Caption time #16

1. kismet

   21 September, 2004, 12:59 am

   Ahhhhh! It’s the sex line lady! :wtf: :dead:

2. Esther

   21 September, 2004, 1:00 am

   “With her new outfit, and winning attitude, Tamyra was sure the bank teller job would be hers.””

3. MrStitch

   21 September, 2004, 1:13 am

   “And this is me, BEFORE I entered the ‘Fat Farm for Anime Characters'”

4. Vicus Scurra

   21 September, 2004, 1:25 am

   Does my nail varnish go with this?

5. Chad Brandos

   21 September, 2004, 1:41 am

   Didn’t we already discuss the sexiness of trolls this week?

6. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   21 September, 2004, 2:10 am

   Stacy’s first thoughts:

   “Oh my GAWD! I didn’t know Mimi from The Drew Carey Show had a sister! :kiss:

   And Dave, have you been hanging out at those silly Noir Leather fetish shows again? If so, tell Ali, Keith, and Jasmin I said hey … if they remember me. 😈

7. Lou Zha

   21 September, 2004, 2:23 am

   “Does this bone throught my head make me look fat?”

8. Ilsa

   21 September, 2004, 3:28 am

   Pitty the small fairy creatures that were forced to tighten that dear lady’s corset.
   “I said HEAVE! Not ho!”

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

   21 September, 2004, 3:32 am

   ReV’s Top reasons why this girl would NEVER be on his TO DO list:

   It appears that one of her saggy ol’ titties has migrated to her left shoulder.

   Her leg somehow reminds me of an uncooked pork sausage.

   Her outfit makes her look like a cross between Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust and a photo negative of Oprah Winfrey.

   The guy behind her has turned away and he’s GINGER!

   Her hat looks like a futuristic sea turtle is shagging the back of her head.

   I have actually met this woman in a supermarket. She was ahead of me in the queue and I watched with interest as her shopping consisted of the following items:

   5 x single serving micro meals
   1 x 4 pint container of milk
   1 x toilet roll
   1 x jar of coffee

   It was then she noticed me looking and turned and smiled as I made the comment “Your single aren’t you?” out loud.

   “My” she replied “It must be my shopping eh? Anyway would you be interested if I was?”

   “No it’s NOT your shopping.” I said.

   “So how could you tell I was single, silly” she laughed.

   “Cos your bloody minging you ugly bitch” I laughed back heartily.

   Oh how we laughed and laughed.

   😀

10. Lace Valentine

    21 September, 2004, 3:37 am

    Surely a George Lucas reject.

11. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    21 September, 2004, 4:02 am

    Princess Leah?

    No thanks, if its all the same I’d rather not…..besides I have a doctors note excluding me from Jabba banging at the moment.

    👿

    P.S She is the sort of girl that makes you wanna smash your dick up for good though, isn’t she?

12. kismet

    21 September, 2004, 4:07 am

    Minging?

13. Margaret

    21 September, 2004, 4:13 am

    She is the love child of Rosanne Barr and Rip Torn!!

14. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    21 September, 2004, 4:19 am

    In the Queen’s English it means totally nasty and ugly Kismet.

    Example:

    Queen: :boobs:

    “Oh Philip I wish that they would stop going on about bloody Diana. She was minging anyway.”

    Philip: 😕

    “Yes dearest, she wasn’t actually a Princess and to be honest, us royals are despised by the British public (apart from the old ones) anyway.”

15. Spud

    21 September, 2004, 4:47 am

    Oh dear… :wtf:

16. Mandy

    21 September, 2004, 6:44 am

    “I – am Ms. Ivanka. Countess of Fashion. Gaze in awe, mortals.”

17. Nikki

    21 September, 2004, 6:53 am

    I hope the size of those thighs are part of the costume too. :dead:

18. Frisko

    21 September, 2004, 7:22 am

    Florie worked so hard on her self esteme that she attended group and had her new self photographed for the local paper of OZ. Her comment to the reporter: “It is not easy being a citizen of OZ with hormone problems”

19. Frisko

    21 September, 2004, 7:25 am

    Am I understanding correctly that the Rev doesn’t prefer larger girls?

20. fictionman

    21 September, 2004, 7:28 am

    Two questions, Dave:

    Just what kind of convention was it, and why were you there?

21. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    21 September, 2004, 8:23 am

    Frisko,

    Large girls are like mopeds.

    Great fun, but don’t let your mates catch you riding one!

    😆

22. ratstink

    21 September, 2004, 8:31 am

    Mommy! Mommy!

23. Natalie

    21 September, 2004, 10:15 am

    Nice melons – on her shoulders.

24. rust

    21 September, 2004, 10:41 am

    Aw ferkryinoutloud.

    Doesn´t anyone recognize that GEEK Wil Wheaton standing at the counter registering at a GEEK convention with his wife Anne?

    Only in America.

25. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    21 September, 2004, 10:52 am

    Did you know?

    Will Wheaton was Tim Robbin’s body double during the prison scenes in the Shawshank Redemption.

    He also turned down a simular role in Pulp Fiction because they couldn’t find a big enough part.

    He was in that Star Trek thing too. no hang on wasn’t that Tim Robbins?

    😎

26. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    21 September, 2004, 10:56 am

    No, worse luck……it was Wil Wheaton.

27. Cheap Date

    21 September, 2004, 12:01 pm

    The love child of a Munchkin and an Oompa Loompa! :wtf:

28. mikeB

    21 September, 2004, 1:19 pm

    **bleaches out eyes with beer**

29. kismet

    21 September, 2004, 2:01 pm

    Thank you Rev for teaching me a new word today, I will use it.

30. Nikki

    21 September, 2004, 2:39 pm

    *wonders if beer gets out red wine stains too*

31. Cheap Date

    21 September, 2004, 3:56 pm

    “Leeloo Dallas just ONE YEAR after quitting Jenny Craig”

32. Spud

    21 September, 2004, 5:56 pm

    Thanks cheap date, you’ve just destroyed my filed mental image of leeloo dallas. 😕

33. enfanta

    21 September, 2004, 6:24 pm

    Finally! Someone the furries can look down on!

34. kermit

    21 September, 2004, 7:24 pm

    This clearly is Dave’s sign of needing help. The organizers of the freak convention have kidnapped him. Somebody alert his family members, Natalie and most importantly the police!

35. Mandy

    21 September, 2004, 9:54 pm

    Yes, don’t let that scary whale thing nearDave! We need him. There’s coffee to spew and :boobs:s and :wang:s to laugh at!

36. cal

    22 September, 2004, 1:30 am

    i’m never going to be worried about my sense of style again.

37. mikeB

    22 September, 2004, 2:49 pm

    LOL @ enfanta! 😆

38. Amee

    22 September, 2004, 5:24 pm

    What do you mean “what the-?” Seriously, its just a fellow cosplayer, as am I. That is actually a pretty good costume. Not saying it is best for HER to be wearing it, but it does look quite nice. Good for her!

    I’m not quite sure which anime that is from, but I know I saw another girl cosplaying it last weekend at Anime Iowa.

39. sebimeyer

    22 September, 2004, 5:28 pm

    Worst. Convention. Ever.

40. carmie

    22 September, 2004, 8:18 pm

    you know, i think i know what her costume is. it looks like one of the magus sisters from final fantasy x.

    ew, though. that’s just a scary ensemble on a real human being, especially that poor girl.

41. name

    22 September, 2004, 9:50 pm

    I bet she’s wearing a tiny g-string, six sizes too small, with Hello Kitty or a smiley face on it. :limp:

42. Dave too

    27 September, 2004, 9:39 pm

    Excitement is in the air as Self Confidence Seminar participant Linda Keln poses in the lobby on her way to the graduation night social.

43. Hoser

    17 November, 2004, 4:21 pm

    :limp:
    That is all.

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