Caption Time #101

1. Duker

   27 February, 2006, 1:00 am

   How many times do I have to tell you, Viagra is NOT a suppository!

   Shut up, bitch! I think I found your phaser and if it’s on stun I will SO slap your fucking ears off!!!

2. Spud

   27 February, 2006, 1:21 am

   “I told you that last warp drive blast ruined the elastic on my undies…”

   :wtf:

3. Anton Olsen

   27 February, 2006, 1:46 am

   The affair between Hikaru Sulu’s mom and James Kirk’s father was doomed from the beginning.

4. Anna

   27 February, 2006, 4:05 am

   Aaawwwwhhhhh, that’s sweet / 🙁

   You can always tell if someone is a Trekkie (and he/she’s not wearing any “funny clothes” when they know the answer to: “What does the T. stand for in James T. Kirk”?
   So people, what does the T. stand for? Fess up!!

5. justjim

   27 February, 2006, 4:54 am

   T……. Thadeous naturally

6. Paul

   27 February, 2006, 5:18 am

   Sulu becomes a drag queen and apprehends the guy from Clash of the Titans.

7. Becky

   27 February, 2006, 5:45 am

   World’s oldest nerds. :puke:

8. JFLY

   27 February, 2006, 6:15 am

   Ummm…Mom? Dad?

   I’m so embarassed… 😳

9. mitch

   27 February, 2006, 6:33 am

   There are few things worse than drunken Trekkies who have shit their pants after seeing Leonard Nimoy.

10. Alex

    27 February, 2006, 6:39 am

    T is for Tiberius. By the way, Jim do you have any spare Depends?

11. Nikki

    27 February, 2006, 7:03 am

    That’s not Sulu’s mom, unless she is Vulcan.

12. mikeB

    27 February, 2006, 7:17 am

    “These damned Andorian thongs are giving me quite a wedgie.” :geek:

13. Lace Valentine

    27 February, 2006, 8:08 am

    “The trouble with truffles dear, is you gain weight.”

14. bhamm

    27 February, 2006, 8:11 am

    Cleveland Community Theatre Presents Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn

15. cbatdux

    27 February, 2006, 8:24 am

    Dammit Janet! I think Spock slipped some di-lithium crystals into my metamucil this morning! I can’t hold it in Cap’n!

16. Aevyta

    27 February, 2006, 8:55 am

    [Comment ID #25813 will be quoted here]
    Hey! Don’t have to be a Trekkie to know that… My brother was a scifi nerd and I picked up on little tidbits of useless trivia just living with him. My question is, why did the makers of Star Trek choose Tiberius as a middle name? Wasn’t he the Ceasar when Jesus was cruxified?

17. Peaches

    27 February, 2006, 9:06 am

    I’d like to see Jeff Polage do an imitation of them. He was funny.

18. Monday

    27 February, 2006, 9:21 am

    “Whatever you do, you don’t want to see his, “Captain’s Log”

19. Becky

    27 February, 2006, 11:14 am

    NOW we know what Dave did on his day off! 😈

20. Peaches

    27 February, 2006, 11:25 am

    Captain……..Drop your pants ……………We need to check Uranus for Klingons!!

21. Bjorn Freeh

    27 February, 2006, 11:29 am

    What do you mean, we can’t have a table? We had reservations!

22. Anita Mann-Badley

    27 February, 2006, 11:30 am

    Never mind that, what was Smokey T. Bear’s middle name?

23. Nikki

    27 February, 2006, 12:23 pm

    The?

24. Bubbles

    27 February, 2006, 12:34 pm

    Don’t know about you, but I learned T stands for Tiberius from Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country. It was a cinematic triumph tragically overlooked by the academy.

    On a side note, I don’t know why they chose Tiberius as a middle name. He was only a so-so emperor. Doesn’t Kirk deserve something better?

25. Rhonda

    27 February, 2006, 12:57 pm

    Donald Sutherland is a Trekkie???
    :wtf:

26. logan

    27 February, 2006, 12:57 pm

    mom why is captain cerk an old bastard :wtf: and why did spock get a sex change

27. Ron

    27 February, 2006, 1:26 pm

    I hate it when Worf starts giving wedgies! I think my tri-corder has gone where no man has gone before. :wtf:

28. Ron

    27 February, 2006, 1:33 pm

    Denver Pyle as Captain “Uncle” Jessie, in Star Trek 100-The Alien Woman Kirk Didn’t Try to Hit On :limp:

29. cbatdux

    27 February, 2006, 2:51 pm

    Aye, Cap’n, ye must tell Spock the Vulcan Mind Meld di’n work on yer bum…. :wtf:

30. verybigjen

    27 February, 2006, 3:05 pm

    Riker and Troi hit the Olive Garden for thier 50th anniversary.

31. Esther

    27 February, 2006, 3:54 pm

    [Comment ID #25852 will be quoted here]

    🙂

32. MrDoug

    27 February, 2006, 4:20 pm

    In a very embarsaing moment former actor Cap. James T Kirk gets drawn down on by a undercover police officer for showing off his tribbles in public and soliciting a police woman to go where no man has gone before for $50.

33. Duke

    27 February, 2006, 4:53 pm

    They look very guilty.
    😕

34. wantwit

    27 February, 2006, 7:59 pm

    so this what yoko ono does these days…

35. Jim S

    27 February, 2006, 8:47 pm

    Jurors please report to the courtroom. Jurors please report to the courtroom. :wtf:

36. DaPopster

    27 February, 2006, 9:47 pm

    Please tell me he’s not pulling his pants up !!! :limp: :puke:

37. rust

    28 February, 2006, 10:35 am

    We both got LIVES!

    Dammit, Jim, I’m a trekkie not a doctor
    :geek:

38. Kinyou

    01 March, 2006, 9:05 am

    I didn’t know that you would actually get a wedgie from the wedgie slide.

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