Where mice come from

1. Tater Salad

   11 July, 2007, 7:43 pm

   :wtf:is love realy that blind? :wtf:

2. Joe-the-ragman

   11 July, 2007, 7:49 pm

   [Comment ID #195121 will be quoted here]

   You hold up in a wall or under the floor in the dark for most of your life and then tell me you’re not horny (Or you could just down a couple of beers and tell me how good looking that mouse is)

   THEN again that mouse (the computer one) has probably navigated to more porn sites that the real one.

   😆

3. AnnieB

   11 July, 2007, 8:27 pm

   Tail envy! 😈

4. thewhiteknight

   11 July, 2007, 8:49 pm

   if thats what happens with mice……what happens when a rotweiler humps your leg????

5. Bjorn Freeh

   11 July, 2007, 9:52 pm

   Careful, Dave… it starts with innocent things like “Dramatic Chipmunk” videos, evolves into deviant rodent sex and then, before you know it, you’re a kitty pornographer.

6. Flash Gordon

   11 July, 2007, 10:18 pm

   [Comment ID #195125 will be quoted here]

   Right on, girl! I’m afflicted with that myself.
   “Oh, would some gift the giftie gie us,
   To see ourselves as others see us.”

   😆 :kiss: :kiss: :wang: 😆 😆 😆 😆 :wang: 😕 :kiss:

7. AnnieB

   11 July, 2007, 10:55 pm

   [Comment ID #195137 will be quoted here]

   Robert Burns is probably turning over in his grave right now but I get your drift darling. You have a tiny :wang:. 😛

   That’s ok … I love you for your brains anyway.

8. Mandy

   11 July, 2007, 11:35 pm

   [Comment ID #195133 will be quoted here]

   oh bjorn. dave has all his zilla girls for pussy 😛

9. Howard

   12 July, 2007, 1:02 am

   I don’t know. That just friggin’ cracked me up.

10. crash

    12 July, 2007, 1:17 am

    Here kitty kitty! :dead:

11. Lung the Younger

    12 July, 2007, 3:17 am

    She didn’t even invite him back to her pad.

12. Spud

    12 July, 2007, 3:47 am

    Heh!

13. Nik

    12 July, 2007, 9:53 am

    So where do track balls come from? 🙄

14. Astryd

    12 July, 2007, 10:32 am

    Did you bring a rubber?
    It broke!
    …fuck it, fuck me now!
    …but.. :wang: *whimper*..fuck it!

15. Speedy

    12 July, 2007, 2:47 pm

    What do they eat?

16. Flash Gordon

    12 July, 2007, 3:27 pm

    [Comment ID #195139 will be quoted here]

    My quote wasn’t too bad to be from memory. I don’t
    know about my brains, but no one has complained
    about my tiny :wang:, so perhaps we should arrange
    a test for you. :wang: :wang: 🙄 :kiss: 👿

17. Tater Salad

    12 July, 2007, 3:38 pm

    Did what? To who? and where’s my cut???? :wtf:

18. Meagan

    12 July, 2007, 6:00 pm

    Does the next photo show them double-clicking and rolling around the desktop? 😈

19. Driver

    12 July, 2007, 6:34 pm

    Would this be the mouse version of a sex doll?
    Whats the world cuming to when even mice cant get laid 🙁

20. Meggan

    12 July, 2007, 11:14 pm

    This site just cracks me up. I never know quite what to expect here, but it always seems to make me smile. Thanks guys.

21. Lung the Younger

    13 July, 2007, 8:02 am

    Ah the old missionary position.
    Must be a Church Mouse.

22. Bjorn Freeh

    13 July, 2007, 8:50 am

    [Comment ID #195141 will be quoted here]

    Dave’s first kitty porn video, available at fine retailers everwhere:

    “Ding Dong Bell, Pussy’s in the Well” starring the Zilla Girls and Claude de Clawed as Big Tommy Stout.

23. Drusky

    13 July, 2007, 12:30 pm

    [Comment ID #195329 will be quoted here]

    😆 😀 😆 😀 😆

24. Drusky

    13 July, 2007, 12:31 pm

    This is why you must always keep your mouse’s balls clean…

25. AnnieB

    13 July, 2007, 3:53 pm

    [Comment ID #195226 will be quoted here]

    Your quote was admirable … I was referring to context. It never entered my mind that you didn’t “have all the right stuff”! I was just being a smart aleck. You know me … give me an opening (real or imagined) and I’ll pounce and play. :kiss:

    A test sounds yummy! :wang: :wang:

26. Meagan

    13 July, 2007, 4:00 pm

    [Comment ID #195334 will be quoted here]

    I hear the next one will be a doggie porn called “Burying the Bone.” :wang:

27. Myra

    13 July, 2007, 8:54 pm

    I used to have a cover for my computer mouse at work that looked like a real mouse except it was wearing glasses. One day our cleaning lady saw it and started beating the crap out of it with her broom. Guess she didn’t notice the glasses! Broke my mouse too. 😈

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