A lot of people write me and ask me how to make their blog as ground-shakingly popular like this one. Are there any magic formulas for winning blog content? You bet there are! Here are some simple Google searches to perform that will give you content for years to come. Simply combine two words that are not normally seen in close proximity to one another, enter into Google Images and the search results will give you the basis for many meaningful, influential posts! One exception: Pants may be combined with any other word.
- awesome unicorn
- squirrel workout
- uncomfortable pants [MNSFW]
- bacon explosion
- origami platypus
- executive pterodactyl
- fish pedicure
- happy pants
- mysterious knees
- What search terms would you look up?
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19 responses to “Blogging Tips for Beginners”
astryd bec – it hasn’t worked yet but i’m patient
clean humor
oily discharge
orgy woof
perpendicular fuzz
rednecked etiquette
trivet orgasm
Intelligent – Government
Free – Taxes
Petrol – Bonus
Lottery – Win
Good – Work
Electric underpants
Hilarious dysfunction
Dalek crochet
Braille Porn
Ultimate Gerbil
Christian Furries
And so on….
voluptuous nincompoop
spiffy whoremonger
wretched bliss
dandy bastard
snotpocket (yes, one word)
untimely correctness
[quote comment=”630951″]Ultimate Gerbil[/quote]
My favorite result from Ultimate Gerbil
I was rather pleased when someone found my blog by searching for “yoga pussy.”
Military Intelligence
Happily Married
Politically correct
Can you say oxy moron?
[quote comment=”630954″][quote comment=”630951″]Ultimate Gerbil[/quote]
My favorite result from Ultimate Gerbil[/quote]
“Thank you Detroit!”
[quote comment=”630961″]Military Intelligence
Happily Married
Politically correct
Can you say oxy moron?[/quote]
I couldn’t agree more!
Let the cat do the google search
– Sticky lips
– Bee pee
– Fat bunny
– Salty boobs :boob: :boob:
– Bare bush
– Poke muffin
Going on the edge here, but what about poke boobs? Or…
bush hammered
potty, fartwell & knob
dinky bomb
arse face soap
vagianni versnatchy (just made it up)
beer schlong guy
kitler (cats that look like hitler)
snapper mower
lube tube humsurfer
:gay:
“meet commander Happy Pants” was a great photo. It was worth the search.
:wtf: Are you F***ing kidding me with that PeePee link? I weep for America
wow. love this post, dave! :kiss: