Story time #1

1. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

   18 July, 2004, 12:12 am

   … play midget football with Willow there in the front! After that, they all settled down, rolled a fat one, and …

2. PaganJewLilBro

   18 July, 2004, 12:22 am

   …prayed that the Goddess would forgive their big Sis for making them do such a horrible thing and not cause three games of football to be played with HER…

   OR (more followable, and less hard-assed)

   … decided it might be fun to try these nice little mushrooms growing around the cave while Willow healed. Suddenly, a giant, red Bad Kitty appeared and…

3. Spud

   18 July, 2004, 1:48 am

   stripped the flesh from willow’s small frame, the other members of the fellowship looked on with …

4. Mandy

   18 July, 2004, 9:38 am

   …jealousy as the giant kitty devoured her, You see, all they had eaten for the past three months was ketchup packets stolen from a local Burger King…

5. Esther

   18 July, 2004, 11:43 am

   Left a note on the broken glass that said, “Sorry about the window. Go D-backs!”

   /AZ commercial reference

6. tj

   18 July, 2004, 3:39 pm

   meanwhile, in another part of the kingdom, a posse was being formed to search for the missing packets of ketchup. the king of burgers was upset about his missing fortune and would stop at nothing. he demanded …

7. .

   18 July, 2004, 4:46 pm

   That the heads of the ketchup theives be brought on a sesame seed bun. he would then market these burgers as “New Adventure burgers! Put the adventure back into your life.” The burgers would be limited supply and would only be sold to…

8. rust

   18 July, 2004, 7:35 pm

   … they decided to head on down to STARBUCKS©, enjoy a couple of lattes, and debate whether to all get mullet-do’s to go with the troll tatoos.

9. Hobbit

   18 July, 2004, 8:37 pm

   Suddenly, disaster struck as the Tellitubbies crashed through the windows. Being deprived of small children to eat, they would resort to attacking random standerby to pacify their need…

10. Davezilla

    18 July, 2004, 10:17 pm

    and a steaming mug of random standerby latté was just what the doctor ordered. Too bad no one saw the …

11. Frisko

    18 July, 2004, 10:22 pm

    short guy go check and see if there was beer left over in the cooler after the women came back from their canoe adventure playing Pocahontis.

12. Frisko

    18 July, 2004, 10:24 pm

    Suddenly…

13. TinaMarie

    19 July, 2004, 1:11 am

    …dress up like a bunch of rejects from a Monty Python movie and pose for this asinine picture.

14. ReV.JeLLYBaBY

    19 July, 2004, 4:09 am

    And thus began the very hardest stage of their quest.

    The crystal mountains loomed like stone cold sentinals against the murky backdrop of the night sky.
    Somewhere in the twisted network of caves they would find the evil Jimmy Jockstrap and his legion of vibrating belly dancers.

    But then disaster struck…

15. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

    19 July, 2004, 4:13 am

    … and Dave posted a new picture on his website and it was full of ENGRISH!!

    The End.

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16. lolly

    19 July, 2004, 6:04 am

    Or was it…?

17. rust

    19 July, 2004, 10:26 am

    No it was not, Mighty Warrior! They were pleasing to be the includeds in the most famous in all the world, extra-prime quality, site of the Web, DAVEZILLA.com. They were goodness and by gosh so happiness that they were dancing for joy in each other’s pants.

18. [email protected]

    19 July, 2004, 10:51 pm

    they took the pants off first, becasue dancing in someone else’s pants when they are still wearing them is a sick sick thing.

19. Anna

    20 July, 2004, 3:17 am

    — The depth, whar creativity, the story ….. wonderful. In the same league as ‘Doctor Zjivago’ and that literary hit ‘The DaVinci Code’.
    This reader is not easily impressed,but now …

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