IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren’t
- FUKTA Saucer
- MODEST Knobs
- FARTYG Triple Ceiling Spotlight
- KRABB Mirror
- SEXTOL Spotlight
- TRAMPA Door Mat
- SKRUTT Magnet
- ABSORB Leathercare Set
- KUNGSHATT, Mushroom Decoration
- BANGSUND Bed with Storage
- BJÖRKEN Mirror Cabinet
- FAGELBO Sofa-Bed
- JERKER Desk
- JUSSI Table
- INEZ LÖV Cushion Cover
- GROGGY Corkscrew
- LYCKEBY Box
- MANGEL Drying Rack
- NIPPER Spice Mill
- VAGIS Key Cabinet
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15 responses to “IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren’t”
AAAHAHAHAHA! I found a corner of my garage where I can get Internet access!
I’m happy.
Love the link. Next time I don’t feel like living anymore, I think I’ll have a 3 day standoff between me and my Mr.Coffee.
Screw the Danish! (Hmm…wasn’t that a scene from American Pie?)
Nasa just came out with the Stay Free Launch Pad.
You made those up…
say you did
ease my mind
:wtf:
I did not, Spud. I wanted to directly link to each one, but their server doesn’t allow it. Yes, Virginia. There really is a Fukta Saucer.
http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductsAZView?storeId=12&langId=-1&catalogId=10101
I rubbed my MANGEL all over the JERKER and this hot lookin’ SKRUTT name of INEZ LOV walks in. She was quite the TRAMPA, so we had SEXTOL all night long.
But the bitch gave me KRABBS. :dead:
The links would have been good, reminds me of a thread at Rc about car names.
The latest out from Toyota is the Kluger, I mean really, who comes up with these names?
Some web guy?
😀
I just went to Ikea last weekend. I didn’t pickup any FUKTA saucers, but I saw someone knock over and break a stack of KRABB with their cart.
Good thing I didn’t reach for that 239th can of Dr.P yesterday.:java:
As Hustler is to Playboy, so is IDOMO to Ikea
Of course, as in any kind of XXX-rated furniture, you would have to actually go into the store to see hot Bookcase on Armoire action.
Be sure to ask for Idette. She knows how to take care of a customer… Heaven knows she was conceived for it!
I have had the Jussy Table and it good; it’s really good.:roll:
The quality of the FUKTA Saucer is, I daresay, orgasmic!
You just can’t keep your hands off the jerker table, Pass some more of that cream polish
Is’nt a Trampa pretty much a door mat anyhow?(lost in translation)
I had Sextol in a Fukta Saucer last week with me babe. wink wink 😛 😆