Working out is hard!

1. Anita Mann-Badley

   18 March, 2006, 12:35 am

   Oh, my. And the medicine ball was clearly labeled, “For external use only.” :wtf:

2. Driver

   18 March, 2006, 1:39 am

   What kind of porn is this? ……. Oh , I mean if she does manage a situp do you think she could touch her knee with her elbow?

3. logan

   18 March, 2006, 1:49 am

   crap i really think se should try doing incline pushups instead of those crunches besides if she succeds on of the both of her boobs will pop

4. Marcus

   18 March, 2006, 1:53 am

   I hope that picture is edited. If not, excuse me while I have a heart attack. Maybe she you work in Africa feeding starving children.

   A “Star” painted in the pupil of the eyes & a non-toxic “Halo” that GLOWS IN THE DARK, makes this beautiful “BABY JESUS” DOLL© different from any other doll. Does it come with the baby peeing feature and crying feature.

   “I don’t talk, I just listen…I don’t cry, but please hold me…I don’t walk, so please carry me…I love you, please love me…My name is Jesus”. Someone please shoot these Nigerian Baby Doll Jesus Freaks.

   Ok gotta listen to Marilyn Manson, NIN, and Black Sabbath. 😈

5. Master Solace

   18 March, 2006, 2:37 am

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   I think it’s moe like “those medicine balls”, with an “s”.

6. Master Solace

   18 March, 2006, 2:39 am

   :boob: :boob: :wang:

   So where is the button to enlarge the icon selection above? Simply put…….. :wtf:

7. Paul

   18 March, 2006, 3:36 am

   A stewardess for a Cruise Line demonstrates the proper use of the floatation device. :boob::boob:

   All the other dolls follow Jesus around everywhere he goes all trying to touch his robe.

8. Becky

   18 March, 2006, 6:21 am

   **Speechless** :puke:

9. Craig

   18 March, 2006, 7:10 am

   Wanna go jogging? 😛

10. Spud

    18 March, 2006, 7:28 am

    Good god!

    That girl could get roaring fall down drunk and yet never hurt herself.

    :wtf:

11. mitch

    18 March, 2006, 8:47 am

    GOOD GOD!!!! Her driver’s side air bag has deployed.

12. Patrick

    18 March, 2006, 9:01 am

    And her peers voted her “Most Outstanding”!
    Pushups, we want to see her do pushups. For the love of God, pushups please!
    :wang:

13. The Cynical Villain

    18 March, 2006, 9:01 am

    and…..one…….and……two…….and….damn….must….reach……damn someone should had told me putting these weights on before I did this workout. I hate to see her when she does jumping jacks or some running. 911 better be alerted. Or some cameras better be a running. 8)

14. Nikki

    18 March, 2006, 9:16 am

    sB = superBOOBIES ?

15. Becky

    18 March, 2006, 9:16 am

    Ok now I see how this is going…….Dave wanted an guys only day……geez……..she should save some silicone for the rest of the world! :dead:

16. Sandra Dee

    18 March, 2006, 10:11 am

    Holy crap. You found that awful picture of me! 🙂

17. Mandy

    18 March, 2006, 10:15 am

    She’s smuggling a basset hound in that top! :boob: :boob:

18. Da Popster

    18 March, 2006, 10:40 am

    A ZEPPELIN AT REST :puke:

19. Peaches

    18 March, 2006, 10:48 am

    Dang………and I thought my DD’s were a nuisance

20. jules

    18 March, 2006, 11:14 am

    all i can say is WOW!!! I bet her back hurts at the end of the day! 😀

21. Dixie Chick

    18 March, 2006, 11:22 am

    OMG!!! I bet she can’t even stand up straight if she can even get up off the floor!!! 😛

22. jayray

    18 March, 2006, 11:45 am

    I’d kinda like to see her bend to reach something on a lower shelf at Wal-Mart!!

23. humpty

    18 March, 2006, 11:55 am

    Has to work out to carry those :boob: :boob: around.

24. scamper

    18 March, 2006, 12:49 pm

    Attn. walmart shoppers male assistance needed in the bra dept, where things are lower then the prices

25. tabbie

    18 March, 2006, 12:54 pm

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    That isn’t a basset hound that is more like 2 basset hounds smuggling a side of bacon a piece!!!!!

    Sorry… No sleep last night, the best I could come up with

    :dead:

26. Patrick

    18 March, 2006, 1:17 pm

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    Jumping Jacks, she might put out an eye! Makes me want to bury my head and go “Blubalubalubalubalubalubalub”!

27. Beaner

    18 March, 2006, 1:22 pm

    I hope she’s not a lifeguard. :wtf:

28. Beaner

    18 March, 2006, 1:26 pm

    Of course if she is a lifeguard, she has the floatation devices covered…your just are not allowed to go further than 1 foot underwater, cuz theres NO WAY she could go down any farther to rescue you!

29. Spud

    18 March, 2006, 1:39 pm

    I think both air bags have deployed mitch.

    Patrick – …… “Blubalubalubalubalubalubalub”! ……. too funny.

    :boob:

30. Bjorn Freeh

    18 March, 2006, 1:48 pm

    I’ve been re-reading the Book of Sven, the long-lost biblical text that proves, once and for all, that Jesus was indeed born in northern Europe, just as most movies and (now) dolls portray him.

    “And it came to pass, that, as the people pressed upon him to hear the word of God, he stood by the lake of Geneva. And saw two ships standing by the lake; but the fishermen were gone out of them and were washing their nets.

    And he entered into one of the ships, which was Bjorn’s, and bid him launch out into the deep.

    And Bjorn, answering spoke unto him, ‘Ya, Master, but ve haf jest toiled avay da night and haf taken nutting. Ne’r da less, ve chall let down da nets.’

    And when they had done this, they inclosed a great multitude of fishes, and their net brake.

    And then the herring was pickled and the people fed and were left wanting of mead.” (SVEN 5:1-6)

31. Davezilla

    18 March, 2006, 1:56 pm

    It’s fairly pathetic that since being banned from commenting, justjim has continued to try commenting under women’s names. 🙄

32. Becky

    18 March, 2006, 2:03 pm

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    Yes very pathetic……and stupid to think you wouldn’t know
    :troll:

33. Pappy

    18 March, 2006, 2:41 pm

    Holy crap. I just want to know how she got into that top. :puke:

    I’d hate to see how stretched it is when she gets it off.. If she can get it off… :wtf:

34. JFLY

    18 March, 2006, 2:42 pm

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    Same here, Peaches…suddenly I feel flat-chested. I find it funny that she’s working out though…as if anyone is ever going to notice the rest of her!

    All together now: “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…”

    How’s the hangovers, everyone? :java:

35. JFLY

    18 March, 2006, 2:46 pm

    One more thought…I didn’t know Jesus came in flavors! :wtf:

36. Spud

    18 March, 2006, 3:40 pm

    All of you names are a belong to us.

    (zilla 3:12-5)

37. Nikki

    18 March, 2006, 4:27 pm

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    With a titanium alloy crow bar.

38. Colin

    18 March, 2006, 5:12 pm

    Oh, she’s just Travelin’ Thru…

39. Ace

    18 March, 2006, 5:24 pm

    Wow! How do you live with those things?

40. aifreak

    18 March, 2006, 5:24 pm

    i think she forgot to take off her new invention the personal use airbag. 💡

41. DAVOLA

    18 March, 2006, 5:43 pm

    Now those are ta ta’s. Its a dead heat at the zeppelin race. 🙄 🙄 🙄

42. Alex

    18 March, 2006, 5:54 pm

    She is living proof that all women are created equal. I bet she has dirty feet because they won’t get wet in a shower! :boob: :boob: :boob: :wang: :wang:

43. Beaner

    18 March, 2006, 6:05 pm

    Same here, Peaches…suddenly I feel flat-chested. I find it funny that she’s working out though…as if anyone is ever going to notice the rest of her!

    All together now: “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…”

    How’s the hangovers, everyone?

    Was hungover…now moving on w/ my favorite drinking holiday weekend! And now I yet again have a song stuck in my head from this site! 😀

44. Beaner

    18 March, 2006, 6:07 pm

    oops, wrong button, props to JFLY’S comment!

45. Mandy

    18 March, 2006, 6:10 pm

    I’ll stick with my 34Bs, thanks.

46. Marcus

    18 March, 2006, 7:00 pm

    Help me please help help attack of the baby Jesus dolls… help too many colors. I guess those baby Jesus dolls really freak me out. Very creepy Chucky Jesus Dolls.

    One more question about the baby Jesus doll. Is it safe for a witch to own one or would it burn our fingers?

47. mikeB

    18 March, 2006, 8:37 pm

    We haven’t seen the 34Bs yet. :limp:

48. Bjorn Freeh

    18 March, 2006, 9:57 pm

    After quite a discussion with my astral body, we have agreed that this woman with the run-amok plastic surgeon does not even approach attractive. Apparently, she can’t even get off the (very disgusting) floor.

    Yick.

49. Paige

    18 March, 2006, 9:59 pm

    Why didnt someone tell that woman to stop???????How can she do crunches with those things?? I think Ive been traumatized :dead:

50. Ace

    18 March, 2006, 10:39 pm

    The poor lass probably has trouble getting out of bed, how many sit ups does she expect she can do?

51. Mary

    18 March, 2006, 11:08 pm

    Hey…I know that girl..poor thing has elephantitis of the mammary glands….. We must ALL try and support her in her time of need..

52. arch

    18 March, 2006, 11:11 pm

    and for her next trick……………..shade for the entire state of nebraska. :boob: :wtf: :boob:

53. GFL

    18 March, 2006, 11:17 pm

    Come on guys, really there is nothing wrong with this
    picture. That is what the joke is about. Mandy has 34B,s
    Hehehe. ❗

54. April

    18 March, 2006, 11:43 pm

    I hear tell that a handful is the perfect size for breasts.

    I hope her boyfriend has very big hands.

55. Spud

    18 March, 2006, 11:57 pm

    I think we have been treated to the 34b’s mike, I could be wrong, but I could be right.

56. mikeB

    19 March, 2006, 12:01 am

    Not out of a t-shirt though :boob: :boob:

57. Master Solace

    19 March, 2006, 12:01 am

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    no we haven’t but I say why stop there, who’s about everyone else talking about there boobs, I personally would like a visual, please!
    :wang:

58. Master Solace

    19 March, 2006, 12:04 am

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    Last post you sent me a kiss, how’s about today ya give me a peek. Just wishful thinking!!!! :boob: :boob: :wang: 😈

59. Spud

    19 March, 2006, 12:20 am

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    No, not out of a T shirt, but tomorrow is another day…

60. aifreak

    19 March, 2006, 12:21 am

    wow i was bored and looked up davezilla on urban dictionary. you have your own word way to go davezilla 😆 😀

61. family jules

    19 March, 2006, 12:29 am

    It looks like the girl is on the floor of a bar, not a gym. I’m betting someone bet her money she couldn’t do a sit up, and that explains her feet hooked into the footrest of a barstool.

    Apparently everyone at the Baby Jesus Doll Company was so dazzled by the day-glo halo that they didn’t think about putting the implement of torture Jesus will eventually die a long, slow horrible death nailed to, on the front of the infant’s gown? Does anyone else see the 9 levels of WRONG there? How would you like to be in the newborn nursery with an electric chair carefully hand embroidered on the front of your one-sie?

62. Master Solace

    19 March, 2006, 3:16 am

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    :wtf: Why are you looking at her surroundings? I can’t get passed the beach balls she smuggling in her shirt.

63. cbatdux

    19 March, 2006, 8:19 am

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    DDs? PROVE IT!

64. Meagan

    19 March, 2006, 10:48 am

    I must, I must, I must increase my bust! Oops, too much! :wtf:

65. Minnie

    19 March, 2006, 10:53 am

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    More like “Boobs of Doom.”

66. Peaches

    19 March, 2006, 3:03 pm

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    Wish I could…… :kiss:

67. Peaches

    19 March, 2006, 3:04 pm

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    :boob: :boob: This is as close as I’ll get

68. Anita Mann-Badley

    19 March, 2006, 10:25 pm

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    Wow… double D’s. My feet are much more narrow.

69. Master Solace

    20 March, 2006, 1:20 am

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    I have TWO hotmail accounts, either one of them would be willing to take your generous boob-pic donation. Maybe you can help an insomniac like me have nice dreams again. Just a thought…

70. Timmmy

    20 March, 2006, 6:04 am

    tee hee hee hee BOOBIES! ha ha ha ha!

71. The Cynical Villain

    20 March, 2006, 2:34 pm

    She should be classified as potential weapons of mass destruction.

72. crazed and dazed

    20 March, 2006, 5:44 pm

    LMAO. I swear she’s got two enormous exercise balls shoved up her shirt.lol. 😈 :puke: 👿

73. Infernos

    22 March, 2006, 8:12 pm

    In the unlikely event of a water landing, the porn star behind you can be used as a flotation device.

74. DaSent

    28 March, 2006, 7:00 am

    You DO know that this is *cough* exotic dancer/adult actress *cough* Minka, right? And yes, she is that big (enhanced obviously ;)) Has her own webpage as well, easy enough to be found …

75. Davezilla

    28 March, 2006, 8:06 am

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    No. I’ve never heard of her and knowing it now doesn’t make this photo any less amusing. 😈

76. Timmmy

    30 March, 2006, 11:20 pm

    Oh my god! It’s Debbie, my old girlfriend Debbie, and she’s gotten breast reduction surgery, she used to be bigger!

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