- A copy of The Rules
- Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set
- Febreze Noticeables
- Frilly drapes
- My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset
- Pink hand tools
- A coupon for Enzyte
- A Utilikilt
- Season tickets to the Detroit Lions (still 0-14, ouch!)
- What gifts would you avoid?
Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband
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16 responses to “Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband”
I got divorce papers for Christmas 1986, that blew big chunks. :limp:
:wang: A coupon to “Snips R Us” vasectomy surgical center. :limp:
A gift certificate for a free Brazilian wax!
ass hair trimmer. or anything with the words “Bikini Line”
The Estelle Getty Workout: feel the burn… IN MY EYES!
fifi underwear
any tie
sweaters with pictures on it
thongs
gift certificate to Joe’s tatoo and funeral home
any appliance for personal grooming
a bottle of artichoke liquor instead of a case of beer
maple flavored spagetti
a new car that gets 7 miles to the gallon
rings and staples for my face
😛 😛
What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.
I’m not giving my SO a present this year, he did not use the one I gave him last year…..a tombstone.
A really, really small Banana-Hammock.
[quote comment=”571462″]What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.[/quote]
right but they don’t like being reminded that they all have smaller ones than they admit to. 😈
Sex and the City DVD (tv series or movie).
A list of every man you’ve been with.
[quote comment=”571462″]What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.
I’m not giving my SO a present this year, he did not use the one I gave him last year…..a tombstone.[/quote]
LOL……mine didn’t use his either!!! We need to find ways to remedy this problem! I mean really…… if we buy them a present, then they should be gracious enough to at least use it ONCE!!!
[quote comment=”572093″]A list of every man you’ve been with.[/quote]
Oh and BTW……..that is a good one!! I wonder if I give him that…..will he use the tombstone then?
I got my nipples pierced for my boyfriend last Christmas! (The gift that keeps on giving) 😉
Utilikilts are kick ass, and let the balls “breathe.” Besides, too expensive to give unless my man specifically asked for it. Though I find the leather ones, sex-ay!
Chlamydia
…and a 1980 Plymouth Volare’
(yea, I know we already did an STD thing on the other ‘gift’ thread, but I wanted to post something.)