Chickens are metal

I just had a “Snap Meal” from Imperfect Foods.

Prior to this “meal” I assumed that chickens were avian, organic lifeforms, descended from dinosaurs.

I know better now.

They are, in fact, one of the toxic heavy metal compounds along with lead, arsenic, beryllium, et al. Hiding them in orange grease does not disguise their metallurgic origins. Chickens are a metal.


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