We need to talk…

1. Lace Valentine

   05 February, 2005, 1:07 am

   It appears no one is searching for Bobby Fischer.

2. Chad Brandos

   05 February, 2005, 1:14 am

   There must be some optimistic, inquiring lady-fans our there. And some hockey fans, too.

3. Moxie

   05 February, 2005, 1:28 am

   Apparently you have a photo of Wayne Gretzky wearing butt floss hiding in your archives.

4. Esther

   05 February, 2005, 1:28 am

   I’m wondering if those folks ever figured out that this was not a hockey porn blog.:limp:

5. Spud

   05 February, 2005, 2:39 am

   Oh come on, it’s perfectly simple and as obvious as the tit on your face.

   They are looking for a pussy loving naked hockey goalie with an S shaped penis that likes to wear panties or thongs.

   😀

6. kismet

   05 February, 2005, 2:51 am

   Isn’t this: :wang: ,an adaptation of your penis Dave?

   Not that I want to know, but if people are searching for your penis, uhh, wait a second. Is there a reason why people are searching for your penis?

   Did you lose it? :wtf:

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   05 February, 2005, 7:07 am

   “They are looking for a pussy loving naked hockey goalie with an S shaped penis that likes to wear panties or thongs.”

   😀

   Okay, y’all … I know I haven’t been here in a while, but seriously … I had no idea people were looking for me!

   Wow, I’m flattened … er, flattered.

   Next time, Dave … just send them over to my site, m’kay?

   I’ll tell my readers to cut it out.

   :limp: 🙄

   (Time for more :java: … and no, haven’t slept yet tonight … oy!)

8. fictionman

   05 February, 2005, 8:46 am

   I think you’re just supposed to feel flattered that there’s so much interest in it.

9. rust

   05 February, 2005, 11:53 am

   Proof positive that the NHL lockout/strike/money-grab is making the fans a little bit antsy.

   The only thing left to do is to accede to their wishes and publish davezilla’s penis, before they go postal and spray the blog with slapshots.

   I wonder how much a transparent aluminum screen would cost…

10. Lace Valentine

    05 February, 2005, 12:27 pm

    “Blogger pussys” an innocent mistake.

    Overlooking the misspelling, I was searching for photos of felines, cats that just happened to have their own blogs. (It’s a tad harder for them to type with paws, though).

    At least I wasn’t looking for booger pussies.

    😈

11. frisko

    05 February, 2005, 12:41 pm

    This could read like a classified ad.

    Wanted,“davezillas penis”
    to play “goalie” for “blogger pussys”
    and, “rey mysterio”. Requirements include, but are not limited to “dave s penis on cam” and “davezilla s penis”. Must be able to perform “hockey”, and “hockey icons” with or without “panty or panties”, with special attention given to “thong”. Qualified applicants submit resumes and photos to:…..

    Running away now.

12. rust

    05 February, 2005, 2:30 pm

    PUSSY BOOGERS! yes… that too… :geek;

13. JD

    05 February, 2005, 2:40 pm

    I didn’t know you liked hockey.

14. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    06 February, 2005, 1:44 am

    WANTED: ONE Frisko to crack dis blogging pussy … CAT … up. Does not neccessarily have to be from San Francisco.

15. wantwit

    06 February, 2005, 12:57 pm

    you’re a dirty dirty blogger.

16. Mandy

    06 February, 2005, 11:07 pm

    I’m certain Natalie knows where Dave’s penis is. :kiss:

17. Spud

    07 February, 2005, 5:53 am

    Back of the net?

    :undies:

18. Chad Brandos

    07 February, 2005, 11:26 pm

    Dave, it could be worse. My number one search engine referral string to my blog is “foot fetish”.

19. ifrit

    08 February, 2005, 8:18 pm

    “rey misterio” means “king mistery” 🙄

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