Caption Time #72

1. Jeremy

   23 September, 2005, 12:23 am

   I shouldn’t have had that last bran muffin before I put these sac-free panties on (backwards).

2. Spud

   23 September, 2005, 12:24 am

   I don’t wanna know…

   😈

3. Dan Z.

   23 September, 2005, 12:44 am

   One drunk night steve found out how pain full waxing the pubic area is…. Especially when the person waxing is Blind.

4. tinamarie

   23 September, 2005, 2:53 am

   The turnout at the Scissor Sisters audition was not looking too promising, even if the blind guy did have good legs.

5. Lung the Younger

   23 September, 2005, 4:04 am

   ….and the first Tuesday of every month, the undercover Al Queda cell would meet in Kaled’s kitchen and perform a passion play about immorality…

6. Tami Jo

   23 September, 2005, 5:13 am

   “You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around…”

   Why is there a door on every other cabinet?

7. mitch smith

   23 September, 2005, 7:06 am

   “I think you’re ready for the Gay Olympics. Squeeze those ass-cheeks”

8. Davezilla

   23 September, 2005, 7:28 am

   “OK, you can take the picture, but don’t post it on the Intarweb.”

9. Megan

   23 September, 2005, 9:08 am

   Robbie, I told you the 80’s were coming back, now you just have to learn one more sweet move and we are goin clubbin!

10. Jeff

    23 September, 2005, 9:40 am

    After a long hard day at work, bubba & earl like to unwind with a few fourties and some culture club. Tragically, earl’s internet savy sister earleen caught them with her birthday cake. now they can never show there faces at rodney’s bait & tackle again. Do you really want to hurt me?

11. Jason Beaird

    23 September, 2005, 9:48 am

    Alright Jimmy, it’s a duet…so sing it with me now:

    “We are the world (we are the world)
    We are the children (yeah, we are the children)
    We are the ones to make a brighter day
    So let’s start giving (so let’s start giving)
    There’s a choice we’re making
    We’re saving our own lives
    It’s true we make a brighter day
    Just you and me
    Come on, now, let me hear ya!”

12. mary

    23 September, 2005, 10:11 am

    GROSS!!!!

13. Nina

    23 September, 2005, 10:31 am

    crowd: “dance earl, dance!!!”
    Jimmy: Why? Oh why, did I make that stupid bet?
    Earl: “I feel so pretty! So pretty!”

    :wtf: Not a picture I wanted to see first thing in the morning!

14. vazey8s

    23 September, 2005, 11:13 am

    skinny guy: “I’m a maniac, maniac….”:limp:
    not so skinny guy: “I’m scared, can I put my pants back on?”:-?

15. rust

    23 September, 2005, 11:23 am

    Andre the Giant, Jr and Jimmy the Weasel, Jr practise their moves in the kitchen. Jimmy Jr is a second-cousin to Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy.

16. H. R. Gerrard

    23 September, 2005, 12:05 pm

    At the auditions for the next J.C. Penny Underwear ads…

17. Paige Dalton

    23 September, 2005, 12:07 pm

    Ugly fat white guys gone wild:wang:

18. Bubbles

    23 September, 2005, 12:34 pm

    I’m seriously considering lesbianism.

19. mikeB

    23 September, 2005, 12:35 pm

    Ten point penalty on the Man Card.

20. Jeff

    23 September, 2005, 12:45 pm

    To quote great literature,(bumper sticker) what if the hokey-pokey is what it’s all about?

21. some girl

    23 September, 2005, 1:51 pm

    I remember reading a comment by one Mr. Davezilla that unless the photo was credited to someone else, he was the photographer in question. There is no polite way to ask what you were doing and how you convinced them to partially disrobe, put on Speedos (please note I totally gave them the benefit of the doubt that they weren’t already rocking those undergarments) and take actual photographic evidence of the entire situation.

22. pappy

    23 September, 2005, 3:04 pm

    I think I’m going to barf.. 🙁

23. mikeB

    23 September, 2005, 6:43 pm

    Yeah, Zilla. Some girl raises a good point. What the hell were you doing in that room?

24. Mandy

    23 September, 2005, 7:08 pm

    Normally a roomful of men in their underwear sounds like a party to me. In this case, no f-ing way. :limp:

25. Cbatdux

    23 September, 2005, 8:15 pm

    Jimmy: C’mon Earl! Set the ball – I wanna spike it!
    Earl: Jay-sus! Ah think ah jest sat on muh beer bottle!
    Jimmy: They ain’t placebos Earl! Wheeee!

26. Esther

    24 September, 2005, 1:14 am

    If Dave was rockin’ it in the :boxers:’s, he’d be lookin’ a lot finer. Not to mention that Mr. Cletus McTrailerPark wouldn’t be dancing with him, Natalie would.:undies: 🙂

27. dK

    24 September, 2005, 8:36 pm

    Interesting photo, I’m guessing it’s somewhere in eastern Europe because:
    1. There’s a stove pipe coming out of the top of the refridgerator.
    2. The tablecloth pattern is clearly from the famed 1962 Krakow Design School Expo.
    3. The Polish White Tail Pumas (see jersey logo) were last year’s champs at the annual all-male Balkans Polka Jamboree in Gdansk.
    🙄

28. Popster

    25 September, 2005, 8:18 am

    And yet ANOTHER case made for bringing back the Draft 😕

29. Katie

    26 September, 2005, 6:42 pm

    “Under under underpants! I ain’t got no pants! Just under under underpants.” (To the tune of the Thundercats theme).

30. Goodwin

    08 October, 2005, 5:29 pm

    Remember when Mom and Dad spilled a glass of water at the cafeteria! Oh, man it was sooooooo funny…..remember …..it was soooooo funny

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