Hold up, son

1. Spud

   02 September, 2006, 4:10 am

   Okay, I’ll bite.

   WTF is it :wtf: a bird smuggling racket smashed at Heathrow Airport?

   Your last budgie caught in a drain pipe?

   ????

2. Spud

   02 September, 2006, 8:40 am

   Well, whatever it means, the bird looks like it’s about to take a chunk out of those fingers.

   :geek:

3. cbatdux

   02 September, 2006, 8:49 am

   One of the original Yardbirds sings one of their early hits….

   The finger = para-meat

   Squawk to the finger

4. Driver

   02 September, 2006, 10:30 am

   From the looks of that picture I’d say the beheading is about to begin .

   I’m reminded of the movie -The Hills Have Eyes- MMMMMMM Parakete . 😛

5. Amanda B.

   02 September, 2006, 1:37 pm

   The HELL w/spiders…now I’m terrified of that SATAN CAT!!!!!
   HO-LY-SHIT! 👿

6. Omega

   02 September, 2006, 2:32 pm

   Eh? That’s no parakeet. It’s a cockatiel, a relative and fellow member of the parrot family. And judging by the relative size of that finger, I’d guess that the bird has only just grown into those feathers.

   And if you actually have one of those birds, you would know that that face is relatively normal. Dave, you disappoint me. This post was far too :limp: for me.

7. Zinta

   02 September, 2006, 5:39 pm

   Ahhhhh… TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!!!

8. Meagan

   02 September, 2006, 6:00 pm

   I’m a tiger… ROAR!!!

9. rust

   02 September, 2006, 7:32 pm

   After years of experimental video shoots with “Rupert” he went missing. I see that he has turned up in the local animal shelter!
   👿

10. liza

    02 September, 2006, 8:10 pm

    :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
    i wonder why the satan cat is still at the animal shelter?

11. evilmister

    02 September, 2006, 8:38 pm

    don’t fuck with me. i’ll take that finger right the fuck off. serioulsy. this happened, once, already, to the guy before you. yeah, remember all the screaming? that was him, losing his finger because he thought he could just go up and touch some dude. i ain’t the bitch, man. you touch me without my permission, you better hope you got two things: an ice bucket for your finger and motherfucking glass of ice cold milk for all the teeth you’re gonna lose. i trained in the “Kicking Your Ass Through Town” school of hard-ass knocks, beeyatch.

    now give me a dollar and get on your way. go on, now, git! :wtf:

12. Drusky

    02 September, 2006, 9:15 pm

    -Are those fingers original or extra crispy?
    –YOU try being crammed into a small egg and then hatching out only to be poked at by a set of fat fingers…
    -That’s right, bud! I’m a nasty chicken hawk and I’ll rip those annoying, pesky fingers right off your smelly hand. Then, I’ll peck your eyes out and, for the crowning glory, I’ll fly outside and crap on your car! Grrrrrrrrr! 😈

13. mikeB

    03 September, 2006, 12:10 am

    That bird is giving him the bird

14. Amanda B.

    03 September, 2006, 6:07 am

    Hey OMEGA, chill the fuck out! It’s just a blog!

15. silentstorm

    03 September, 2006, 9:41 pm

    All I have to say is….Satan Cat, WTF…I will make sure my cat doesn’t watch that

16. C Bannan

    04 September, 2006, 2:24 pm

    I told you: Polly doesn’t want to suck your dick 😈
    OR
    Polly don’t roll that way, whitey
    OR
    Polly says: Thems had better be fingers

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