Caption Time #75

1. Minnie

   08 October, 2005, 12:39 am

   My mother is a retired circus clown, my father is Stephen Hawking. Booya. 😕

2. mikeB

   08 October, 2005, 12:44 am

   Republican

3. Nikki

   08 October, 2005, 12:47 am

   It gets great reception.

4. Fran

   08 October, 2005, 1:15 am

   “To be or not to be? That is the….

   Oh, wait a minute. I’m in the wrong play.

   Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him….

   Wait! That ain’t it either.”

5. Spud

   08 October, 2005, 4:30 am

   It’s a rather large gumnut baby… another member most likely from that family with the invisible birthday cakes.

   😛

6. garth

   08 October, 2005, 5:42 am

   Ya whaat!? I did whaaat to ya eye when I stood up? Ya whaat!!?

7. Aevyta

   08 October, 2005, 7:24 am

   Did anyone else notice that “Kolorful U” was run by someone named Klaamydia? 😕 That’s where I want my hair done…

8. Nina

   08 October, 2005, 8:06 am

   :wtf: Did anyone see the names of the hairdo’s on Kolorful U? (Lowryder w/popped trunk and biscuits &gravy) :wtf:

9. Nina

   08 October, 2005, 8:09 am

   “yeah doctor they gave me a swirly!”
   doctor: “well, son I’m afraid your hair is stuck this way forever.”
   “Huh?”
   ❗

10. jen

    08 October, 2005, 8:28 am

    I am Dave’s Flickrbitch. Yay!

11. Davezilla

    08 October, 2005, 10:06 am

    That sounds kinda hot, Jen. 😈

12. JUNIOR

    08 October, 2005, 10:32 am

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKE OFF MY HAT?:boobs::boobs:

13. rust

    08 October, 2005, 10:34 am

    Republican Florida Governor Jebidiah “Jeb” Bush listens intently as he receives new instructions from the aliens controlling his family’s brains. “Why’s it tellin’ me ‘Bush 44’?”
    Be afraid.

14. Cbatdux

    08 October, 2005, 10:55 am

    But you PROMISED I could be the Cirque du Soleil this year! What plunger?

15. larfus

    08 October, 2005, 1:32 pm

    Hey is that a hat or you just happy to see me! :wang:

16. larfus

    08 October, 2005, 1:35 pm

    ummmm Cedric the Perpetrator looks more like she got hit by a Chinese Bobsled than wearing one.:roll:

17. Esther

    08 October, 2005, 1:54 pm

    “You put whut in yer omelette?”

18. Nina

    08 October, 2005, 3:07 pm

    😆 I love that one Esther!

19. Cbatdux

    08 October, 2005, 4:00 pm

    LMAO Esther!

20. Goodwin

    08 October, 2005, 4:57 pm

    Wait,wait. Look. I promise I have dimples in my cheeks too.

21. Goodwin

    08 October, 2005, 5:34 pm

    Teet? What is a teet?

22. Goodwin

    08 October, 2005, 5:35 pm

    So what!

23. Goodwin

    08 October, 2005, 5:39 pm

    Gur you betta shut uuuuup! {must be accompanied by head weaving)

24. Sir Osiss

    08 October, 2005, 6:25 pm

    Resulting Love Child of Dorothy, Tin Man and Scarecrow from “The OZ Goodbye Orgy.”

    The Cowardly Lion was too afraid to attend.

25. rust

    08 October, 2005, 6:57 pm

    Newest alien species to show up on STAR TREK© — the Plakheads.

    “We need things to make us look strange…”

    :geek:

26. Kris

    08 October, 2005, 9:16 pm

    okay grab at the base and then roll down; oops wrong head. 😕

27. tinamarie

    08 October, 2005, 10:54 pm

    Me brain hurts!

28. Pinky

    09 October, 2005, 3:51 am

    Am I the only one who notices a connection between this caption picture and the link of the day?

29. Popster

    09 October, 2005, 7:26 am

    We finally find out that Bushs’ brain has a resevoir end ……. hmmmmmmmm

30. Davezilla

    09 October, 2005, 1:15 pm

    No, Pinky, I always try to tie the two together. That is very deliberate. 😈

31. deadites

    09 October, 2005, 9:16 pm

    ..and if I twitch the left side, I can pick up FM.

    And since it’s after 6pm, I’m wering full :undies:

32. Paige Dalton

    09 October, 2005, 10:30 pm

    I wondered what happened to Michael Stipe of R.E.M.:wtf:

33. Mandy

    09 October, 2005, 10:40 pm

    lol @ Paige 😀

34. TK

    10 October, 2005, 12:34 pm

    Not sure. Either:

    “While I can certainly empathize with the prognostications of those forecasting an inverted yield curve, much as I can feel a kinship with Raskolnikov’s Ueber-man theory in Dostoyevsky’s ‘Crime and Punishment’, I nevertheless cannot help but think scapegoating the Federal Reserve for the current uptick in long-term bonds as a nascent form of pusillanimous evasiveness.”

    or…

    “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh, doi!”

35. Jeff

    10 October, 2005, 3:57 pm

    An Oompa Loompa’s autistic cousin Oompa Limpy, or the love child of Martha Stewart & Peewee Herman ( He made the hat himself in prison from the matress suffing.)

36. Jeff

    10 October, 2005, 3:59 pm

    Oooops I mean sTuffing:wtf:

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