Caption Time #291

Caption Time #291


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26 responses to “Caption Time #291”

  1. StevieC Avatar

    Skunk skank

  2. Nuilogad Avatar
    Nuilogad

    The illegitamate child from Willy Wonka and one of the Oompa Loompas

    Oompa Loompas:
    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I’ve got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me

  3. Big Tony Avatar
    Big Tony

    Paris Hilton: The “Golden Years”. A “head” of her time!!

  4. Coley7367 Avatar
    Coley7367

    Yikes! So that’s what happened to the chick from the Thompson Twins? Apparently, the 80’s pop backlash can be rough.

  5. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    no nut sack so it must be female
    looks like a large red pepper with a dead skunk on top
    be very thankful that the other clothes behind her don’t fit
    the gay pride parade is over

  6. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Fashion should be a statement – NOT a question!
    Having said that :puke:
    Anytime your beer belly overhangs your camel toe – You have a problem!

  7. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Is that a poodle on top her haid? :gay: :wtf: 😛 🙄

  8. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    Aw mom, where the hell are you now?

  9. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    OMG !!! It’s the ex wife and she’s gone to hell !! — and obviously come back !! :wtf: :puke:

  10. J Avatar
    J

    NO

  11. pablo Avatar
    pablo

    Boy that Charsles Nelson Reilly is one tough MoFo. Just when you thought it was safe to be dead.

  12. StevieC Avatar

    To misquote the lyrics from The Grinch:

    The 3 words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
    Stink! Skank! Skunk!

    I wouldn’t touch you with Lung The Younger’s Pole!

  13. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Is it female?

  14. Jay Laverdure Avatar
    Jay Laverdure

    As Andy used to say to the cookie-seeking bear on his variety show:
    “Not now… not ever… NEVER!!!”

  15. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”635639″]Fashion should be a statement – NOT a question![/quote]
    Truer words have ne’er been spoken, my friend.

  16. Lung the Younger Avatar

    For the proprietor of a street boutique she doesn’t have much of a rack, although I reckon she pegs pretty well and knows her way round an open scissors.

    Oh and don’t shortchange me StevieC.
    You know that I like it to rrrrrripple when I playfully slap it.

  17. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    I like red tights! 😮

  18. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    one hell of a street mime.

  19. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Last time I saw something that round, red, ugly and with a yellow head, I had to go to the doctor to have it lanced.

  20. Nuilogad Avatar
    Nuilogad

    Did someone shout “Hey Kool-Aid!”

  21. Meagan Avatar

    [quote comment=”635695″]Did someone shout “Hey Kool-Aid!”[/quote]

    Oh yeah! 😛

  22. raymi Avatar

    bravo on the courage. not bravo on the emotional eating.

  23. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”635796″]bravo on the courage. not bravo on the emotional eating.[/quote]
    right?

  24. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    [quote comment=”635639″]Fashion should be a statement – NOT a question!
    Having said that :puke:
    Anytime your beer belly overhangs your camel toe – You have a problem![/quote]

    “Camel Toe”…..YUCKY! LMAO!

  25. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    GROSS!!!!!!

  26. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    [quote comment=”635796″]bravo on the courage. not bravo on the emotional eating.[/quote]

    *Smile* Love it!

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