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What Men Say vs. What Women Hear

28 January, 201227 January, 2012

When we describe ourselves as being, “Super athletic.” You hear, “Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.” When we describe ourselves as, “A […]

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What Women Say vs. What Men Hear

27 January, 201227 January, 2012

When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as […]

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10 Words Men Never Use

20 January, 201020 January, 2010

Merriment Cherish Giddy Scrumptious Sparkly Vag Toodles Precious Pocketbook Slacks What words would you add to this list?

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Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband

19 December, 2008

A copy of The Rules Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set Febreze Noticeables Frilly drapes My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset Pink hand tools […]

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