Year: 2013
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I wish I was kidding about this
EDM-Date is—wait for it—a raver dating community. No really.
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Comments are fixed
Something was borked on the comments from GD spammers. So that happened. I switched them to Disqus, which allows pretty much any login you want. Your welcome.
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TV Shows I’d Like to See
America’s Got Two and a Half Men Barefoot Contessa Hunters VH1’s Top 100 Sexiest Bigfoot Videos It’s Always Sunny in the First 48 Monsters Inside Me Real Ghost Hunters of Beverly Hills Property Virgins: Criminal Intent Hillbilly Confidential Agents of South Park Ancient Aliens of Atlanta How I Met Your Moonshiner Man vs. Teen Mom
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Dog penis
Something I thought I’d never have to say, “Honey, please let go of the dog’s penis.” #babymeme #dadproblems
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Detroit News? Time to train your telemarketers some manners
At least one of the telemarketers, excuse me, consumer solutions experts that works for the Detroit News is a rude asshole. SOME BACKGROUND In June, a kid came by selling short-term (60-day) subscriptions that would help him through college. We decided to help him out and paid him by check so that the paper would…
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How come every time I use my car’s sun visor, the sun is directly between the visors?
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I will take up two parking spaces. Deal with it.
This post originally appeared on Medium Thoughts on parking etiquette from an utter douchebag. Fellow Driver, I know I took up two parking spaces leaving you circling the lot like a Perrigine Falcon whose prey has mysteriously escaped. I know you’re probably cursing my name and wishing it was legal to ram my Hummer H2…
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Rejected Names for Cereals
So this post originally appeared here in 2008, but as I have been going back through older posts, I keep finding horrible spam injections—some of which cannot be removed with out deleting the entire post. This is a shame because some of these posts had dozens of comments. This one had 72 comments, so I…
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What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed
Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin’ good! Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you’re playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab’ll do ya. Have…
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