Who’s wearing my genes?

1. Fran

   31 January, 2005, 12:42 am

   I’d say you have good genes and should procreate!:lol:

2. Spud

   31 January, 2005, 2:35 am

   I believe in all of the above…

   I must be a genius!

   😀

3. Minnie

   31 January, 2005, 3:14 am

   I agree with Fran! LuminousZillas will come from a mighty good gene pool. 😉

4. Anna

   31 January, 2005, 3:20 am

   It’s like reading poetry.

   PS Couldn’t congratulate you this weekend, so HAPPY B’DAY!

5. Lung the Younger

   31 January, 2005, 4:05 am

   Interesting slant on the old Nurture Vs. Nature argument.

   Although I’d argue that Nº. 6 is probably less to do with heredity and more to do with growing up in an environment that included Chrissy Hindes.

6. TinaMarie

   31 January, 2005, 6:42 am

   I believe that I am missing the gene that allows me to appreciate most television sitcoms and all reality shows. I just don’t get it–I know they’re supposed to be fun, but…I just don’t get it.

7. Spud

   31 January, 2005, 6:43 am

   I’ve a question…

   What’s a Hemi?

   1. A high falootin semi?
   2. An upgraded semi?

   :wtf:

8. Nikki

   31 January, 2005, 6:46 am

   And for the lack of those genes, we are grateful.

   TinaMarie – that’s not a missing gene, honey. That’s taste. :java:

9. Moxie

   31 January, 2005, 9:35 am

   I am apparently missing the gene that allows me to appreciate the aesthetic charm of a man in a Speedo.

10. rust

    31 January, 2005, 10:21 am

    My ex-sister’s ex-husband has this gene: that makes him think that he’s entitled to borrow inordinate sums of money from my poor sainted mother and pay them pack at his convenience.

    Have a nice day!

    Oh, and that gene as well…

11. Esther

    31 January, 2005, 11:22 am

    I am definitely missing the gene that allows me to tolerate idiots in the workplace with just a smile. 👿

12. R

    31 January, 2005, 11:35 am

    I’m missing the gene that has anything to do with NASCAR. THEY DRIVE IN A CIRCLE FOR 3 HOURS.

13. Anonymous

    31 January, 2005, 1:26 pm

    :boobs::limp::wang::mrgreen::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:

14. wookiee

    31 January, 2005, 1:58 pm

    In thoughts like these, it’s usually safest to blame your parents.

15. True Freak

    31 January, 2005, 3:48 pm

    I lack the gene that would let me rationalize paying $4 for a single cup of coffee like substance. :java:

16. Spud

    31 January, 2005, 4:23 pm

    I still haven’t got an answer people.

    wtf is a Hemi?

    🙄

17. rust

    31 January, 2005, 4:40 pm

    Unfortunately, I inherited one of my dad’s genes: after a good meal at the dinner table he would lift one cheek…

    ’nuff smelt, … er, said. My poor sainted mother.

18. Blue

    31 January, 2005, 5:08 pm

    I do not have a TV watching gene or a fat gene so I guess I would make a lousy couch potato.
    😛

    Blue

19. Davezilla

    31 January, 2005, 5:41 pm

    This is a hemi, Spud. :dead:

20. Lace Valentine

    31 January, 2005, 7:48 pm

    That reminds me, my poem about Xerox machines. As soon as I find my poem on Xerox machines I’ll be sure to post it here. I know you’ll understand it. I just wont share my Xerox machine poem with anybody!

21. Lace Valentine

    31 January, 2005, 7:55 pm

    Oh and my poem about albino bunnies. I’ve got to post that poem too!!

    It starts off:

    “You of the pink eye, ever nibbling, carrot thief of the snows,
    you rabbit of ever white whiteness under
    tinkling stars,
    being white as you please
    because whiteness of bone is death but you’re fluffy, my hunny bunny…” etc. and so forth

    Yeah, my poems are in my unwashed jeans.

22. Lace Valentine

    31 January, 2005, 8:14 pm

    POME TO CHRISSY HYNDE

    O, O, O, Ohio tomboy guitar strumming vixen tongue of coy inflection,
    Give me some of that honey drip, Sappho el sexo,
    yes whispy mermaid of power chords and melody,
    you can call me anytime, leaving your indelible mark
    like a scratch on vinyl, the throb under needle is your look (mascara thick)
    flex me your bosom and your arm wrestling softness.
    Let’s ride out widly over Amish hills and corn
    to motorcycle revs and animal noises.
    You’re still my mercury in the baths of hell.

23. Mandy

    31 January, 2005, 9:33 pm

    :wtf:

24. melissaS

    31 January, 2005, 10:55 pm

    This is not a hemi. But my husband hopes some women are impressed.

    Would you reconsider the televised theme wedding. Please?

25. Davezilla

    01 February, 2005, 12:26 am

    You’re scaring me, Melissa. Are we talking Star Trek or Noir Leather? 😐

26. Anna

    01 February, 2005, 2:51 am

    Foreign idiot here!!!
    I’ve seen pictures, but still don’t know what a Hemi is. Please tell me (in words).

27. Spud

    01 February, 2005, 3:36 am

    Thanks for the pic dave, now I know what a hemi is.

    Rev heads over here call them Donks

    as in:- “Hey, didjaya see the new donk I got?”

    I guess it’s pretty much the same world wide, same thing, different name.

    Anna – a Hemi is a rather large powerful internal combustion engine for the rapid forward motion of a motor vehicle.

    😀

28. Spud

    01 February, 2005, 3:38 am

    Oh, and it’s I before E except after C Anna…
    😀

29. Anna

    01 February, 2005, 4:39 am

    Spud I zenk joe vor zee esplaining.
    (cross between German and Desi Arnaz) :limp:

30. wantwit

    01 February, 2005, 2:02 pm

    don’t forget the gene that doesn’t antagonize the misleading receptor.

31. Merth

    01 February, 2005, 4:04 pm

    I have 2 dogs that weigh the same as an apple. On cold days they appreciate a nice sweater and mittens. 😎

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