Just a wedding. Nothing to see…

1. Mandy

   30 June, 2006, 12:34 am

   After seeing those floppy :boob: :boob: I will need more bleach for my eyes than Dave will need for his white clothes 😈

2. Wisco kid

   30 June, 2006, 1:40 am

   GAZONGAS!!!!! :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: ah what the hell :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

3. Drusky

   30 June, 2006, 2:08 am

   Don’t you just hate it when the bride’s parents show up late to the wedding…

   Besides, I thought that the Happy Couple’s limo was supposed to be the only thing with huge, dented cans hanging from it… 😈

4. Lung the Younger

   30 June, 2006, 3:06 am

   It’s quite a Dickensian photo really. From the smile on his face he’s obviously thinking about the stripper at his stag party (Ghost of Love Life Past), looking at his bride (Ghost of Love Life Present) and with the Ghost of Love Life Future hanging around in the background.

5. Minnie

   30 June, 2006, 3:20 am

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   LMAO! Good one, Drusky.

6. Meagan

   30 June, 2006, 3:44 am

   Holy crap, that dude has huge man boobs! :wtf:

7. Spud

   30 June, 2006, 4:56 am

   Hah, great shot, plus Lung’s comments I thought were very appropriate *applause*

   Drusky gets an honourable mention.

   :geek:

8. bhamm

   30 June, 2006, 7:43 am

   Bride: “Oh, that’s just Aunt Sophia. She gets a little confused sometimes.”

   Rev.: “Do you take this woman?”
   Groom: “I don’t know… that sexy mama caught my eye.”

   Groom: “Don’t mind her, she’s just jealous that I’m marrying you and not her. I mean, she and I only had a one-night stand. This is love.”

   Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire has been permenently cancelled due to yet another ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’.

9. junkman

   30 June, 2006, 9:02 am

   well, what with it being meteor day i couldn’t help but notice there are a couple of huge ones hurdling straight towards earth in the background at this wedding.

10. junkman

    30 June, 2006, 9:06 am

    also, the groom looks like steven harper the prime minister of canada. no wonder he leans to the right.

11. Patrick

    30 June, 2006, 9:13 am

    Kathy Bates, utilizing the “Method”, prepares for her hot tub scene with Jack Nicholson.
    Re: video- My first birdie was a robin from about 150 yards. I skulled a three wood and one-hopped it right into the bird as he, unfortunately too late, realized the last chapter in his book of life was being written by a Titleist and half-hopped into the air.

12. Bob

    30 June, 2006, 9:52 am

    Nothing to see? Man did you miss that woman in the back????? She has a really cool ankle bracelet. WOW I wish I had one too.

13. Merth

    30 June, 2006, 10:04 am

    :puke:

    The horror! the horror…

14. Zinta

    30 June, 2006, 11:56 am

    Aww.. come on she’s not that bad.. I’d do her… but then.. I have my hand as my only companion. When your 44 and overweight.. it’s not like we have a lot to choose from.

15. Bjorn Freeh

    30 June, 2006, 12:11 pm

    I can’t make out the writing… does that say “Goodyear” or “MetLife”? :wtf:

16. Lace Valentine

    30 June, 2006, 12:30 pm

    Hmmm, reminds me of a Goya painting for some reason.

17. Infernos

    30 June, 2006, 2:07 pm

    Happy Place, Happy Place, Happy Place

18. Coleman

    30 June, 2006, 2:25 pm

    Bjorn it says Budwieser

19. girl

    30 June, 2006, 3:29 pm

    oh man. that could very well have been us. that’s incredibly frightening. why is it that women that look like that are always the first to grin and bare it?

20. mikeme

    30 June, 2006, 4:18 pm

    This is what memories are made of! :boob: :boob:

21. Chicky

    30 June, 2006, 4:46 pm

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    NICE!

22. dougieace

    30 June, 2006, 5:09 pm

    got whale milk?

23. Flash Gordon

    30 June, 2006, 5:22 pm

    Y’all give the poor gal a break. She buys her bras at Chattanooga Tent and
    Awning.

    There’s not enough Viagra in the world! 🙄 :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :dead:

24. Bjorn Freeh

    30 June, 2006, 5:37 pm

    Maybe we should just all count our blessings… at least she’s not wearing a thong.

25. Nikki

    30 June, 2006, 6:52 pm

    Those aren’t breasts, they’re wings. Have you had your Red Bull today?

26. Drusky

    30 June, 2006, 8:52 pm

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    Just imagine… He’s thinking about the stripper and then looks towards the water and , OH MY GOD, There she IS!… And she’s still wearing the same panties from last night, too!

    😈

27. Drusky

    30 June, 2006, 8:59 pm

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    That’s NOT an ankle bracelet…

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    That thing around her ankle IS her thong! She just couldn’t see it when she looked down due to her :boob: :boob:’s rainshadow… 😈

28. Anita Mann-Badley

    30 June, 2006, 9:23 pm

    Ok, Brittney, we get it — pregnant women are beautiful. But did you have to bring Kevin to the wedding?

29. Paige

    30 June, 2006, 10:08 pm

    Just think dude-in twenty years, thats probably what your bride will look like :wtf:

30. Esther

    30 June, 2006, 10:15 pm

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    Don’t you mean ‘mammaries’? :wtf:

31. cronewynd

    01 July, 2006, 2:54 pm

    It is unfortunate that our society still upholds youth and firm bodies as the ideal, as more and more of us are getting older, slightly out of shape, and things sag. Sorry guys…
    I think it’s great that she still gets out there and gets a bit of sun.

    This is a lesson for photographers… take a look at the WHOLE scene you are getting when you take a photo!! 🙂

32. Davezilla

    01 July, 2006, 2:57 pm

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    That’s all I’m sayin’. Check the scenery before shooting the roll. :wtf:

33. Meagan

    01 July, 2006, 3:59 pm

    I’ll admit that I myself am quite a voluptuous woman and comfortable in my own skin, but there’s no fucking way I’d walk on the beach topless or naked. Even if I do need to work on my tan.

34. Spud

    01 July, 2006, 8:25 pm

    Word up.

35. NuggetMaven

    01 July, 2006, 10:54 pm

    Saggy nekkid titties trumps the tie-wearin’-tai chi (or was it a full body seizure?) doin’-derelict at my wedding in 2005! Outdoor weddings at public venues are so unpredictable!!

    OH MY EYES! MY EYES!!! [Split second looking at the pic again to make sure it wasn’t ME–hey, that wasn’t in Jamaica, now was it? :wtf: ]

36. Mandy

    02 July, 2006, 4:39 pm

    Could be worse. He could have posted this one :puke:

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