You’ll what?

1. Spud

   07 March, 2007, 12:49 am

   Finally, some truth in advertising…

   😀

   um, this is da womens version right…

   🙄

2. M

   07 March, 2007, 1:00 am

   Testing…

3. cbatdux

   07 March, 2007, 2:54 am

   Kreme me up, Scottie!

4. aurora

   07 March, 2007, 7:03 am

   ok then i did not know there that good
   😆

5. StevieC

   07 March, 2007, 8:00 am

   We’ll have to grab some of those for our road trip.

6. Bigwavdave

   07 March, 2007, 8:08 am

   Mandy – I have the 100% Kona coffee…

7. Mandy

   07 March, 2007, 9:30 am

   So we need donuts as a bribe? :wtf:

8. Lung the Younger

   07 March, 2007, 9:59 am

   It’s not the first time we’ve heard someone imply that the police are a bunch of cocksuckers. But on network news? That’s groundbreaking journalism and no mistake.

9. Political.Asylum

   07 March, 2007, 10:00 am

   The Sarcastic Idiocy Forum reminds you that Barbaro died for your sins.

   http://www.thesif.net/SIF/index.php?

10. Minnie

    07 March, 2007, 10:13 am

    Testing again…

    (Obligatory explanatory note: My comments haven’t been going through since yesterday, for whatever reason. So, I am testing with different e-mail ID, and such. Sorry, guys)

11. Minnie

    07 March, 2007, 10:16 am

    Hmpf. OK, so I guess I had to switch to a different e-mail to get it to work. Strange. 🙄

12. Russ

    07 March, 2007, 10:32 am

    This must be Krispy Kreme’s latest (or lamest) attempt to boost their sagging bottom line by marketing to the young, dumb and full of cum. Maybe if they included references to the “swallowing” article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/) they could use it to defend the unhealthy image they project.

    Damn! So that’s all I need? Not only are they good but my health and the health of my (insert sexual orientation (girl/man)) will improve so we can buy more donuts. We have a Krispy Kreme in town. YES!
    :wang: :wang: :wtf:

13. StevieC

    07 March, 2007, 10:33 am

    [Comment ID #126909 will be quoted here]

    Not a bribe Mandy, but energy food. After all, between Beaver Lick and Tingle, our roadtrip will take us through eight different Climaxs. We want to make sure we keep our energy ‘up’.

14. Avalon

    07 March, 2007, 12:14 pm

    I wondered where the creme came from…

15. Diesel

    07 March, 2007, 1:01 pm

    They should have Krispy Kreme Kleenexes. You know, the crunchy kind you find under your bed.

16. Cynical Villain

    07 March, 2007, 1:56 pm

    Forget Spanish Fly. Screw the date rape drug. Just a dozen donuts and BAM! You getting laid for real.

17. StevieC

    07 March, 2007, 2:10 pm

    Apparently, they weren’t able to kill all references. Check it out: :wang:
18. Drusky

    07 March, 2007, 3:07 pm

    Krispy Kreme had just beat Starbucks to the punch.
    Starbucks was going to release their version saying “Starbucks: So good, you’ll pay 10-20 bucks a cup and then suck OUR dicks…” 😈

19. H. R. Gerrard

    07 March, 2007, 3:24 pm

    Well now, We finally know what that hole in the doughnut is REALLY for!
    Actually, there are some people out there who do suck the cream out of the Long Johns first!
    Kinda makes you wonder about the Chocolate Icing now, doesn’t it?
    Does that make coffee an aphrodisiac?
    :java:
    (There! That’s my quota!)

20. Night Queen

    07 March, 2007, 3:26 pm

    Well Ladies, I guess if you want to give a hint to your man that you want to be um…. “snacked on”, buy a Boston Creme or filled doughnut to get his licker primed for uh, “down time”. 😛

21. Mikeme

    07 March, 2007, 3:49 pm

    You don’t want to know how they put the holes in the donuts!!! :wang: 😮

22. Lake Effect

    07 March, 2007, 4:23 pm

    “Actually, there are some people out there who do suck the cream out of the Long Johns first”

    It’s 10 F outside and I work out there, and I’m dressed for it..Krispy Kreme shop is about 5 miles away. I gotta go now and get the creme sucked outta my Long Johns. 😛

23. Atryd

    07 March, 2007, 4:42 pm

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    Good thinking a head… 😛

    Wow!! Health food I can enjoy…Finally!!

    With health food and exercise like that I’ll finally actually ‘want’ to stay fit!!

24. scamper

    07 March, 2007, 6:00 pm

    Them doughnuts are so gross, they’d have to suck my dick before I’d buy one

25. pablo

    07 March, 2007, 7:09 pm

    I always thought they were saying donut holes.

    Now I know they were talking about Donut Ho s.

26. Atryd

    07 March, 2007, 9:57 pm

    re: sleepnaked.org:

    Dave! These past few days have been so educational, informative and relieving for me. All this time I’ve been worried that because I’m not health concious I’m gonna die at the age of 25 from a frickin’ heart attack, but you have opened my eyes and helped me realize that I am extremely health unconcious…or is it unconciously healthy…

    Any way, I love Krispy Kreme so I’ve been keeping my blood pressure low, getting great nights sleep have an abundantly healthy sex life…

    I feel like the weight’s been lifted from my shoulders!
    Thanks Dave, you’re the best!! 😛

27. Penguin Pete

    07 March, 2007, 11:10 pm

    This comes directly from Chris Rock’s stand-up act which was on HBO a few years back. Did no one else here recognize it?

    If your first guess was that it was derived from Ptolemy’s Almagest, that was incorrect.

28. cronewynd

    08 March, 2007, 9:57 am

    The most popular man at the naturalists club was the one that could bring doughnuts for four, without using his hands.
    The most popular woman, was that one that could eat the last doughnut, without using her hands.

29. Meagan

    08 March, 2007, 4:18 pm

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    You sure that’s what the hole is for? ‘Cause it seems kinda small.

    :limp:

30. Antik

    09 March, 2007, 8:14 am

    Slip of pen by Freud 🙂

31. clop

    10 March, 2007, 12:32 am

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32. Wayne

    23 March, 2007, 10:48 am

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    awww dude, thats a great one there! :wang:

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