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First rack

07 December, 200918 Comments

first rack

This is clearly the first set of breasts this geek has ever seen.

Last updated on 07 December, 2009
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18 Comments

  1. Lung the Younger
    07 December, 2009,

    …but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….

  2. StevieC
    07 December, 2009,

    Sure, it was a drunken dare, but when Donna told Murray that he could take advantage of her, this was not what she was expecting.

  4. fruf
    07 December, 2009,

    see I told you it doesn’t hurt like a mammogram
    of course this is the newest body scan…now if you will just straddle the machine we’ll cary on
    by the way the duck room is 2 doors down

  5. Don
    07 December, 2009,

    Cheap nerd, can’t afford a used playboy so he’s making 50 copies to last him awhile

  6. junkman
    07 December, 2009,

    and the guy is happy because she went down on the machine?

  7. rust
    07 December, 2009,

    One of the many household uses for the Canoscan. Can’t you tell it’s set to ENLARGE?

  8. Timm
    07 December, 2009,

    Here we get a glimpse of what Andy Dick’s brother and sister did during their Thanksgiving weekend.

  9. Mandy
    07 December, 2009,

    at first i thought she was puking, then i realized no she was titty scanning, followed by puking.

  10. junkman
    07 December, 2009,

    ….and then she hung his “Flying Spaghetti Monster” balls on the christmas tree. (puke icon)

  11. rust
    07 December, 2009,

    All Hail His Sauciness, Our First Pastafarian of the Church of the FSM! 😯

  12. Patrick
    07 December, 2009,

    but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….
    Nope, they weren’t 3D, or even 36D; they were 3M!

  13. chainstay
    07 December, 2009,

    “I don’t get it. I don’t see any little fishies? Why did I need to take my top off?”
    “Just press harder and you will see a cool light. Trust me.”

  14. Craigaroonie
    08 December, 2009,

    It’s the office christmas party 1996 all over again. 😳
    Tomorrow she won’t recognise me.
    And I’ll fax her tits to head office.

  15. AlexBallew
    08 December, 2009,

    Here we see a photo from Dave’s first frat party!

  17. supergrizz
    10 December, 2009,

    Is that girl using Post-It notes as pasties on her nipples?

  18. Spud
    10 December, 2009,

    All I see is that they missed an opportunity. They seem to have photo copied an ear and missed the vital organs.

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