What is it?

1. fenix020387

   30 November, 2004, 12:26 am

   its a cushion to protect guys when they slide down the banister!

2. Hobbit

   30 November, 2004, 12:44 am

   It’s a new style of bib.

   Only for the most stylish of babies, of course.

3. kismet

   30 November, 2004, 1:02 am

   Damn you fenix020387, I was going to say it was a Ball pad.

4. jen

   30 November, 2004, 1:04 am

   Well, it certainly doesn’t belong on the bannister! It’s the latest in edible, crotchless, leg-warmer-bodysuit gear…for men.

5. Esther

   30 November, 2004, 1:16 am

   Midget poncho?

6. tian

   30 November, 2004, 2:27 am

   It is one of those ultra trendy iPod carrier case that has been split open as a message to the owner: if you don’t share your music, next time, the iPod gets it…

   ps. piracy is wrong, blah blah blah…

7. tian

   30 November, 2004, 2:36 am

   oh, the real answer: it is a neck scarf. You loop it around your neck and stick the end through the hole.

   It is for people that are either too lazy or too stupid to figure out how to do a pretzel tie with their scarves.

8. wantwit

   30 November, 2004, 3:35 am

   jen took mine. :dead:

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   30 November, 2004, 6:37 am

   Ahhhh!

   Albanian “crotchless” love stockings……..

   I think they like you Dave……..

   I think they like you a lot…….

   😕

10. frisko

    30 November, 2004, 7:24 am

    I think I would rather see the “ugly thingy” on the stairs than the neighbors danties hanging there to dry.

    Maybe it’s a winter tub warmer for their daughter

11. Mandy

    30 November, 2004, 7:48 am

    Maybe the stairs were cold, Dave. 😛

12. Davezilla

    30 November, 2004, 7:55 am

    Natalie also suggested to me that it was a sweater with a tie hole, as Tian commented above. If so, it was sized for a dwarf with a pencil neck. It’s 22″ (55cm) long. Not much coverage. 😕

13. rust

    30 November, 2004, 8:03 am

    When I saw the photograph, I thought immediately of all those “penis cozies” my first wife knitted for me. Of course, I never used them, they were always too small.

14. Esther

    30 November, 2004, 9:26 am

    tian said: You loop it around your neck and stick the end through the hole.

    My first thought was ‘Which end?’ :wtf:

15. Somebaudy

    30 November, 2004, 9:33 am

    two words : stair sock

16. Artchick

    30 November, 2004, 9:46 am

    My grandmother has one like that which is very short – it looks too short to fit her, though it isn’t. She keeps one because tying a regular scarf is very difficult for her to do with arthritis in her fingers. Makes sense to me.

    So, apparantly the stairwell has arthritis and needs to keep it’s neck warm. It’s all very simple.

17. Monday

    30 November, 2004, 10:15 am

    Obviously it’s a new fangled Cockscarf. Now available at Old Navy! 😮

18. Dan Martin

    30 November, 2004, 10:25 am

    I think it may be an off-shoot religon based on the ill-fated Heavens gate group that believes keeping staircase bannisters warm will bring them into the after-life when the comet comes.

    Don’t want to know what else they do with it!

19. Dan Martin

    30 November, 2004, 10:26 am

    …or Toolbag cushion for sliding down the rail.

20. Natalie

    30 November, 2004, 10:44 am

    A scarf with an identity crisis, obviously.

    You know, there really is no excuse for ugly variegated yarn, either.

21. Nikki

    30 November, 2004, 11:10 am

    “…available at Old Navy!” I obviously need to give that store another look.

22. simoon

    30 November, 2004, 1:59 pm

    “Display Case” of sorts… for men. Really ugly aesthetics, though. Don’t know how it will go with the decor, boys!

23. TinaMarie

    30 November, 2004, 2:47 pm

    Oh for Christsakes! Haven’t you people ever seen a knitted loincloth with a fly? 🙄

24. mikeB

    30 November, 2004, 2:59 pm

    Good call, Tina.

25. Cheap Date

    30 November, 2004, 3:38 pm

    The hole in that vented loin cloth is WAY too big for my ex boyfriend to wear! :limp: 😳

26. wookiee

    30 November, 2004, 3:44 pm

    Crocheted chaps, hung to dry.

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