Complete this sentence #14, Victoria’s Secret Edition

1. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   20 November, 2004, 12:47 am

   “With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our commenters.

   The 2005 Women of Davezilla.com Calendar – coming soon to a Corporate Bookstore Empire near you!”

   :wang:

   (And with that … Frisko, if you’re reading this … please e-mail me, eh!)

   :kiss:

2. Mandy

   20 November, 2004, 1:05 am

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our rabid weasels.

3. mikeB

   20 November, 2004, 1:24 am

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our gun-totin’, NASCAR Jesus.

   (Sorry, I was watching Conan O’Brien)

4. Keith

   20 November, 2004, 2:32 am

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our lubricated latex underwear.

5. Dan Martin

   20 November, 2004, 2:52 am

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our Cindy Crawford

   Oh Im sorry did I say that outload?

   I meant…

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our fat WalMart lady stretch pants

6. Dan Martin

   20 November, 2004, 2:53 am

   Sorry…I’m in a bitter place right now

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   20 November, 2004, 3:00 am

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our Bob Dylan.

   😛

8. Nikki

   20 November, 2004, 6:40 am

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our new vibrating underpants.

9. Spud

   20 November, 2004, 7:28 am

   With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our all new 100% rubberised skin tight body armour.

   Order today, our operaters are standing by…

   1-900-rubber

   Mention this ad and receive our exclusive offer of one (1) free set of genuine Stainless Steel Japanese Sushi knives.

   Only $395 + tax

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   1-900-rubber

10. rust

    20 November, 2004, 9:00 am

    Twirling pasty tassels

    :boobs::boobs:

11. rust

    20 November, 2004, 9:03 am

    A genuine Wil Wheaton “STAR TREK: The Next Geekeration” Uniform designed by William Ware Theiss.

12. JD

    20 November, 2004, 10:37 am

    Nothing loves your body like our yeti. With or without stretch. 😎

13. Davezilla

    20 November, 2004, 11:25 am

    With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our delicious Davezilla Readers. They’re huggable, machine-washable and rarely wet the bed.

14. mikeB

    20 November, 2004, 11:54 am

    With or without stretch, nothing loves Mandy and Esther’s bodies more than Dave’s readers. :wang:

15. frisko

    20 November, 2004, 12:31 pm

    Thanks for the vote of confidence about the bed Dave. At least we ARE delicious.

    Frisko

16. simoon

    20 November, 2004, 5:34 pm

    For some reason I keep *seeing*
    “With or without stretch, nothing **leaves** your body like…”

    Oh my! I think I must get my eyes checked…

    Or perhaps my mental meds are losing their efficacy. Ah, now there’s a possibility!

17. Spud

    20 November, 2004, 5:35 pm

    Machine washable*?

    *Beware of Shrinkage

18. Kevin

    20 November, 2004, 6:54 pm

    With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our heat-seeking inflatable missiles :wang::wang::wang::wang::limp:

19. Hobbit

    20 November, 2004, 7:56 pm

    With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our flesh-eating barracudas.

20. Davezilla

    20 November, 2004, 9:43 pm

    That made me spit popcorn, Hobbit. 😆

21. Esther

    20 November, 2004, 10:41 pm

    With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our group of thong-wearing midgets.:twisted:

22. Albino Neutrino

    21 November, 2004, 1:58 am

    With or without stretch, nothing loves your body like our accounts department.

23. Esther

    21 November, 2004, 2:26 am

    Amen to that, Albino.:dead:

24. girl

    21 November, 2004, 2:48 am

    …bacon tube top, designed exclusively by Hormel.

25. Ilsa

    22 November, 2004, 9:11 pm

    like Batman!

26. fenix020387

    20 December, 2004, 1:23 am

    with or without stretch nothing loves your body like your drunk uncle lester.

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