Ameriker

1. Chris S

   07 January, 2008, 10:42 am

   Don’t fire until you see the red, white, and blue of their eyes!

   What happened to just hanging a flag outside your window? Creepy…

2. pablo

   07 January, 2008, 10:55 am

   Hilary ain’t got nuthin’ on Obama’s Mama

3. junkman

   07 January, 2008, 11:01 am

   -what? you thought john mccain in drag was gonna look different?
   -the olan mills photos are the best!

4. Fleetwood

   07 January, 2008, 11:14 am

   Thanks for the nightmare material. I wonder if she can toot the Star Spangled Banner out of her butt.

5. pablo

   07 January, 2008, 11:30 am

   Link of the Day: Great Olan Mills photos

   It’s a vagina, madam, not a clown car.

   I think I pissed myself

6. patrick

   07 January, 2008, 11:59 am

   re: Olan Mills photos- them ain’t grapefruit, them are melons. RELEASE THE TWINS!
   “That’s a vagina, madame, not a clown car”. I shit myself, but just a little bit.

7. StevieC

   07 January, 2008, 12:05 pm

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   Honestly Patrick, I think you should have gone for the bowtie.

8. Fleetwood

   07 January, 2008, 12:15 pm

   Where are the ZillaGirls today?

9. Meagan

   07 January, 2008, 1:14 pm

   Don’t look into it’s eyes! The government is trying to brainwash our minds! :wtf:

10. MRDOUG

    07 January, 2008, 1:20 pm

    Thanks for sharing photos from the ‘zilla photo album, it really makes for a great Monday.

    Of all of the dirty low down campaign tricks brainwashing people into voting for you…well it does explain that whole Obama thing…

11. Fleetwood

    07 January, 2008, 1:35 pm

    [Comment ID #222279 will be quoted here]I am too busy looking at your breasts

    :wang: :wang:

12. Nicolette

    07 January, 2008, 2:31 pm

    :wtf: Another futile attempt of Dubya’s to brainwash the masses with patriotic eye wear. You would think the Ladies Auxillary at the American Legion would have been too sauced at the club to fallfor it. :wtf:

    Olan Mills Photos: Dude, that weas way too funny! Clown Car…. sounds like my brother-in-law and his wife. They are 21 and 19 respectiviely and have 4 kids already! Quit now!!!!!! :wtf:

13. AnnieB

    07 January, 2008, 4:04 pm

    What’s the big deal? My eyes have looked like that many a time the morning after all-night, drunken orgies. 😈

14. Flash Gordon

    07 January, 2008, 6:46 pm

    THe love child of The Dick and Golda Meir. :limp: :limp: 😕 :wtf:

15. StevieC

    07 January, 2008, 7:25 pm

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    Sorry AnnieB, but that pink tie has got to go. 😈 :wang:

16. Flash Gordon

    07 January, 2008, 9:55 pm

    She was coming down the mountain
    Making 90 miles per hour
    when the chain on her bicycle broke;

    They found her in the grass
    With the sprocket up her ass
    and her left tittie punctured
    by a spoke.

    Say, AnnieB., did y’all sing that in
    fourth grade? 😕 😕 🙄 :kiss:

17. Tammy

    07 January, 2008, 9:55 pm

    Those contacts make me hate America.

18. Meagan

    07 January, 2008, 11:04 pm

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    You are under my control. You shall do my bidding. Fetch me designer shoes… and chocolate too! 😈

19. AnnieB

    07 January, 2008, 11:57 pm

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    I’ve got to hand it to you Flash, you lasted about 6 days longer than I thought you would on your New Year’s resolution. I hope you didn’t hurt yourself. 😛

    Keep it up and we’re going to be right back to that sending me flowers, you’re wife would not be amused scenario. Is this ringing a bell?

    Why, pray tell, are you so intent on pissing me off? I think you’re like that perv Drusky that likes to see me flare my nostrils. (Your time will come Drusky, just you wait)

    No Flash, we did not sing that song in fourth grade. Gee, why do I think that you just made that up? Truly excellent job of rhyming broke and spoke. And the lyrics just flow like uhmmm let’s see, shit into a septic tank?

    Are you happy now goofball? 😈

20. TimM

    08 January, 2008, 6:25 am

    I’ve heard of people having stars in their eyes, but (the) Stars And Stripes?!

21. DaPopster

    08 January, 2008, 11:07 am

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    Now, now, now, don’t go hating America, just hate the right wing whack jobs that are taking it places it never should go or have gone. Annie: Where DO you get your ties ?
    :wtf: :wang:

22. Fleetwood

    08 January, 2008, 1:47 pm

    We need a new topic.

23. Fleetwood

    08 January, 2008, 1:58 pm

    Any Ideas

24. Astryd

    08 January, 2008, 4:41 pm

    Did you know chocolate can cure headaches…also sex.

    I just ruined “Not tonight honey, I have a headache” for women everywhere and made men owe me big… 😈

25. Flash Gordon

    08 January, 2008, 6:00 pm

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    Sorry, babe, I can’t take credit for that little
    ditty [rhymes with titty]. I first heard it at
    school during recess. Sorry if I appear to be
    trying to piss you off. [sob] I wouldn’t dream of
    it. 🙄 😕 :kiss: :wtf: 😐

26. AnnieB

    08 January, 2008, 6:54 pm

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    I am ready now for the sex. 😛 😈

27. StevieC

    08 January, 2008, 7:53 pm

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    We’ve owed you quite a bit since you’ve started posting your stories on here. Been missing you and your stories lately.

28. Lake Effect

    08 January, 2008, 8:23 pm

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    Shocked to hear chocolate can cure sex…wow, that expains it…

29. Lake Effect

    08 January, 2008, 8:26 pm

    OOOps..I goofed…meant to quote Astryd there…

30. Spud

    09 January, 2008, 1:52 am

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    I knew there was a reason married women liked chocolate.

    It cures the sex…

31. julesOdeNile

    09 January, 2008, 8:34 am

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    Obama’s mama? Obama’s Mama’s mama?….

32. Astryd

    09 January, 2008, 10:54 am

    Yeah yeah, you guys are very funny! 🙄 not what I meant but…
    chocolate releases endorphines and stuff (insert detailed medical explanation here) so yes. After a night of not so great sex with the husband a disappointed woman can always count on chocolate for satisfaction or relief. 😈

    Good/Great Sex is awesome for headaches/pains-it’s the whole endorphine overload in your system thing. But if that don’t work powder your :wang: with asprin. 😉 😈
    She can take it orally or as a suppository. ❓

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