Phrases I could go the rest of my life without hearing again

1. Bobby Peru

   03 November, 2004, 12:06 am

   Amen, brother.

2. Esther

   03 November, 2004, 12:10 am

   I gave up watching, and had a nice cup of cocoa, instead.:java:

3. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   03 November, 2004, 12:33 am

   My mantra has been recently:

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   etc.

4. wantwit

   03 November, 2004, 1:40 am

   it’s going to be hard to not gripe for the rest of the week.

5. tian

   03 November, 2004, 2:51 am

   I think you all need to listen to some quality Chinese American gangsta rap to ease up, especially when there are reports that voting machines in several Ohio counties are breaking down.
   without any further delay, I present you “Notorious MSG”:

   Dim Sum Girl
   FOB for Life
   Straight Out of Canton
   Wok the Party

   ps. I have voted for John Kerry.

6. Cristian

   03 November, 2004, 3:40 am

   Hey at least you guys are from the US and it somehow concerns you but why must I see this whole bulls&#@t non stop on TV (I’m from Europe) -look Bush is going to remain president no Kery is no Bush is. F*&ck let them vote and we’ll just see :mad::!::-?

7. Anna

   03 November, 2004, 4:10 am

   One point for Christian!!!!!
   We’ve been seeing this stuff on our TV’s for the last three weeks (daily) as if it means something, as if the outcome will change the world, as if it matters if dumb or dumber runs your country. Please let this be the last piece on the elections (i’d be ever so grateful).

8. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   03 November, 2004, 5:45 am

   I second that Anna and vote for no more American election updates on British T.V!

   Theres only so much hype and deception a guy can take and I was kind of under the impression that Mr. Blair was our current preferred supplier for bullshit.

   😕

   😕

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   03 November, 2004, 5:46 am

   The American election has brought back strong feelings of deja moo though……..

   The feeling I’ve heard all this bullshit before.

   😀

10. Margaret

    03 November, 2004, 5:49 am

    This is what I NEVER want to hear again:

    ‘Since you are 7 hours ahead of us, tell me who won the election’.

    Nothing like having a family full of time ‘tards in the states

11. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    03 November, 2004, 5:52 am

    “Election Americano” a play by Rev.

    THE CAST:

    Kerry =:roll: “erm um…I dont know..erm”

    Bush = 😈 “Lets kill things!”

    Blair = :geek: “Make love to me Bush I so want to feel part of America inside me”

    Bin Laden =:dead: “Lets kill things!”

12. Nikki

    03 November, 2004, 6:17 am

    I’d like to not hear any more automated celebrities calling my house telling me to vote. So far I’ve gotten calls from Kirsten Dunst (wtf?!), Bill Clinton, and Alfre Woodard.

13. Rich

    03 November, 2004, 6:25 am

    I found this other site I think you’ll all ike with some funny stuff about the election. Geek Out http://darktips.typepad.com

14. rust

    03 November, 2004, 7:53 am

    I still don’t get it. There’s an election on? Who’s running? Is someone going to win it?

    I wish I had a TV set…

15. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    03 November, 2004, 8:24 am

    AMERICAN STYLE NEWSFLASH!!!!

    Bush has won the election!!!!! Despite the fact ALL the votes are yet to be counted!!

    Oh why won’t Mr.Kerry concede defeat? (see above)

    Just a general enquiry from a Brit about Mr. Bush….Is he on medication or does he always act like that?
    😕

16. An Interested Party

    03 November, 2004, 8:26 am

    American Election. Interested Party Officially uninterested.
    Have some kiddies show instead –
    http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

17. Nikki

    03 November, 2004, 8:34 am

    Rev, do you mean his eternal blank stare?

18. photojunkie

    03 November, 2004, 8:48 am

    Young eligible gay man available for a good looking American man looking to move to Canada to get away from the USA.

    Come to Canada and enjoy our gay marriages and bush free environment. (hmmm that works on so many levels)

    LOL

    Anyway, looks like we will have to wait and see what happens.

19. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    03 November, 2004, 8:54 am

    Yes Nikki,

    That stare is quite something…

    It must of taken years of practice to look that vacant even for a man thats quite clearly, not the sharpest tool in the box.

    Back home we call it “The lights are on, but nobodys home” technique.

    😕

20. Esther

    03 November, 2004, 9:20 am

    Pancakes, anyone? 🙂

21. Moxie

    03 November, 2004, 10:02 am

    Stacy,
    MY mantra today is ” I will not wax a politico today.”

22. dagny

    03 November, 2004, 11:10 am

    I think all the exit polls showed is that exit polls are all wrong…

23. simoon

    03 November, 2004, 11:22 am

    What I could go without hearing anymore:

    “Four more years.”

    Ugh.

24. Natalie

    03 November, 2004, 11:55 am

    Well, I guess all the cool Americans will be moving to Canada soon.

25. Nikki

    03 November, 2004, 12:38 pm

    He has beady lifeless eyes. Like a snake or a great white shark.

    And Natalie, how big is your place? :kiss:

26. kelly

    03 November, 2004, 3:54 pm

    i’ve already gotten requests for crash space, natalie. ❗

27. Nikki

    03 November, 2004, 4:23 pm

    😐 Actually, some of us cool Americans need to stay here and fight against the evil. :dead:

28. Mandy

    03 November, 2004, 4:24 pm

    Looks like you lost, Stacy. They voted for the boob and not the :boobs:.

29. Davezilla

    03 November, 2004, 5:12 pm

    Let’s all join hands and watch our civil liberties erode!

30. Icairus

    03 November, 2004, 10:56 pm

    I love how the loser concedes, rather than waiting for the votes to be counted. Nobody’s vote counts! What actually affects the election are the exit polls!

31. Paul

    03 November, 2004, 11:56 pm

    Hey, Anna…
    Who did you vote for in the election for Queen this year?
    Oh, you don’t get to vote for Monarchs? Gotcha.

32. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    04 November, 2004, 3:13 am

    Paul,

    You make me sad.

    I thought most people (well those with a clue) actually realised that the Queen has no political duties whatsoever.
    In fact we basically keep her around to bring in tourists now.

    We do however vote for a Prime Minister.

    Just so you know for future sarcasm.

    😕

33. Anna

    04 November, 2004, 3:21 am

    Hey Paul ….. don’t you touch my queen!! I pay f*cking taxes so she can be our businesscard to the rest of the world 😈 (which we really need, cuz no one knows us – coffeeshops, free drugs for junks, gay marriage, no death penalty, limited access to guns etc etc).
    Luckily we have like 30 (okay, I exagerate, it’s 15) political parties to choose from at election time.

    Jeez I just read that again and I realize I don’t mind living here (even if it’s with some queen).

34. Moose

    04 November, 2004, 9:52 am

    Shame about Theo. Think NL will start tightening the reins on the Islamic fundies anytime?

35. Spud

    04 November, 2004, 5:09 pm

    “We” should kill everybody who doesn’t agree with “us”

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