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Overheard

06 October, 200517 Comments

Grandson: “Do you have a conscience, grampa?”
Grandfather: “Of course I do, Ronnie. Everyone does.”
Grandson: “Oh.”
Grandson: “How big are they?”

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  1. Anna
    06 October, 2005,

    Wow, ik ben de eerste!!!! I’m so excited (for being numero uno) that I even start babbling in Dutch.

    Anyway, nobody ever told the kid that size doesn’t matter?

  2. Somebaudy
    06 October, 2005,

    wat ? Davezilla is nu nederlandstalig ? Et pour les franophones la même chose ?

    Anyway, conscience can sometimes be heavy little things…

  3. Spud
    06 October, 2005,

    I don’t have a conscience…

  4. Nina
    06 October, 2005,

    😀 What’s a conscience? 😀

    Oh wait! is it when the mini devil pops up on one shoulder & the mini angel pops up on my other shoulder? 😀

  6. rust
    06 October, 2005,

    I used to have a conscience, then I started writing contracts for clients.

    Heh. Fuck ’em all.

  7. Mikel
    06 October, 2005,

    Anna, I always heard that size does matter.

  9. Dawn
    06 October, 2005,

    yes it does :wang:

  10. pappy
    06 October, 2005,

    Hmm..

    Does your conscience care if you care if size matters..?

  11. cbatdux
    06 October, 2005,

    I gave up my conscience (and my new year’s resolutions) for lent….

  12. charlie
    06 October, 2005,

    According to my sister (slut), size does not matter…however LACK of size does…

  13. Ms. Z
    06 October, 2005,

    I have a conscience. I :wang: him everynight.

  14. Belinda
    06 October, 2005,

    How big are they? Depends on how enmeshed in politics you are. Karl Rove’s, for example, is practically nonexistent, while Dick Cheney’s is laughably tiny. So I’ve heard.

  15. hippychick
    06 October, 2005,

    Don’t know why size matters. Guys lie about the size anyway. :limp:

  16. jay
    07 October, 2005,

    good call rust, I do the same thing, make your money and fuck ’em!!!:twisted:

  17. Paige Dalton
    07 October, 2005,

    Im semi-conscience-or is it conscious?????:dead:

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