Worst “Secret Santa” gifts

1. Mandy

   14 December, 2007, 4:50 pm

   1) an nfl coffee mug
   2) a handful of christian tracts (and not the cool jack chick ones)
   3) naval jewelry (my navel is not pierced)

2. Nicolette

   14 December, 2007, 4:54 pm

   I had a whole comment…. a good one…. but it wouldn’t post! Fuckin’ figures! :limp:

3. Flash Gordon

   14 December, 2007, 5:14 pm

   1. a can of chocolate covered grasshoppers
   2. a tube of Preparation H
   3. toenail clippings {saved up all year)

   Mandy: I’m available to “Pierce it”. :wang: :wang: :wang: :thong: 👿

4. Nicolette

   14 December, 2007, 5:24 pm

   :wtf: We’ll try again. Hubby got edible undies as a gag gift from one party. No one told him not to wear them for very long and they melted into the pubes. Talk about an unintentional waxing! :limp:

5. Astryd

   14 December, 2007, 6:11 pm

   A tin with an actual piece of coal :wtf:
   Talk about testing your faith in Santa!

6. Fleetwood

   14 December, 2007, 6:27 pm

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   You are so hot..what did it take about 15 seconds to become stickey?

7. Meagan

   14 December, 2007, 6:38 pm

   Toothpicks. And not a single one has been used yet. 🙄

8. blaster gas

   14 December, 2007, 6:45 pm

   I had a wonderful experience as a Secret Santa. I gave the person what I thought were decent gifts. (Chocolate candy, coffee mug among other things.) When we revealed who we were, my gift receiver said to me..”oh, you’re the one!” grabbed my last gift and walked away.

9. judy

   14 December, 2007, 6:50 pm

   A crocheted toilet paper cozy in the shape of a bunny.

10. Pablo

    14 December, 2007, 7:35 pm

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    It is tough to get them what they relly need for $25 or less.

    The costs for electro-shock therapy or a loboyomy have gotten to the point where everyone from the office would need to chip in.

11. Brad K.

    14 December, 2007, 7:53 pm

    I threatened to bring a pair of day passes to the local nudist camp. The brass cranes I brought were admired, but about half the people wanted the day passes, and the other half were petrified they would get the passes. I think I got a coffee mug. I don’t drink coffee.

    Last year I got a book, ‘Letters from a Nut’. I am 55. I can’t read print that small anymore.

12. Spud

    14 December, 2007, 8:32 pm

    A cowboy suit.

    Nobody say a word, just be very quiet and move on, there’s nothing to see here.

13. Bjorn Freeh

    14 December, 2007, 9:53 pm

    I’m still trying to picture a “black beaded woman”… sounds intriguing.

14. chainstay

    14 December, 2007, 11:25 pm

    UM, spud? did anyone get..say an indian suit a motercycle cop suit a construction worker suit and a biker suit?

15. Drusky

    15 December, 2007, 4:45 am

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    Nothing better than a hot woman wearing steak and beer flavored edible undies… 😛 😈

    Worst gift? Hmmmm. That’d be the re-gifted fruitcake… Yup, my Santa had forgotten to remove the gift label from the previous year that was on the bottom of the cake. Made it kinda easy to guess who he was… 😳

16. Tony Soprano

    15 December, 2007, 11:07 am

    A human ear. What the fuck, Pauly?!

17. Meagan

    15 December, 2007, 2:08 pm

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    Seriously? I’ve always been a strong supporter of the “Save a horse, ride a cowboy” campaign. 😈

18. Davezilla

    15 December, 2007, 3:31 pm

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    LOL! Good catch!

19. Marcus

    15 December, 2007, 9:16 pm

    Thanks everyone I feel better about my getting such a crappy gift, but of all the gifts I would like to have received the cowboy suit is the best one. But with my luck it woould have been a cowgirl suit. 😛

20. Drusky

    15 December, 2007, 9:26 pm

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    Bareback or side-saddle? 😛

21. Meagan

    15 December, 2007, 11:51 pm

    Both. 😈

22. Mikeachim

    16 December, 2007, 7:40 am

    Secret Santa presents are supposed to be a bit wretched – that’s the fun of it all – without the masking of disappointment that you have to engineer when it’s a present from a relative.

    But I’ll never forget finding a pint of milk in mine.

    The kind of present that lasts and lasts. In fact, I think it was the only Christmas present I’ve ever received that couldn’t even reach Christmas Day.

23. graffix729

    16 December, 2007, 8:10 pm

    Discounted Halloween Candy

24. Tammy

    18 December, 2007, 12:50 am

    Generic brand box of tissues. 🙁

25. bboyzetan

    19 December, 2007, 5:47 pm

    An egg. 😕

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