I didn’t know leprechauns could drive

I did not know leprechauns could drive

Mini Announcement: Lizz and I are engaged!


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41 responses to “I didn’t know leprechauns could drive”

  1. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Dibs on firsties.
    The next time they get into the trunk they are going to be so surprised! “Holy Crap Marge, a pot of gold”!

  2. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Wait, I just saw the mini announcement, and BTW, that’s no mini that’s HUGE!- Congrats to Dave and Lizz!!! So she decided to make an honest man out of you instead of keeping you as her manwhore. Well, I guess all good things come to an end. LOL!

  3. zagy Avatar
    zagy

    Hey, grats Dave and Lizz!

  4. StevieC Avatar

    Congrats DAve & Liz

    I always thought that leprechauns would be like circus clowns and drive Minis, not butt ugly old Pontiacs.

  5. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    So that is why you can never find the end of the rainbow; it’s always on the move.

    Dave, I am very happy for the two of you.

  6. jack Avatar
    jack

    Dave, congrats. Lizz, my condolences.

  7. 1epiphanee Avatar

    I wish you the best Dave & Lizz although admittedly I couldn’t help but laugh at Jack’s comment.

    [quote post=”3405″]Dave, congrats. Lizz, my condolences.[/quote]

  8. freckleface Avatar
    freckleface

    A lovely picture and great news. Congrats Dave & Lizz!

    Hey, why don’t you take “Boatzilla” down to the Caribbean for your honeymoon?

    Cin, cin. :kiss:

  9. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Dave – I know you two will have a long and happy life together as long as you don’t forget those three little words “YOUR RIGHT DEAR” πŸ˜‰

  10. andrea Avatar

    Congratulations, Dave!!

  11. Queen Rosebud Avatar

    Congratulations, Lizz and Dave! :love:

  12. Meagan Avatar

    Congrats, Dave and Lizz!

  13. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Congratulations Dave & Natalie!

  14. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”630091″]Congratulations Dave & Natalie![/quote]
    Uh, wrong woman, Spud. Natalie and I split up a long time ago. 😐 Lizz is my fiancée.

  15. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    Gratz Dave. You have 26 years to catch up with me and my wife!

  16. HalleyPgh Avatar
    HalleyPgh

    No leprechains here, but I can see how you might be confused. It’s the Irish-American newlyweds from Massachusetts, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, going to honeymoon in Vermont mountain lodge of best friends Ben Dover and Phil McAvity. :love:

  17. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    Congratulations Dave & Lizz. rocn on witcho bad selves!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ and a major hats off to: [quote comment=”630093″]Gratz Dave. You have 26 years to catch up with me and my wife![/quote]

  18. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    * that word will be *rock * not rocn what ever that is… :limp:

  19. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Why the Gay Witness Protection Program never worked.

  20. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Oh and BTW, many happy returns to yourself and Lizz.
    The boat was original – most guys just go for a boring ring.

  21. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    [quote comment=”630092″][quote comment=”630091″]Congratulations Dave & Natalie![/quote]
    Uh, wrong woman, Spud. Natalie and I split up a long time ago. 😐 Lizz is my fiancée.[/quote]
    I know that, I know this, and yet I still wrote what I did, a thousand pardons to Lizz Dave, really, I have no idea why that was typed out. 😳

    All I can offer is “the leprechauns made me do it!” πŸ˜€

  22. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”630104″]Why the Gay Witness Protection Program never worked.[/quote]
    Winner!

  23. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”630117″][quote comment=”630104″]Why the Gay Witness Protection Program never worked.[/quote]
    Winner![/quote]
    i second that! πŸ˜† πŸ˜€

  24. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    congrats!

    -hey stevie….olds, pontiac…? doesn’t look like a treasure. πŸ˜‰

  25. Nicolette Avatar

    I saw your Tweet and congratulated you on an earlier post, but this is such big news, it deserves another go round…..

    “CONGRATULATIONS DAVE & LIZ!!!!!!!!!!!! :love: :love: :love:

  26. AnnieB Avatar

    You call that a “Mini” Announcement? It’s humongous!!!!

    I can’t help but feel sad when I think of all the broken-hearted girls around the world who thought they might stand a chance with the wonderful, witty, brilliant Davezilla.

    Lucky, lucky Lizz! (I’m sure SHE must be fantastic as well, but this is YOUR blog.)
    πŸ˜›

    Felicitations!

  27. AnnieB Avatar

    [quote comment=”630106″][quote comment=”630092″][quote comment=”630091″]Congratulations Dave & Natalie![/quote]
    Uh, wrong woman, Spud. Natalie and I split up a long time ago. 😐 Lizz is my fiancée.[/quote]
    I know that, I know this, and yet I still wrote what I did, a thousand pardons to Lizz Dave, really, I have no idea why that was typed out. 😳

    All I can offer is “the leprechauns made me do it!”

    :D[/quote]

    Over here we call that a brain fart babe! πŸ˜›

  28. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    Awsome ..congrats to Dave and Lizz
    If that old Olds is the pot of gold ??

  29. StevieC Avatar

    [quote comment=”630120″]congrats!

    -hey stevie….olds, pontiac…? doesn’t look like a treasure. ;-)[/quote]

    Junkman, it could be either/or. I’d say it’s more likely to be a Pontiac since the Olds tended to have more chrome. Either way, it’s ain’t my pot of gold.

  30. Lounge Puppy Avatar

    Congratulations Dave and Lizz! πŸ˜‰

  31. Lounge Puppy Avatar

    Love the rainbow; I can almost taste it.
    Awww… that’s just my skittles. πŸ˜₯

  32. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Congrats to the lucky couple.

    It’s a Pontiac, without doubt. I checked with AnnieB and she said she’d
    recognize that back seat anywhere. :kiss: :thong: :wang: πŸ˜‰

  33. nina Avatar
    nina

    Gratz Dave you are a lucky man and Lizz well just gratz :lol:. And yes the little green wish givers can drive they just need special equipment.

  34. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Little known trivia fact: In the original script, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem drove an Olds. The mistake was caught when the director said “No, I meant a REAL bus…” πŸ˜†

    CONGRATS to Dave and Liz! Can you even imagine some of the laws (both legal and natural) that will be broken at the Batchelor party? Can we a Zilla dudes give him a proper ‘online sendoff’ with Mandy and Bec on webcam jumping out of a cake? :wang:

  35. StevieC Avatar

    [quote comment=”630145″]
    CONGRATS to Dave and Liz! Can you even imagine some of the laws (both legal and natural) that will be broken at the Batchelor party? Can we a Zilla dudes give him a proper ‘online sendoff’ with Mandy and Bec on webcam jumping out of a cake? :wang:[/quote]

    A Zilla bachelor party with entertainment by the Zillagirls. Now that’s a pot of gold I could get behind! :wang:

  36. Craigaroonie Avatar
    Craigaroonie

    Best wishes Dave.
    Lizz, what were you thinking?
    It’s the boat, isn’t it? You get far enough out to sea and, Oops, Sorry Dave did I bump you?
    Sort out the life insurance now, Lizz.

    So, Natalie’s free then?

  37. Astryd Avatar

    TASTE MY RAINBOW!!

  38. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    Actually the rainbow is on the Dodge behind the Olds/pontiac because MOPAR RULES and GM DROOLS!

    Best wishes to Dave & Liz!

  39. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    Dave–If you two want a destination wedding check this out:

    http://www.chapelducinea.org

    My daughter is getting married there next month. It is free. It is in Austin, TX. Where redneck meets San Francisco.

  40. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    Congratulations Dave & Liz!!!

  41. JulesOdeNile Avatar
    JulesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”630160″]TASTE MY RAINBOW!![/quote]
    my skittles are popping :wang: :wang: :wang: pop pop pop

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