1,000 years of power!

1. Dante

   06 August, 2005, 1:35 am

   Pssh, that’s nothing. Remember the Twinky Defense? Invented right here in San Francisco.

   But that guy in the picture kinda reminds of some guy who was killed a long time ago, uhh, whats-his-face…oh yeah! JEBUS!

2. JFLY

   06 August, 2005, 3:02 am

   Well McClain’s mistake is obvious: He should have dumped vats of scalding oil on them, or catapulted at them the corpses of people who died of the Black Plague, or even launched stones at them with a trebuchet. “A thousand years of power” but not an hour’s worth of research…village idiot, I’d say. To the stockade with him!!!

   (speaking as a former Renaissance Faire wench…LOL)

3. Wes A. Wiens

   06 August, 2005, 4:13 am

   1000 years of power vs. 1000 volts.

   I agree with JFLY. He really needs to join a ren faire or the SCA to learn how to wield those 1000 years of power.

   As a medieval recreationist myself, people already think I’m nuts. 😀 I don’t need barking mad nutjobs like him making them think I’M going to come after them with my swords.

   Yet… 😈

4. Mandy

   06 August, 2005, 6:46 am

   What a man! :wtf:

5. rust

   06 August, 2005, 10:45 am

   He gots DA POWER!

6. Sarah

   06 August, 2005, 11:51 am

   🙄 I agree with JFLY and Wes. As a wench at the MI Renaissance Faire, my family already thinks I have a screw loose…this is bad PR for what is supposed to be an outing that you can take your family to!

7. Keith Burgin

   06 August, 2005, 1:01 pm

   Hold, knaves! I sayeth unto you ::FUCKINGZAP!!:: I think I just shit my pants…

8. Esther

   06 August, 2005, 3:00 pm

   So what exactly is Dustin’s dirty secret? The link’s not showin’ me nothin’.:sad:

9. tinamarie

   06 August, 2005, 6:08 pm

   Uh, Keith, shouldn’t that be “I thinketh I just shitteth my pants?”

   Or maybe just “I thinketh I stinketh!”

   I told you, I am SUCH a nerd.

10. JFLY

    06 August, 2005, 10:55 pm

    I believe it’s “I shite meself”…:razz:

11. Dante

    06 August, 2005, 11:09 pm

    God you guys don’t know much about the English language. You use -eth where today you use -s.

    Sorry, it’s just a HUGE pet peeve of mine. Maybe my :boxers: are too tight today or something…

12. JFLY

    07 August, 2005, 5:21 am

    Dante sucketh and bitcheth too much…:razz:

    Just kidding 😀

13. TotalChaos

    07 August, 2005, 9:36 am

    I’ll bet that chain-mail really added to the power of the taser!! :wtf:

14. Pinky

    07 August, 2005, 1:20 pm

    In addition to all ye fellow Ren-Fair…ers…

    IF PERIOD CLOTHES WERE AS EXPENSIVE AS THEY ARE NOW, EVERYONE WOULD HAVE BEEN NAKED!:boobs:

15. Spud

    07 August, 2005, 6:19 pm

    Lucky for him, he wasn’t in London, otherwise the result may have been somewhat different.

    Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang

    Stop!

    Police…

    🙄

16. ramjet

    08 August, 2005, 12:16 am

    if you keep watching those hilander movies you could have the power also. what a fuckin idiot!!!!

17. Mandy

    08 August, 2005, 10:27 am

    Now he will be charged with 1,000 years in the nuthouse.:twisted:

18. jay

    08 August, 2005, 2:35 pm

    its mearly a flesh wound:wtf:

19. Merth

    08 August, 2005, 4:50 pm

    Dad, is that you?

    👿

20. wookiee

    09 August, 2005, 4:20 pm

    “THERE CAN BE ONLY O–ARRRRRRGHHH!! CHAIN! MAIL! CONDUCTS!” *splat*:limp:

21. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    17 August, 2005, 10:19 am

    I guess it wasn’t his (k)night…. I suppose.

    :boobs:

22. Joc

    17 August, 2005, 1:08 pm

    :java: maybe he was highlander type related or did come from somwhere unknown he he he

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