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Things I never want to see happen on The Sims

18 August, 200516 Comments
  1. Nude clown orgies
  2. Goat oil-wrestling
  3. Snacktime with Michael Jackson
  4. Republican boner contest
  5. Goatse ability
  6. Jack Ozbourne-Paris Hilton lovefest
  7. Projectile Leprosy plague
  8. All Sims women become Ann Coulter
  9. My Albanian neighbors
  10. Yanni soundtrack
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16 Comments

  1. rust
    18 August, 2005,

    That the “Ponderosa Nature Camp” (Freelton, Ontario) should become the “official” nudie colony. Far better the Four Seasons Strip Farm and Pervert Park (home to Nude Miss World).

    I fear encountering cybernetic recreations of my parents…

  2. Dante
    18 August, 2005,

    11. A debate of two moderate candidates for Mayor of Sioux City (I’d die of boredom).

    12. Cum-shooting contest

    13. “How to make gruel in 12 Seconds” with Steve Allen

    14. “What happens if you put a kitten in the microwave?”

    However, we can all agree that one thing I would want to see would be Nikki and Mandy wrestling! 🙂

  3. JFLY
    18 August, 2005,

    I love the Sims (still obsessed with Bustin’ Out)!!! Yes, I am a sicko addict…sigh…but I have a renewed interest thanks to the cheat codes my daughter found…LOL

    #1 More hideous decor…Queer Eye could really do this game some good.

    #2 An even uglier or more annoying mother who walks in on you while you use the toilet…I swear she IS my mother-in-law.

    #3 Even crappier cars…what about a nice Vette or a cool Jeep Wrangler…a Jaguar, maybe?

    #4 An even freakier choice of men to sleep with…OMG :limp:

    #5 A worse profession…why don’t they just make crack-whore an option?

    #6 More psychotic kids…hell, the killer clown child isn’t reason enough to practice abstinenece?

    #7 Even worse music…at least the Vice City series has actual songs and original artists.

    But I do have a blast re-creating infamous celebrities and torturing them…:evil:

  4. memer
    18 August, 2005,

    :boobs::boobs:
    :wang:

  6. Simon
    18 August, 2005,

    …The Sims III

    –Simon

  7. Mikel
    18 August, 2005,

    Blow Job contests

  8. Merth
    18 August, 2005,

    I have never played the game but, here goes…

    Things I do not want to see on the Sims:

    11. Televised Sims bowling tournament
    12. Sims Texas Hold’Em tournament

    13. Sims characters sitting in front of the computer playing Sim City for hours on end.

    14. Sims characters updating their blog…
    ie. “Today, I ate a digitized cheese sandwhich.”

  9. Dante
    18 August, 2005,

    “How to give yourself a blowjob!”

  10. Anonymous
    18 August, 2005,

    :wang::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:
    :wang::wang::wang::limp::wang::wang:

  11. MIKE
    18 August, 2005,

    Graphic pictures of the substance that makes panties stick to the wall

  12. Kami
    18 August, 2005,

    The results of a NAMBLA patch. :dead:

  13. Spud
    18 August, 2005,

    Well I’d like to see the simms breakout into all out total war, from sticks and stones, all the way to nuking each other.

    yeah, I’d like that.

    :geek:

  15. Mandy
    19 August, 2005,

    I wouldn’t admit that too loudly around this crowd, Pedal Princess. :kiss:

  16. Olly
    19 August, 2005,

    Mmmm… nude clowns…

    SHIT! Sorry, did I type that out loud?

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