark” also known as “Ironman” — he said it was from DC and I said, “No way, son, that’s Marvel Universe. The REAL world in a comic book. EXCELSIOR!”
    Right after the photo was taken, someone punched him in the face. He later puked all over the awards table.

20. Mandy

    12 May, 2005, 1:39 pm

    Yes! lol @ rust

21. Baines

    12 May, 2005, 1:45 pm

    It’s merely a flesh wound!

22. Merth

    12 May, 2005, 3:35 pm

    That is one pale fellow. He is awfully green in the face. Someone get this man a doctor!

23. Lung the Younger

    12 May, 2005, 4:59 pm

    The new North Florida witness protection program.

24. DK

    12 May, 2005, 8:20 pm

    You should see what he did with the two cantalopes…

25. JoJo

    12 May, 2005, 9:45 pm

    Hey… aren’t you in the Tijuana Bibles?

26. Davezilla

    12 May, 2005, 10:47 pm

    Good call, JoJo. (In reference to to this) 😈

27. rhbaby

    13 May, 2005, 8:20 am

    Dr. Doom v1

28. Dave too

    15 May, 2005, 9:52 pm

    AURORA, IL — Burn victim Del Johnson relieves the pain with a cool watermelon facial as temperatures soared into the upper 80s on Saturday. Mr. Johnson, a former Army supply truck driver now home from Iraq, actually likes to eat the melon before putting the rind on his face according to friend and neighbor James Hinkl. “It was my idea to put the eye-holes in”, said Hinkl.

29. Natasha

    16 May, 2005, 10:32 pm

    Dave called the doctor for his diagnosis. Yes, it was true, he had skin cancer. That’s right folks, he suffers from MELONOMA.

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