Month: January 2007

Sunday, we laughed at examined store names that might be construed as really damn stupid less than optimal. Today, we examine stores that combine unrelated industries under the same umbrella,…

I told Nikki that a popcorn store opened in Royal Oak. Her response was as always, subtle and understated. "Get the fuck out. Who needs a popcorn store?" Naturally, I…

Please don't chastise me for going all Web 2.0 on you, dear readers. It's all in the name of usability and user experience. My dear friend, CrazyHoh modded this theme…

Using epoxy or Velcro, affix dozens of books all over yourself. Run through the library screaming Feign lycanthropy Ask loudly where the erotica section is Bring a webcam, hook it…

Spray Cheese Canned Sausage. The power of Christ compels you! Boxed Wine. Wrong, wrong wrong. Squeeze Mayo and Margarine Spray Cooking Oils Goober Tofurkey Mac & Cheese Loaf. Makes the…