A Cinamon Tesla

1. crash

   08 July, 2007, 1:50 pm

   1. Whitches Brew
   2. Rasberry Tongue Spritzer
   3. Paris Hilton sweet or un sweet
   4. Shirley temple curles
   5. Jimmy Carter on Monica
   6. Zilla Gurlz Squirter :boob:
   7. Peachy Freeze
   8. Tooty & Fruity
   9. :java: Suprise
   10. I didn’t make it Don’t ask 😳

2. Tater Salad

   08 July, 2007, 1:51 pm

   Sour Simmon Cown prunjuice

3. nanner

   08 July, 2007, 1:59 pm

   Tom Hank Drank
   Opie Dopey

4. chainstay

   08 July, 2007, 2:01 pm

   “gimme’ a Bill clinton with a cigar.”

5. Meagan

   08 July, 2007, 2:02 pm

   A De-caffinated Lawyer, hold the Lawsuit
   Half-caff, Creamy, Nutty, Fishy, Icky Mocha Latte with Soy
   Cran-Razz Grasshopper Surprise
   Mocha Lava Hot Pepper Stinger
   A Brown Eye with extra Cream :wtf:

6. Night Queen

   08 July, 2007, 2:08 pm

   A Funky G Bush with a little Gore on top. :puke:

7. Amanda B.

   08 July, 2007, 3:22 pm

   Suicide Spritzer
   Clown Tear Tea
   KidSexChange Cappucino-hold the scalpel

8. Anton

   08 July, 2007, 4:12 pm

   Richard Simmons, with Whip

9. t1nyturtle

   08 July, 2007, 6:31 pm

   “Beaver[, hold the tail]”
   “AK47”
   “Lollipop Lou”
   “Perchance to Dream”
   “Hank Aaron Frappe”
   “Hairspray”

10. Spud

    08 July, 2007, 7:58 pm

    A Tiger Woods – Black straight up, hold the milk, with a twist of lemon and a dash of vanilla essence.

    A Jay Leno – Mocha latte, sprinkle of cinamon, with a dash of tabasco sauce.

    A John Howard – Tepid warm water, hold the coffee, hold the milk, hold the sugar.

11. Randy

    08 July, 2007, 8:22 pm

    Pine float (toothpick and water)

12. StevieC

    08 July, 2007, 9:50 pm

    Sorry, Dave, but I could never order a coffee at Sixbucks. I just can’t see myself asking a “barista” for a “venti” anything. Besides, I like a regular, run of the mill, black coffee. I think a barista would need a mocha choca latte ya ya (free your Lady Marmalade) after being forced to serve a black coffee.

13. poisonwisky

    08 July, 2007, 9:51 pm

    The G W Cheney- no water, no cream, no coffee, no sugar. Shit in the cup, lie to me and tell me it’s really just lumpy java, because the un drank all the good stuff in celebration of finally finding those pesky wmd’s

14. Bjorn Freeh

    08 July, 2007, 10:50 pm

    Hey, what’s wrong with Windsor, Ontario? It has a thriving arts community. The Ballet is renowned…

15. Chris S

    09 July, 2007, 6:10 am

    The Decider (aka: The Hard Work) — extra weak, watery black coffee with some grounds thrown in, hold the WMDs (whip cream, milk, or dairy substitute), unsweetened (see also: Dick Cheney), served with a condescending smirk and a paper umbrella to make it look good and let you think :wtf: ? Be sure to tell the barista he/she is doing a “heckuva job”.

    And just so you know, a Dick Cheney is unsweetened by definition. 😛 That is one grumpy guy.

16. spicydolphin

    09 July, 2007, 7:32 am

    i second the motion for a straight up black coofee or (AKA) a cup of mud!!!!!

17. Nikki

    09 July, 2007, 7:34 am

    One Sonny Lemonade with extra Cher(ries). :dead:

18. junkman

    09 July, 2007, 8:59 am

    Mr. Bubble “T”
    Scooter Libby Pardon Punch
    Cheney Shooters
    Madonna Expresso Yourself
    Wham! Warm Back Yogurt Smoothy
    New Orleans Mud Slide
    OJ Slammer
    Lady Di Side Car Fizzle
    Black Ice T
    White Vanilla Ice
    Tommy Chong Bong Water
    Cheech Screech
    Falwell’s in Hell (this is not a drink but it’s true)

19. Speedy

    09 July, 2007, 10:32 am

    Rolling Stones (it really rocks)
    gay mix cappucino (two coffees the same mixed up) :wang:

20. Master Solace

    09 July, 2007, 10:45 am

    I’d like to have a Dick Cheney Spreader…that would be a White Chocolate Mocha with some Cinnamon Syrup mixed in, with a lot of whipped cream(light on top), with dark chocolate powder on top(to represent black gun powder)…..with all of the sugar taken out of it………impossible……just ask our beloved President Boy George……you know he has to love a cup of Dick……….

    👿

21. boc

    09 July, 2007, 11:08 am

    1)funky cliton with g. bush and blonde on top :thong:
    2)cup of dick… hold the sugar and cheney part
    3)large sugar in tank extra sugar :wtf:

22. rust

    09 July, 2007, 1:18 pm

    Get yer GEEK out!

    :geek:

    1. Kirk Slash Spock
    2. Time Portal
    3. Ipod without the phones
    4. Laptop with WiFi
    5. Harlan Ellison, no surf!
    6. Stallman, with a free beer
    7. Neuromancer
    8. Gray Goo
    9. Parents’ Basement, extra pimples
    10. Spock’s Ears, hold the pinch

23. Astryd

    09 July, 2007, 1:53 pm

    Scariest Lawyer Evar-He looks related to Runaway Bride… ❗
    “Look into my eyes…you will hire me to represent you…”

    WMD Surprise-Venti Chai Tea with shots of Ex Lax.

24. LauraL

    09 July, 2007, 3:17 pm

    ❓

    Hate “yukbucks” hold it all and give me what American runs on “DUNKIN DONUTS” yummie!!!

    😛 😛 😛

25. Flash Gordon

    09 July, 2007, 6:07 pm

    The Ann Coulter—guaranteed to toss your cookies.
    :puke: :puke: :puke: 😳 😕 :wtf:

26. Trevor

    10 July, 2007, 2:54 am

    A Dirty Sanchez with a sombrero.

27. TimM

    11 July, 2007, 5:18 am

    A Kevorkian – hold the I.V.

    A Hasselhoff – No table, you drink it on the floor.

28. AnnieB

    11 July, 2007, 7:19 pm

    [Comment ID #194851 will be quoted here]

    I hate to be redundant but I could seriously fuck you if you would change your avatar. I told you how. :wtf:

29. TimM

    13 July, 2007, 5:38 am

    If the lawyer considers that a good picture for the website I hate to think what his driver license photo looks like.

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