Caption Time #305

This is an odd one. Almost a challenge presented by the vehicle owner. GODSABL. I have no idea what this is. Here's some suggestions. Let me know yours. God's A Big Lesbian? God's Always Buying Lunch God's A Boring Lecturer Gods And Breasts Lactate God! Shit Always Backfires, Lately. What do you think GODSABL stands for?

What I Learned About Caves from Movies

An explosion in a cave, no matter how small the blast, will result in the precise amount of falling rocks needed to just cover the solitary entrance. The rocks will always be small enough to be carried away by hand. Even when there are tens of thousands of bats, the guano will have no affect on air quality. All caves have a three meter ceiling throughout the walkways. All caves have torch sconces on the walls. If they aren't lit when you arrive, you needn't worry. They have plenty of fuel still soaked in them and will blaze with the…