Caption Time #67

1. larfus

   01 September, 2005, 12:15 am

   Freeze Frame… for some reason that song came to mind.

2. Vicus Scurra

   01 September, 2005, 1:25 am

   Darren began to regret allowing Wayne to practise his West African manipulation techniques on his haemorrhoids.

3. kismet

   01 September, 2005, 2:02 am

   “Dude! Is that Elephantiasis!?”

4. Matt, theDigested

   01 September, 2005, 2:05 am

   Right: “No, man! This is FAR worse than blue balls!”
   Left: “Oh god, it’s gonna explode!”

5. Spud

   01 September, 2005, 2:16 am

   Looks like a game of
   DODGE BALL!

   fuck… I’m “it” again (mumble fuck mumble)

   :boobs:

6. Lung the Younger

   01 September, 2005, 3:01 am

   …and then whey told me that if I joined that particular fraternity I’d end up with my liver fucked….I didn’t realize that they meant it literally.

7. Esther

   01 September, 2005, 3:32 am

   Why, oh why, did I look at that gospel mime link?:sad:

8. Nikki

   01 September, 2005, 6:50 am

   Tee hee

9. Jay

   01 September, 2005, 7:14 am

   I see the head! Push! You’re doing great. Breathe, breathe…

10. Lung the Younger

    01 September, 2005, 7:26 am

    Do those Gospel Mime guys realize how much their makeup makes them look like Michael Jackson clones?

11. Anna

    01 September, 2005, 7:51 am

    Trying to impress girls by sticking a sock down your jeans wasn’t good enough anymore?

12. Chris

    01 September, 2005, 8:10 am

    Don’t judge me. I was young and needed the money.

13. Merth

    01 September, 2005, 9:19 am

    Wohoo, my picture got used! I have now contributed more to Davezilla than pink trunks.

    :java:

14. some girl

    01 September, 2005, 10:34 am

    Seriously, mimes? I mean, aren’t mimes, like, you know, silent? So, like, you know, how are they, like, delivering the gospel?

    Who decides that the hook they are going to use to distinguish themselves is going to be the lost art of miming? Was this a group choice or is this something that VH1 is going to describe as: “a disastrous decision made by their power hungry management team of Marcel Marceau Inc.”

15. rust

    01 September, 2005, 10:54 am

    The newest trend on college campuses this fall is the game of touch testicle, based on the pig-skin pastime. Players have been known to emit girly-screams during these gruelling sessions when their scrotum inflates near bursting, threatening to leave them forever incapable of pawning the family jewels.

16. r

    01 September, 2005, 11:10 am

    I’ll put it back! I’ll put it back!

17. Used Hack

    01 September, 2005, 11:13 am

    You put your right arm in
    You put your right arm out
    You put your right arm in and you shake it all about …

18. Kami

    01 September, 2005, 2:04 pm

    That link. :boobs: heads.

    “Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.” Someone watched too much wrestling when they were little. Oh, the one on the left looks like Michael Jackson with short hair.:razz:

    Picture: “Let me just rub it here for good luck.”

19. Natalie

    01 September, 2005, 3:17 pm

    Re: gospel mimes – the Silent Hand Gestures of God sounds somewhat less impressive than the Word of God.

20. Spud

    01 September, 2005, 6:18 pm

    Who said all mimes should be shot again? and again and again…

21. Dante

    01 September, 2005, 6:32 pm

    If the characters from “A Separate Peace” were fat.

22. tinamarie

    01 September, 2005, 7:26 pm

    Fred’s safety airbag inflated just in time to save him from Tim’s aggresive attempt to grab his package. Afterward, Fred commented
    “Genital airbags are bulkier than traditional athletic cups, but they outperform them 100%”

23. pappy

    01 September, 2005, 7:59 pm

    I HATE MIMES!!! I HATE THEM!!!

    *runs off to kill the mimes*

    Oh and about the picture..

    Guy on the right: DAMN IT STEVE!! I TOLD YOU TO HIT PEOPLE WITH THE BALL NOT HIT MY BALLS!!

    I also like the comment about A Separate Peace because that was my summer reading book and I just took a test on it today. 😎

24. Dante

    01 September, 2005, 8:45 pm

    I had it as a Summer Reading book as well. What school do you go to, pappy?

25. pappy

    01 September, 2005, 10:06 pm

    Some place in Ohio that I’m sure no one has ever heard of before. 😛

26. Amy

    03 September, 2005, 11:30 am

    My mom told me this would happen when I went to college:wang:

27. jay

    03 September, 2005, 1:54 pm

    “The only way to get rid of red balls is”..
    If I could only find out how to get rid of the Blue ones!!:limp::???:

28. Keith Burgin

    03 September, 2005, 6:45 pm

    “You’re right, Earl. This never would have come out on its own.”

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