Overheard: Under the table edition

1. Spud

   17 July, 2007, 1:49 am

   Nothing like a groupie with no teeth…

   :wtf:

2. Lung the Younger

   17 July, 2007, 8:42 am

   It’s truly sad to see such an old man ashamed of his cannibalism. The next time he feels like eating a man, he should do it proudly on top of the table.

3. Bigwavdave

   17 July, 2007, 8:45 am

   [Comment ID #195747 will be quoted here]

   That’s called getting “gummed” :wtf:

   There must be “hundreds” of men in her neighborhood saying right now…”I think I remember her!”

4. Bigwavdave

   17 July, 2007, 8:51 am

   Reminds me of the little old lady who bought a bottle of vodka from the liquor every other day. Finally, one day, the clerk said, “M’am, forgive me for asking, but I’ve got to know, how to your hold you liquor?” She replied, “Usually by the ears.” 😳

5. Chris S

   17 July, 2007, 9:08 am

   What restaraunt has this on the menu? I bet there is a long wait to get a reservation. Well, assuming women younger than 90 eat there. What would happen if you asked to take something home in a doggie bag?

6. Speedy

   17 July, 2007, 9:45 am

   Who said the restaurant guest was a female. Couldn’t it have been a male :limp:

7. Mandy

   17 July, 2007, 9:45 am

   i prefer a more discreet location, myself. :kiss:

8. sledge

   17 July, 2007, 9:47 am

   amazing gum job done here.Hundreds ? have a problem with that .

9. beyonduplication

   17 July, 2007, 10:40 am

   [Comment ID #195801 will be quoted here]

   first clue is “Old Lady”

10. chainstay

    17 July, 2007, 10:43 am

    I think they should use that for a logo. Sort of like Mc D’s

11. Bigwavdave

    17 July, 2007, 12:41 pm

    [Comment ID #195802 will be quoted here]

    Like…?

12. mikeB

    17 July, 2007, 1:22 pm

    [Comment ID #195802 will be quoted here]

    Yes, inquiring minds want to know,

13. Spud

    17 July, 2007, 5:53 pm

    In a car, on a plane, on a train, down below, up above, it doesn’t matter when you’re in love…

14. Meagan

    17 July, 2007, 7:39 pm

    Exactly how big was the burrito? 😈 :wang:

15. janet

    17 July, 2007, 7:45 pm

    My secret lover called me at work, told me to take off my panties when he called to give me a two minute warning. Yes, I complied. I reciprocated and called him with a two minute warning. Discreet???

16. Betsy

    18 July, 2007, 3:10 am

    TMI? I just looked that one up on Answers.com and apparently it (also) stands for “Trainable Mentally Impaired”…

17. Davezilla

    18 July, 2007, 7:08 am

    [Comment ID #195881 will be quoted here]

    Uh no. It means “too much information.” :wtf:

18. Astryd

    18 July, 2007, 10:32 am

    Other meanings for TMI:
    Tongue Match International
    Taste Must Improve
    Teach Me Intercourse
    Touch Me Illicitly 😈 …

19. Drusky

    18 July, 2007, 9:44 pm

    [Comment ID #195931 will be quoted here]
    > 😛

20. Meagan

    20 July, 2007, 1:00 pm

    [Comment ID #195931 will be quoted here]

    Ah, the Tongue Match. Last time I went I sprained my tongue. Fortunately, it’s all better now. 😛

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