The Color of One’s Bike Seat is Critical

The color of one's bike seat is crucial, and possibly disturbing.

And possibly disturbing.


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23 responses to “The Color of One’s Bike Seat is Critical”

  1. jack Avatar
    jack

    But the smell can be stimulateing

  2. Astryd Avatar

    Wow!! It’s so hard not to stare!! :wtf: :gay: 😉 😀

  3. Lounge Puppy Avatar

    Cute girl. Too bad about the penis. Tho I hear it’s not such a problem in Thailand. And that’s why they call it Bangkok.

  4. Lounge Puppy Avatar

    Guess I shouldn’t have used the P word. I’ve never been moderated before. Makes me feel dirty. Thanks Dave– it’s been a while.

  5. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Well every bycicle should have a little bell that you can use when you want people to get out of the way.

  6. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    I reeeeeely hope that’s a bicycle seat sticking out from between her legs
    bike seat sniffers unite

  7. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Well if it ain’t a saddle fruf, one can only assume what (s)he is sitting on.
    Come to think of it, that would certainly explain the enigmatic smile…..

  8. StevieC Avatar

    Is that a bicycle seat between your legs or are you just happy to see me?

  9. Astryd Avatar

    I’m happy to see you! :wang: 😉

  10. rust Avatar

    Little rabbit FruFru, running through the forest, scoopin’ up the field mice, boppin’ them on the head… of course, this has nothing to do with this particular bicycle seat. It’s the only thing that comes to mind.

    ACK!

  11. StevieC Avatar

    17

  12. Lung the Younger Avatar

    The Clying Game.

  13. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    I guess I won’t look for her camel toe.

  14. Astryd Avatar

    😳 😯 :wtf: 🙂 Thank You Sir!! 😆 😉

  15. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    lounge puppy said penis. uh huh uh huh huh uh huh

  16. Dragonhose Avatar
    Dragonhose

    Thats my crack dealer!

  17. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Some gal stole a Trailblazer?!

  18. raymi Avatar

    HAHAHAHA wow

  19. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Is that seat taken?

  20. CornBot Avatar
    CornBot

    I live with a man who wants to return in his next life as a woman’s bicycle seat.

  21. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    i would like to return in my next life and the only word i could say would be “CornBot” :love:

  22. CornBot Avatar
    CornBot

    Y’all makin’ me blush, Junkman 😈

  23. Craigaroonie Avatar
    Craigaroonie

    It’s been a couple of weeks now, Dave. Where are you hiding?

    Not Thailand, I hope.

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