19 Replies to “Reason No. 47 for staying in on St. Patricks’ Day”

  1. Which is the same reason even alcoholics stay in on New Year’s Eve- fuckin’ amateurs!
    Violating Number One Rule- No cameras, no recorders; deny, deny deny!

  2. now that I have brought up breakfast; the goth bimbo with the holy panty hose looks like she is crushing her partner

  3. ….. and this is a reason for staying IN on St Paddy’s Day ? What are you a friggin’ monk or something ? If you’re a 40 year old virgin, we know why ……… :wtf:

  4. wait….i recognise those orange pants and glasses….it’s that drunken pervert dalai lama whooping it up again with his favourite lap dancer “philthy mcnasty the big booted crotch kraken”.

  5. And then the genie asked the geek, ‘What is it you wish for’?
    And the geek drunkenly replied ‘I’d like a big-ass version of the role-player Gothic to be downloaded onto my laptop’!
    And the genie, who knew nothing of these things, said. ‘Uuh,,OK. Granted!’

  6. AW mom! why do you keep showing up on the net? You’re off the meds again aren’t you!

  7. dammit i thought i had it with Krotch Kraken.

    p.s. how i can haz monkey face back?

  8. In her desperation to appear on ANY reality show, Bristol Palin promised the producers that she could eat the Dali Lama whole and then shit him out on screen.

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