I can see your future, and it is filled with adoring men if you will only try my 100% guaranteed breast enhancement technique. It is very simple, I place my hands here and…
[quote comment=”432962″]Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.
(*or war profiteer)[/quote]
Or, by golly, a maverick pit bull with lipstick. You betcha.
[quote comment=”432942″]Some people actually take this whackjob seriously???
8O[/quote]
Yes. He used to run hundreds of commercials on television in the 90s.
IrishCarBomb
Looks like Shanon Tweed to me. I can’t remember the movie it from though.
Drusky
Dave, during his all white phase, tries to get another client by working with her ‘power points’… :boob: :boob: 😉
Da Popster
[quote comment=”432456″]Tune-in Tokyo! :boob: :boob:[/quote]
Not Again !!! :wtf:
Chris S
[quote comment=”432430″]Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.[/quote]
Good lord someone jumped in the wayback machine there. I can’t even remember the last time I SAW Tegrin in a store. :wtf:
I can see your future, and it’s filled with Q-Tip flavored lovin’!
Timm
Gee, I’m not sure, but that might be a wig that he’s wearing. 🙄
Mark
…a wonderful breast massage.
Timm
I could have said:
Is that his hair or am I tripping out on the Percocet I’m on ’cause I got busted up in a car accident?
Rufnkdnme
It’s a scene from the 2008 remake of 16 Candles.
“I can’t belive I was felt up by my (transgender) grandmother!”
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35 responses to “I can see your future, and it is…”
…a strange looking man grabbing your :boob: :boob:
Bill! Shatner! demonstrates! why! he’s! the! white! Ladies! Man!
Mmmm… bosom-y!
Elvis cue tip demonstrates the over the clothes breast examination
glad handing? :boob: :boob: 😉
All you do is add some brest milk and wait for your chia-pet to sprout.
breast! You would think a person should know that!!
Great news, honey, I got the job as spokesperson for Acme Toilet Brush! Can I cop a celebratory feel?
What’s that? Oh no, the whole campaign will be done by Campbell-Ewald, so I know it will be totally tasteful and not exploit my appearance in any way…
I can see your future, and it is filled with adoring men if you will only try my 100% guaranteed breast enhancement technique. It is very simple, I place my hands here and…
That looks like Jerry Hall.
Nice Tits :wang:
Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.
“I can see your future, and it is…”‘y’all touch mah titties and ah’l smash your face!’
“I can see your future, and it is…”‘Y’al touch mah titties and ah’l smash your face!’
Tune-in Tokyo! :boob: :boob:
I can see it now, I was junked into the spam bin.
Doesn’t that white wig just wanna make ya break something, or maybe take a swing at with a baseball bat?
GARY SPIVEY….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!o!!!! :wtf:
More pics of Mr. Spivey
[quote comment=”432539″]More pics of Mr. Spivey[/quote]
WTF??? That’s nicer carpet than I have in my house!
And more of it!
:puke:
Please put on the living bra!
I can see your future and it is filled with larger implants. You want to see for yourself, you can rub my crystal balls. 😛
“I can see your future, and it is…” “No, I can see your future, and it’s got red all over your whites!”
Some people actually take this whackjob seriously??? 😯
Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.
(*or war profiteer)
[quote comment=”432962″]Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.
(*or war profiteer)[/quote]
Or, by golly, a maverick pit bull with lipstick. You betcha.
Looks like Julie Newmar to me…
Julie…Step away from the Q-Tip
[quote comment=”432942″]Some people actually take this whackjob seriously???
8O[/quote]
Yes. He used to run hundreds of commercials on television in the 90s.
Looks like Shanon Tweed to me. I can’t remember the movie it from though.
Dave, during his all white phase, tries to get another client by working with her ‘power points’… :boob: :boob: 😉
[quote comment=”432456″]Tune-in Tokyo! :boob: :boob:[/quote]
Not Again !!! :wtf:
[quote comment=”432430″]Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.[/quote]
Good lord someone jumped in the wayback machine there. I can’t even remember the last time I SAW Tegrin in a store. :wtf:
I can see your future, and it’s filled with Q-Tip flavored lovin’!
Gee, I’m not sure, but that might be a wig that he’s wearing. 🙄
…a wonderful breast massage.
I could have said:
Is that his hair or am I tripping out on the Percocet I’m on ’cause I got busted up in a car accident?
It’s a scene from the 2008 remake of 16 Candles.
“I can’t belive I was felt up by my (transgender) grandmother!”