Caption Time #185

1. rosebuddls

   06 July, 2007, 12:23 pm

   “Gee, all you had to do was cut her up and put her in the freezer? How do you plan to cook her? By the way, bravo, she was always such a bitch!”

2. pablo

   06 July, 2007, 12:32 pm

   By golly Sam, when you said you wanted to show me your meat I was a little sceptical. But if your dick really is that big…………

3. sher

   06 July, 2007, 12:33 pm

   “If you like this one, you should see the one I have in my pants”?

4. junkman

   06 July, 2007, 12:56 pm

   norman rockwell captures tony curtis and jack lemon while they pose with a marilyn monroe dna sample on the set of “some like it hot 2”. he brilliantly titles his new work “Pleased to Meat You Again”.

5. Bjorn Freeh

   06 July, 2007, 12:57 pm

   Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon star in Grumpy Old Men: “Forget Ann-Margaret, this is my kind of meat. And it doesn’t require tenderizer.”

6. swankboy

   06 July, 2007, 1:11 pm

   Hey, Bill, nice piece of ass. I’ve never had donkey meat before.

7. Ronica

   06 July, 2007, 1:19 pm

   I’ll show you mine if you show me yours :wang:

   Beef – It’s what’s for dinner :wtf:

   “Will this be enough for you to take me around the world??”

8. Mandy

   06 July, 2007, 1:28 pm

   “are you fondling my meat, bill? oh you thilly thnake. thop it!” :wang:

9. pablo

   06 July, 2007, 1:39 pm

   The butcher didn’t have to wait long to see if these two were gay. The fact they couldn’t stop giggling when they asked for a “bone in roast” was a dead give away. Probably a good time to take a break before they start asking about all of the wieners hanging in the window.

10. Night Queen

    06 July, 2007, 1:59 pm

    Guy 1: Hey Buddy! Nice package you’ve got there!
    😆 Guy 2 (Sheepish grin) Heh, heh, yeah, but feeling it is just as good as seeing it! 😛

11. avalon67

    06 July, 2007, 1:59 pm

    “Hey Buddy, bet ya can’t beat my meat, but then maybe you can…”

12. avalon67

    06 July, 2007, 1:59 pm

    “Hey Buddy, bet ya can’t beat my meat, but then maybe you can…”

13. sledge

    06 July, 2007, 3:07 pm

    Ijust bought this steakfrom the guy driving the rendering truck cheap

14. cbatdux

    06 July, 2007, 3:10 pm

    “Ooh…Jack…I love it when you put your finger in my ass!”

15. yankee04

    06 July, 2007, 3:23 pm

    Guy 1: Wait till the wife gets aload of this sucker!

    Guy 2: Boy I sure wish I could give that to my wife.

    Guy 1: Already did and she loved my meat.

    Guy 2: Geez, your such a pal.

16. Lung the Younger

    06 July, 2007, 3:24 pm

    Circa 1959 – Steve Jobs’ father shows of his new iSteak concept.

17. Lung the Younger

    06 July, 2007, 3:27 pm

    That’s ‘off’ by the way.

18. Astryd

    06 July, 2007, 3:30 pm

    How ’bout dinner & a movie first?

    I grabbed her like this and pinned her up against the wall…

    Glad yu’re using protection on that thing.

    It’s so big, do you think it’ll fit?

    I personally like T-bone… 😈

19. Astryd

    06 July, 2007, 4:38 pm

    Susie’s going with Bobby right now but once I show her my meat!

20. Flash Gordon

    06 July, 2007, 5:07 pm

    Bill W. and Dr. Bob examine an alcoholic’s liver—
    1935. 🙄 😕 😕 :wtf:

21. crazypig

    06 July, 2007, 5:12 pm

    I’ll rump your roast anytime!

22. Meagan

    06 July, 2007, 6:01 pm

    “So how are you gonna cook it, Bob?”
    “Well, I’m gonna beat if first so it’s nice and tender, then cut it into thick, juicy steaks and grill ’em with my ‘special sauce!'”
    “Sounds delicious. I’d like a piece of that!”

    😛 :wang:

23. Bjorn Freeh

    06 July, 2007, 6:21 pm

    [Comment ID #194518 will be quoted here]

    Which brought the onions?

24. Myra

    06 July, 2007, 6:54 pm

    Now that’s a piece of meat! (giggle giggle) 😈 :wang: 😛

25. Spud

    06 July, 2007, 9:08 pm

    Guy 1. “See what I got Jim? meat, good old fashioned meat”

    Guy 2. “Bob, I’ve always said you have the besth meat”

26. Brad K.

    07 July, 2007, 12:44 am

    “So I said, well, I guess $0.07 a pound is fair, for brisket. I’ll take the whole thing. My wife has a rare way with braised brisket and boiled cabbage.”

    “But the silly sod gave you a great rump roast!”

    “Yes, and for $0.10 a pound less than it should be! And the best part? My wife can’t manage a brisket for love nor money, and the only thing I ever saw her make with cabbage — was gas! I can trade this to Melinda down at Maudie’s house for two grand nights and a quick blowjob to boot! Whooee!”

27. Speedy

    07 July, 2007, 9:05 am

    Wow, look at that price, will you. ANd to think when we were kids that was only 10 cents a pound:!:

28. chainstay

    07 July, 2007, 10:22 am

    “Wow you have the biggest meat! Can I touch it?”

29. crash

    07 July, 2007, 11:04 am

    Guy on left: gee Beave why all the hair on it?
    Guy on right: well walley thats why i got it so cheap
    the guy at the butchers said it was the freshest meat he had ….you think mom will like it?
    gee Beave you know mom likes big meat… i mean look at who she married.. Dad.
    yea your right Wally…Before we take it home lets go show Eddy and Whitey our big hairy Meat :wang:

    All I want to know is how they are gonna extract my DNA…. Hope she has big :boob: :boob: :boob: 😛

30. Drusky

    07 July, 2007, 8:47 pm

    A scene from ‘Bevis & Butthead: The Later Years’ where they spend a few hours in the Meat Department…
    “Hey, Butthead! Check it out! The Butcher said this rump roast came from a cow’s ass!”
    “Cool! Heh Heh heh. I found a package of chicken breasts!”

31. Drusky

    07 July, 2007, 9:05 pm

    The link for this Sharkey for President is unreal. Under ‘additional Bio Info’ is Priority issues. “Impale terrorists and certain criminals”… How rich!

32. tinamarie

    08 July, 2007, 12:57 am

    Hey Harold, I’ll show you my meat if you show me yours!

33. Master Solace

    09 July, 2007, 11:14 am

    I can’t believe no one else thought of this…….

    “This is when Enzyte was a meat tenderizer, not a meat…er…booster. You can see Smilin’ Bob showing off his meat to Ted there beside him.” The next picture shows Ted pouting to his wife about how Bob’s meat is more tender than his. – there are those of us that would wonder why Ted would EVEN know why Ted knows that Bob’s meat is like that…..or even admit to it.

    😈

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