Complete this sentence, #38

1. StevieC

   06 November, 2007, 8:06 am

   I did not have implants, I just had a Skittles injection by Dr. Nick. Part of the reason that I left Fed is because he said they didn’t taste any different. Madonna likes to hunt for the blue ones and roll them around with her tongue. You want one? I can even pop ’em outa my nipples now.

2. People Guy

   06 November, 2007, 9:17 am

   “I did not have implants, I just had some shrubs and a few flowers put in around the porch.”

3. Nicolette

   06 November, 2007, 9:24 am

   I can’t think of anything crazier or more outlandish than Britney herself would come up with right now! 😐

4. Sophia

   06 November, 2007, 9:27 am

   “I did not have implants, I just had a doctor tittie fuck me” —Britney Spears :wang:

5. Sophia

   06 November, 2007, 9:28 am

   “I did not have implants, I just had a doctor tittie fuck me” —Britney Spears :wang: :dead:

6. junkman

   06 November, 2007, 9:44 am

   brain fart.

7. StevieC

   06 November, 2007, 10:24 am

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   Hey Nicolette, I love the Bloom County avatar. Reminds me of the good ole days when Opus, Milo, Bill, and Steve graced the daily paper.

8. Brad K.

   06 November, 2007, 10:39 am

   I did not have implants. I just had a really fine massage from the leprechaun I caught in my back yard by the pool. She was so gentle and gracious, and kissed so-o-o fine .. um .. well, I guess I drifted off after we .. uh .. anyway, when I woke up and found my swimsuit and towels and cell phone and robe and everything, and took a shower and my breasts had just *grown*.

   Thank goodness the green handprints on Lefty faded after a couple of weeks, and Really! I had no idea keeping Granny Panties on for like, Everything! would be such a total torment, but you know, I couldn’t let anyone see the green hand print down *there*, like, you know? And for a whole 12 days, more than two freaking weeks to have to think every time I saw someone, “Now, do we have the panties on *today*?!” I mean, really, how could anyone cope with keeping their knickers on all the time?

   And, yes, I am looking forward to St. Patricks Day!

9. patrick

   06 November, 2007, 10:40 am

   “I did not have implants, I just had a couple of rug rats. Look, my thighs are huge too! Have you seen the size of my ass lately? Yes, well tell me about it. I can’t see the whole thing from my side anymore. Every time I try I end up spinning around like a fricking dog chasing his tail. I am so dizzy. I gotta frow up”. BUURP!

10. Nicolette

    06 November, 2007, 10:50 am

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    Thanks Steve. The thinly veiled humorous social commentary of Bloom County usually made my day back then. (Plus, Steve Dallas Quitting smoking was hilarious!)

11. Flash Gordon

    06 November, 2007, 10:53 am

    You people stop picking on Britney! Sob. Stop it
    right now! sob. 😈 👿 :wang: :wang: :wtf:

12. Pablo

    06 November, 2007, 11:43 am

    “I did not have implants, I just had a K Fed removed”—Britney Spears

    “I did not have implants, I just had my favorite tennis balls put close tomy heart” —Britney Spears

    “I did not have implants, I just had a whole lot of crazy just blow up in my chest” —Britney Spears

    “I did not have implants, I just had a bee sting. See, look how many times my ass has been stung!” —Britney Spears

13. AnnieB

    06 November, 2007, 11:47 am

    “I did not have implants, I just had a really bad cold and all that coughing made my breasts grow bigger. Kinda like exercise for the boobies, ya know?” —Twitney Spears

14. AnnieB

    06 November, 2007, 11:52 am

    Hey Dave :wtf: Spring forward, Fall BACK. Or did you suddenly change time zones?

15. Meagan

    06 November, 2007, 11:55 am

    “I did not have implants, I just had a guy blow into each one and they grew bigger!”
    – Britney Spears :boob: :boob: 😈

16. Lung the Younger

    06 November, 2007, 12:04 pm

    “I did not have implants, I just had a boozy night a few months back when Kevin let me fall asleep without switchin’ off the electric breast pump. Whoowee, the next mornin’ I wuz two shoe sizes smaller.”

17. Astryd

    06 November, 2007, 12:12 pm

    What?! I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’ve always looked this way.

18. Salmon

    06 November, 2007, 12:35 pm

    “I did not have implants, I was just taking my snake for a walk” —Britney Spears

19. Elle

    06 November, 2007, 1:01 pm

    I did not have implants, uh, what were we talking about, I seem to be breathing collagen fumes from my upper lip. Or maybe I’m just in cheeto withdrawal. Anybody seen them tricycle motors I popped out? I think it’s my weekend. 😈 Poor Britney.

20. StevieC

    06 November, 2007, 1:11 pm

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    Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!

    Okay, now you’ve done it. I’m going to have to dig out my old Bloom County books and spend the weekend snickering to myself.

    It will be a good to spend some time in the dandelion patch again.

21. Jim S.

    06 November, 2007, 1:26 pm

    “I did not have implants, I just had a V8.” —Britney Spears

22. Tonto

    06 November, 2007, 1:49 pm

    I didn’t have implants I had an IV that traveled up my arm :boob:

23. chainstay

    06 November, 2007, 1:57 pm

    “I just had a….What was the question?”

24. scamper

    06 November, 2007, 2:43 pm

    I did not have implants, “Ihad a boob job”.Britney Spears

25. Chris S

    06 November, 2007, 3:07 pm

    “I did not have implants, I just had a cheeseburger, fries, and a diet coke. Oh wait you mean my boobs?” —Britney Spears

26. Fleetwood

    06 November, 2007, 3:32 pm

    Well…to be honest, I do have implants. They came with my new California drivers license.

27. MRDOUG

    06 November, 2007, 4:48 pm

    I did not have implants I just had another accident with the paparazzi and my airbags went off

    I did not have implants uh well oops I did it again….

28. Driver

    06 November, 2007, 6:27 pm

    I did not have implants I just had Mistress Darla spank my titties till they swelled up :boob: :boob:…my ass is big enough already

29. Loli

    06 November, 2007, 6:42 pm

    “I did not have implants, I just had a new way to carry around that overgrown rat I call a dog.” —Britney Spears

30. rust

    06 November, 2007, 7:01 pm

    “I did not have implants, I just had a little infection, that’s all…” —Britney Spears

31. Drusky

    06 November, 2007, 9:55 pm

    “I did not have implants, I just had a visit from my tooth fairy’s cousin, the Boob Fairy…” 😈

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    Or spend some time in your Anxiety Closet with Milquetoast the cockroach… 😆

32. StevieC

    06 November, 2007, 9:57 pm

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    Nice to see we’ve got some fans in the audience. Anyone else? Anyone … ?

33. Bear

    06 November, 2007, 10:50 pm

    “I did not have implants…oh ..wait…WTF!!
    Wouldn’t you know it, I go out one night without my panties and all of a sudden …my boobs are bigger and so is my ass.

34. chainstay

    07 November, 2007, 12:05 am

    “I did not have a breast implant. I had the #3, extra crispy with mashed, gravy, a biscuit, and and a side of slaw!”

35. Mandy

    07 November, 2007, 12:10 am

    i did not have implants, i just had a ficus tree that we left on the porch till it died.

36. Janet

    07 November, 2007, 12:21 am

    Bloom County: Before Berkley Breathed complied his strips into books, I had written him a fan letter. He sent me a post card ‘thank you note’, with a drawing of Opus in the corner. I still have it!!! I also have a plush “Opus”. I don’t think alot of people do…

37. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 7:10 am

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    How about a Bill the Cat? This guy only wants $100 for his. ACK!

    http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/opus.htm

38. Nicolette

    07 November, 2007, 7:37 am

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    I’ll be joining W.A. Thornhump III for a 6 martini lunch today. Care to join?? We’ll be enjoying the soothing sounds of Billy and the Boingers! I have that record too!

39. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 8:11 am

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    U stink but I :wang: U

    (couldn’t find a heart icon ….)

40. junkman

    07 November, 2007, 8:32 am

    mandy gets my vote for hottest new avatar. two enthusiastic :wang: :wang:’s up.

41. Nicolette

    07 November, 2007, 9:51 am

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    Remember, it’s all Deathtongue Baby! Electric Tuba, here I come!

42. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 10:12 am

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    And all the youngins around here are shaking their heads, saying wtf and googling our posts. Who needs WMDs when we have the X-17 Stealth Basselope!

43. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 10:26 am

    Ummm … Mandy? Can I get that avatar in a wallpaper-sized version please? 1680×1050 would do nicely. kthxbai

44. Nicolette

    07 November, 2007, 11:37 am

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    WHAT would Portnoy and Hodge Podge say! :wtf:

45. Flash Gordon

    07 November, 2007, 12:10 pm

    If Mandy’s avatar is accurate, she doesn’t need
    any implants. :wang: :wang: :wang:

    Could y’all flush your toilets more often? We’re
    running short of water here in the Peach State. 🙁 🙁 😛 😛

46. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 12:52 pm

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    They’d just end up kissing again, but Steve Dallas would definitely approve of the three B’s – Buicks, Broads, and Bourbon.

47. Nicolette

    07 November, 2007, 2:46 pm

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    Not now,… I am listening to “Clearasil Messiah” and that classic teen anthem, “Let’s roll over Lionel Ritchey with a Tank” with the giant Purple Snorkelwacker!

48. Nicolette

    07 November, 2007, 2:57 pm

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    Shhhhh…I am listening to “Clearasil Messiah” and “Let’s Run Over Lionel Ritchie With a Tank” with the Giant Purple Snorkelwacker! “Snugglebunnies!”

49. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 3:07 pm

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    Braggart!

50. Nicolette

    07 November, 2007, 3:38 pm

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    Have we thoroughly confused everyone yet?

51. AnnieB

    07 November, 2007, 4:08 pm

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    I agree! Those are some really sweet cheeks Mandy! Totally spankable, wouldn’t you agree Mistress Darla? 😈

52. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 4:31 pm

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    We need to see yours again in order to do a proper side by side comparison. Once again, please submit your avatar in a wallpaper-sized version please? 1680×1050 would do nicely. kthxbai

53. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 5:30 pm

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    Kids today. They don’t know what they’ve been missing.

54. Mandy

    07 November, 2007, 6:17 pm

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    (bends and wiggles) :thong:

55. Bigwavdave

    07 November, 2007, 7:43 pm

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    Gimme – gimme – gimmee :wang:

    Now if you’ll excuse me for a moment, I have to wipe off my keyboard… :wtf:

56. Meagan

    07 November, 2007, 8:06 pm

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    Absolutely! Those cheeks are just begging for a spanking. 😈

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    SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK!

57. Mandy

    07 November, 2007, 8:13 pm

    i’ve been a bad girl!!!!

58. AnnieB

    07 November, 2007, 8:23 pm

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    Greedy Stevie!

    Now hush, I’m enjoying the view! 😛

59. Bigwavdave

    07 November, 2007, 8:37 pm

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    A SPANKING!…A SPANKING!
    Bare hands, paddles, or…?

60. Drusky

    07 November, 2007, 8:38 pm

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    How about all the ZillaGirls… Talk about your ’21 Bun Salute’… :wang:

    Mandy, you are the real deal. You don’t post often, but when you do, you tend to get all the guys by the short&curlies… 😛
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    How about when he won the contest to star in a Tess Turbo video? As his mom said, say hello to the sex gargoyle and his flammable, fluffy chest hair…

61. AnnieB

    07 November, 2007, 8:43 pm

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    Yeah, but you’re so gooooood at it! 😛

    That really is almost mesmerizing! It took me ten minutes to stop gazing at it and get back to typing this comment.

    Looks like some of you guys could pony up with something “interesting” for us to look at … :wang:

62. Mandy

    07 November, 2007, 8:55 pm

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    i know, right? where’s the sausage fest for us??? :wang: :wang:

63. Davezilla

    07 November, 2007, 9:24 pm

    What’s going on here, kids? :wtf:

64. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 9:45 pm

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    Just another day of living up to the Zillaland byline. That, and trying to drum up some pear pimples for hairy fishnuts. You know … the usual stuff. :java:

65. AnnieB

    07 November, 2007, 9:46 pm

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    Filthy comments? 😛

66. AnnieB

    07 November, 2007, 9:49 pm

    Awwwww, StevieC you beat me to it! 😆

67. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 9:53 pm

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    Speaking of things I’d like to beat, where’s that weekend avatar of yours been hiding lately?

68. Drusky

    07 November, 2007, 10:22 pm

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    Who are you kidding, Dave? What you’ve done here is the same as leaving 15-20 3-5 year olds alone in a room with a cosmetic case and/or a stocked gun safe (both wide open),closing the door and then thinking ‘I wonder what could POSSIBLY happen in there…’ 😈

69. Drusky

    07 November, 2007, 10:27 pm

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    Mandy, based on that last picture you sent in (see ‘Move along, nothing to see here’ on 19Oct07) where your guys are stacked three deep, you don’t seem to be missing out in the ‘sausage’ department… 😆

70. Davezilla

    07 November, 2007, 11:02 pm

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    Good point. 😐

71. TimM

    08 November, 2007, 4:28 am

    You know?… I’m not sure? I could be wrong. Correct me if I am, but I think there just might be one or two or so inaccuracies in that there Devils Food Dictionary thingy.

72. Nicolette

    08 November, 2007, 5:52 am

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    That is so not what we want to see! :puke: :puke: :puke:

    Hey Stevie….. changed up my avatar again.

73. StevieC

    08 November, 2007, 5:57 am

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    Sa-lute!:wang:

    And once again, please submit it in a wallpaper-sized version please? 1680×1050 would do nicely. kthxbai

74. StevieC

    08 November, 2007, 6:01 am

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    Whatever it is, it’s about frickin time! 😈 :wang:

    Okay, everyone in to the rubber room! Bring your baby oil with you and leave your clothes at the door.

    Zillagirls first – and guys, please form the honor guard salute for the ladies :wang:

75. Mandy

    08 November, 2007, 7:10 am

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    not in the eyes plz

76. StevieC

    08 November, 2007, 7:37 am

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    A misfire would be ungentlemanly.

77. Drusky

    08 November, 2007, 8:31 pm

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    But completely understandable… 😛

78. julesOdeNile

    09 November, 2007, 3:34 am

    excuse me people this wont take too long…Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang: 😈 :undies: :thong: :dead: 😀

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