Bad Places for a Third Nipple

1. kermit

   08 February, 2005, 12:32 am

   here::undies: and on the tip of the tongue:wtf:

2. Esther

   08 February, 2005, 12:36 am

   On my future husband’s :wang:.

   P.S. Natalie’s back! Yay! 🙂

3. julie

   08 February, 2005, 12:38 am

   My dog already has eight. So…..a third would be more like a 9th? :wtf:

4. Lace Valentine

   08 February, 2005, 12:39 am

   Oh the worst place would have to be on the sphincter. Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase tits & ass.

5. Esther

   08 February, 2005, 12:41 am

   :wtf::dead:

6. Chad Brandos

   08 February, 2005, 1:01 am

   On one of my attatched earlobes.

   Yay for recessive genes!

7. Chad Brandos

   08 February, 2005, 1:05 am

   P.S. Natalie’s back! Yay!

   That would be an exciting place for a third nipple, Esther.

8. Spud

   08 February, 2005, 2:28 am

   Frankly, I am at a loss to understand this principle, a third nipple? would that not mean a third boob?

   Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for more boobs, just in the “right” places is all.

   Can you imagine a woman with a third boob on her back? probably useful if she was carrying a baby in a rucksack on her back I suppose.

   On the other hand it does have possibilities for certain (ahem) activities shall we say.

   Okay, I’ve changed my mind, I second the motion for a third boob!

   😀

9. wantwit

   08 February, 2005, 3:18 am

   either the sphincter or on top of another nipple. both instances would be a waste of nipplage.

10. Thaleia

    08 February, 2005, 4:18 am

    On the top of my nose… can you imagine? :wtf:

11. Bob Downe

    08 February, 2005, 4:51 am

    Probably the worst place I could imagine would be an armpit.

    On second thoughts, perhaps a butt crack might win.

    I dunno.

    Decisions decisions

    💡

12. Anna

    08 February, 2005, 6:41 am

    Why not ask were we WANT it?
    I’d like it on the top of every penis … it ‘d be a :wang:enlargement I could appreciate.

13. Mandy

    08 February, 2005, 7:32 am

    I want a :boobs: on my :geek:’s :wang: too!

14. rust

    08 February, 2005, 9:09 am

    oh well, there goes the sphincter reference. What else is there in life, if not references to bowel movements?

    Now I suppose that a REALLY GROSS place for an extra nipple would be sitting on my hemorrhoid. New meaning for “givers of pain and delight”.

15. rust

    08 February, 2005, 9:10 am

    sorry about mixing metaphors, but it had to be done.
    It would be cool to have them covering the left hemisphere of my oversized GEEK brain.
    :geek:

16. Merth

    08 February, 2005, 9:53 am

    Worst place for a third nipple?

    1. Between your big toe and 2nd toe
    2. nasal cavitiy
    3. on top of your head (hairy nipples… eww)

17. rust

    08 February, 2005, 10:42 am

    and just WHAT is WRONG with hairy nipples? Obviously you haven’t experienced the joy of sex with LATIN women. Well, not quite joy, more like repressed feelings of shame mixed with sense of remorse for having dipped yer wick in the first place.

18. Esther

    08 February, 2005, 11:21 am

    Hey! 👿

    Proud and *hot* Puerto Rican woman piping in here, saying consider yourself lucky if I let your wick anywhere near me!:kiss:

19. Mandy

    08 February, 2005, 11:51 am

    What does HE know, Esther? :kiss:

20. rust

    08 February, 2005, 12:20 pm

    what do I know? ahem… ten years in Chile, a chilean EX-wife, a couple of girlfriends, the mother of my son and various others… hairy nipples are not necessarily a bad thing. Only when the hair gets stuck in your teeth. Which brings to mind another location: use your imagination. \|/

21. Mandy

    08 February, 2005, 12:40 pm

    You’re a class act, rust. 😐

22. :thong:

    08 February, 2005, 2:35 pm

    :thong:

23. Esther

    08 February, 2005, 2:53 pm

    I should have listened to that little voice that told me not to come back and read comments before lunch….:dead:

24. frisko

    08 February, 2005, 3:46 pm

    Third nipples, I can’t cope with that.

25. Julie

    08 February, 2005, 5:41 pm

    What’s a cockl– oh never mind. :wtf:

26. Lung the Younger

    09 February, 2005, 4:19 am

    Urethra, I guess.

    Ever seen that scene from the film ‘The Man who Fell to Earth’ where they try to yank off David Bowie’s nipple? A major eye-watering reference that for no apparent reason should be added to the proceedings.

    Did you know that the German for nipple if exactly translated is ‘breast wart’? Go figure.

    OK. That’s all.

27. Lung the Younger

    09 February, 2005, 4:27 am

    Didn’t Marie Antoinette have a third nipple?

    Or is that just snopes fodder.

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