Month: January 2007
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More people we dislike #14a
Women in front of me at the airport Xray who wear knee-high lace-up boots People who try to parallel park while on the cell phone The coworker who ate the last bagel before I got one People who suck at life
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No regrets
Photo via Teri A. Meme Alert I have been tagged by the extremely talented Rogers Cadenhead to provide you all with Five Things You Don’t Know About Me. OK then. I once owned a cat named Sex. I had a lot of fun yelling for him to come in. I have dyed my hair red,…
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Complete this Sentence, #34
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Please solve a debate
I say Santa is impaled. Natalie says he’s jumping to his death. Maybe you have a better theory. Please solve this debate. Vote A for Impalement. Vote B for Suicide by Jumping Vote C and give your theory viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy…
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2007 New Years Resolutions
Longtime readers of this site will know that I always post my resolutions and that I try to only make resolutions I know I can keep. Such as not reverting to cannibalism. I’d love to hear yours. I resolve to freely give the finger to clowns, mimes and Hummer drivers I resolve to openly point…
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