IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren’t

1. TheFaramir

   23 August, 2005, 12:06 am

   AAAHAHAHAHA! I found a corner of my garage where I can get Internet access!

   I’m happy.

2. CJ

   23 August, 2005, 12:44 am

   Love the link. Next time I don’t feel like living anymore, I think I’ll have a 3 day standoff between me and my Mr.Coffee.

3. Bob Boyn

   23 August, 2005, 2:12 am

   Screw the Danish! (Hmm…wasn’t that a scene from American Pie?)

   Nasa just came out with the Stay Free Launch Pad.

4. Spud

   23 August, 2005, 2:30 am

   You made those up…

   say you did

   ease my mind

   :wtf:

5. Davezilla

   23 August, 2005, 6:27 am

   I did not, Spud. I wanted to directly link to each one, but their server doesn’t allow it. Yes, Virginia. There really is a Fukta Saucer.

   http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductsAZView?storeId=12&langId=-1&catalogId=10101

6. mikeB

   23 August, 2005, 7:27 am

   I rubbed my MANGEL all over the JERKER and this hot lookin’ SKRUTT name of INEZ LOV walks in. She was quite the TRAMPA, so we had SEXTOL all night long.

   But the bitch gave me KRABBS. :dead:

7. Spud

   23 August, 2005, 8:31 am

   The links would have been good, reminds me of a thread at Rc about car names.

   The latest out from Toyota is the Kluger, I mean really, who comes up with these names?

   Some web guy?

   😀

8. Jason Beaird

   23 August, 2005, 11:41 am

   I just went to Ikea last weekend. I didn’t pickup any FUKTA saucers, but I saw someone knock over and break a stack of KRABB with their cart.

9. Esther

   23 August, 2005, 12:23 pm

   Good thing I didn’t reach for that 239th can of Dr.P yesterday.:java:

10. rust

    23 August, 2005, 12:38 pm

    As Hustler is to Playboy, so is IDOMO to Ikea

    1. Qing Queen Bedroom Set
    2. Amanda Beech Sideboard
    3. Cholula Armoire
    4. Fiona Computer Desk

    Of course, as in any kind of XXX-rated furniture, you would have to actually go into the store to see hot Bookcase on Armoire action.

    Be sure to ask for Idette. She knows how to take care of a customer… Heaven knows she was conceived for it!

11. dk

    23 August, 2005, 2:49 pm

    I have had the Jussy Table and it good; it’s really good.:roll:

12. Dante

    23 August, 2005, 5:41 pm

    The quality of the FUKTA Saucer is, I daresay, orgasmic!

13. MIKE

    24 August, 2005, 11:32 am

    You just can’t keep your hands off the jerker table, Pass some more of that cream polish

14. BOO

    25 August, 2005, 12:09 am

    Is’nt a Trampa pretty much a door mat anyhow?(lost in translation)

15. Sexy Dyke

    25 August, 2005, 9:04 am

    I had Sextol in a Fukta Saucer last week with me babe. wink wink 😛 😆

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